₦airaland Forum

Wetin be balanced diet?

Belle need full first ni o...

Someone like me no even dey eat fruits since I canno longer remember. My sensitive teeth just let me abandon even the ones wey no dey disturb me.

Full plate of well prepared Semovita and egusi or banga soup made with pork and other medemede washed down with udeme is my own definition of balanced diet.

[quote author= post=132317147]My Prayer For You, Is That You Will Not Die now[/quote]Oh... why?

If we stay alive, you go dey feed us?

Rexymania:
You don't need to talk too much
You've made your point from your first 3 sentences

...but guess what? Some mumu will still come here to argue

Don't you know..


People enjoy lying to themselves...

Tayorshd87:
To me you dipped yourself into trouble how can u marry a man of 5 children 😲😳

And u are happy u are married .

And u are so young
Yet he met u in 100 level

Abeg use scope they lie na and if not lie
Then you'd put yourself into unlimited troubles .

Mtheew

You sure you understand what you are saying?

viccy12:
I don't blame the man because the woman is an eye candy.

Even at that age, her baby face still dey kampe...

Reminds me of one of my older ex gf. She's late now... What a pity

Rebuke:
Yhu will still never end well, except yhu repent. Yhu can't be defrauding others and think yhu will have a happy ending just by paying tithes and giving back to the street.

Try as hard as yhu can, yhu still can't justify being a theif. Yhu steal from others, break their hearts, leave them in debt, make them cry and yhu think it can ever be better for yhu? Never!!!!!

Eats a dog eat dog world...

If your conscience let you, white can be green even... Reality ehn... As e be, e get...

Smh

saviourGeorge:
Eyaaaa
So yahoo boys Dey GH

That na their HQ na...

Naija boys dey go there go learn work.

Things like this happen all the time. Either the small boy no really see the osusu pick hence nothing to give and his "friends/associates" no believe am or e don contact "greedy virus" like African politicians...

SMH

chudez0147:
Lol. Same thing I said about daddy Adeboye, he should return all the money he collected as tithe before he tenders apology.

Ah...

Their followers are okay with the lip service...

Morning jare

Hohohohoho...

In other words, the things wey concern ordinary Nigerians no follow...

Dem for just say all CNG enabled whatever, and that one for be just one count. Crafty werey dem spread CNG for the entire list.

The tax collectors dem leave for road still dey there with kpako and action bitters for hand yet some people baba still never satisfy...


SMH

chudez0147:
You sure say this werey know Weting be notorious?? @14

All the pastors wan claim to be once notorious. If dem really mean am, dem suppose turn themselves in and confess to the authorities after all they were never caught and case go still remain unsolved and cold.

Wetin I dey type sef, no need to take the clowns serious..

planetx:
I thought he said dollar was going to crash once he comes back from the UK

Don't tell me you were expecting that to happen...

Na prank na...

CodeTemplarr:
Street credibility.

💯

LillyandDaisy:
Our democracy

Is a demo -nstration of craze - High Priest Anikulapo Fela Kuti

Stati-nonsense at it again...

Almajiri teachers are more qualified shey?

Make una no use laff kih me abeg...

Tokskob2008:
It is very difficult to make a name, be connected and at the same time be wealthy in Nigeria without being shady or being dishonest.

You can't be a straight arrow in this country and be successful.

Honesty and integrity in this country is a waste of time.

Go to the forest... All the straight trees are cut down while the crooked are left alone. Crookedness is the way

Meedon:


Men I always laugh when These guys are trolling you. They are a source of joy to me. Comic relief

What do Antinatalist believe?

Antinatalists generally want the human race to go extinct. They want everyone to stop having babies. Antinatalism is a spectrum. Some believe that there should be no sentient life, including animals or even technology with the potential for sentience, like artificial intelligence. Copied directly from Google...

You from the other side if you hold such beliefs, you just don't know it yet... Or maybe you are aware already.

Wehdon..

Chikel20000:
Just wish I can relocate abroad.....dis country is no longer funny

E funny before?

cjudy:
This one too na trophy?
League wey them no Dey win trophy. Them only award trophy to highest bidder.

I’m not surprise a midget will go there to form boss.

Abeg dem dey award Guinness stout or Legend too? I need go there abeg...

armadeo:
How do they stop those guys with android phones.

They'll just migrate online.

You know...

Someone said they've knocked their heads on the ground so much that they're currently dazed and confused... Islamists worse pass worst for mumu thinking...

Awón oni yéyé

vonnelixir:
This is all lie... How can it cause BP and erectile dysfunction... Dr should do more research cuz the last time I checked, it has advantage more than disadvantage. Though I m against being addicted to it

Oh...

Mind sharing? Just 3 would do...

Flamaengo:
Even as at 1500 per liter, fuel is still hard to buy. This country has really gone to the dogs

Oil producing nation indeed... 🙄


SMH

Salewa97:
The idea of hiring mercenaries is a good one but the cost of doing that would be expensive.

Our soldiers are doing well, they just need more support financially and logistics wise

It's a very bad idea to allow an armed group into your territory. Especially with how Nigerians handle things, these mercenaries they plan to hire might end up becoming another problem for the country when whatever happened to the osusu of our military happens to their own osusu.. and trust Nigeria, the money will surely grow wings...

It's wrong in every way but as the deployment of mercenaries is an opportunity to siphoning osusu, I'm sure it'll be adopted, to hell with the consequences...

SMH

papyjaypaul:
This is why Bobrisky was sick and could not go to the national Assembly

People are angry because they are hungry. Read the room carefully before you become toast

Word

Ah...

Some husband's go don escape..

Me wants this kind wahala, shoot once catch many

KingAzubuike:
These things don't exist. There's no way you can steal someone's destiny or use a human being to conjure money out of thin air.

True, no magic can achieve that ... But...


It's simply payment.... An exchange of sorts. A bloke gives blood or despair and pain as payment to gain access to whatever...

If you know, you know

Nukilia:
I hope she gets the needed medical attention. Not everything is yahoo. She might be a kidnap victim... The police should send her to the hospital for proper treatment before the commencement of investigation

Seconded

ThatNaijaNigger:
This is sad, racism at its peak. They wouldn’t treat a white man or woman this way.

E get why ..

Or u think things happen for no reason?

WrriterNg:
Oh so now they're terrorists. Because it affects Israel and the West?

Weren't you cheering the Ukrainian terrorists that killed 150 people in the Crocus Hall massacre in Russia.

Well now the west gets to know how that feels like. More to come.

It's all sophistry...

Those who stoopidly take sides are totally insane.

God1000:
This is frightening, the middle east is about to witness a wider war from two regional powers


It seems the world hasn't learnt anything from world war I & II


Ballistic missiles only take 10-15 minutes to reach Israel from Iran because they travel faster, this is a dangerous moment



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jivn6bDdRw?si=FaCOsc6PORTp79hA

Wrong...

Much was learnt... Why else would these murderous bastaards act like they love peace but play dangerous games that'll lead to wars?

True .

But with all the pain Nigerians don dey suffer since rime immemorial, wetin dem don gain?

Una politicians wey no suffer any pain, una gains dey make those wey dey suffer vex Oga smelly mouth..

Any celebration done now with the current situation of the country seems like a celebration of decline...

Unless there's positive progress, I personally don't see any reason to celebrate the country aging in disgrace...

SMH