₦airaland Forum

Dogalmighty17:
193/133? That was a dead man walking. It was just going to be a matter of time. When we hear that people just slump and die, high BP is a major reason why.

If you get high BP wey you still dey eat noodles, you no dey try for yourself ooo. I say make I update you.

Abi?

If person collapse now dem go say na village people....

Me wey dey talk sef hardly do any checks o. The nurse we have in the family don preach for me tire. But as correct African man wey I be, I just too stubborn to take regular checks serious. Me wey hardly fall sick, wetin I wan go dey check? Na my mind be that o...

ElevationD:
Very bad man. E be like say the man bet with him friends say e go break record go press bress.

E take im two hands hug prison like that!

Ehen na... Motivation speakers don already talk am say, without boldness, nobody go know you. 🫣

This one will be remembered in Mexican history. Even me no go forget till I kick jerrycan 😁😁

Wealthoptulent:
na WOMAN MATTER carry this one TRABAYE, that's why being learned is a GOAL, i wont physically engage any one if i wasn't there at TIME my family is being HURT... its not defendable under law any where in the WORLD where JUSTICE closed eyes truly

No vex, me don match enter police station with annoyance because policeman slapped my younger sister.

Worst is, one of her eye became swollen. The story was that she beat up a police woman. But truth be say, I trust those wey dey my back. Police people had to deny there was no police person like the description.

Only for them to provide him after their DPO was cautioned by one of my in-laws. So it depends. If na one on one, na to use slap blind the person eye and disappear as them do my younger sister 🤣🤣

MaxInDHouse:
Islam is all about brainwashing.

Just imagine someone going about with fury claiming a God is evil for supporting a nation against others but at the same time in his own religious book it's written that Pharaoh (King of Egypt) is fighting against God's people (Israelites)

Yet he keeps saying that God is evil even when his own God claim to be the same as the Bible God!😂

In as much as what you just said is correct. Both of you ehn, shey una neck need oraimo cord?

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

Abeg make I go sleep. I go wedding of two bonafide heathens today😉

MaxInDHouse:
So angel Yusuf is working for who?
And what is the meaning of infidels?🙂

Even you sef shock abi?

Hiccups catch me immediately..

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

kpankpangolo:
She isn’t. She’s only letting us know she’s going through pain at the moment. She still told us off by saying “because you bought my movies for N 200/N 500 and watched me grow doesn’t mean you have a say in my matter.” Her arrogance is factory fitted. Let her enjoy her predicament.

She was 19 in 2020. What did she know? She has peers 26 years old on Nairaland still typing like 12 year olds. MrCork is at least 38 years of age. Does that one type anything meaningful?

Ah... Lwkmd 🤣 🤣 🤣


We can't all be taking everything too serious na. Some people come here to clown about as they can't do that offline too much. Life outside nairaland is too serious abeg. Na to come here, have a bit of fun and gerrout...

Haba

YeyeGbami:
As a lecturer, you shouldn’t be thinking of doing your student. If even she open everything for you.

We lack work ethics!

Exactly my point. Subordinates too. Should be off limits. As a principle.

bolaayenimo:
I thought Tinubu was forming capone

That man only knows how to buy everything in his way. And as you know, everyone has a price.

Add a bit of threat and anyone will choose to be paid instead of to have goons and thugs visiting you and ya family.

That's the formula that got him where he is.

So you know how to do people like that? It's simple but not easy as you'll need a deep pocket of ya own, and something to checkmate his goons😉

peleson1:
He can win UCzl with Gala

He is born to break Records

Gbayi

👍

TempleHouse:
Better for him to stay in Galatasaray than join winless and noisy Arsenal 😊

Ah, show mercy na...

Arsenal fit carry EPL this season o. With headers... 🤣🤣🤣

Lamasta:
You see as I dey look you

Wetin do me 😁😁

Still won't stop some people.

Some girls too will be doing touching body and Mr lecturer will now think it's a go. Only to later be accused of sexual harassment.

Subordinates and students should be off any sensible person's list, as a principle.

Else, the wahala, when it comes, face it.

Lamasta:
Where will you put Haaland and Mbappe

You can compare with Mbappe but Haaland?

No go dey whyne me o. That one play ball pass me? Forget say I don wash, I go still suffer the blonde boy.

Exousiang01:
Victor going to Galatasaray may turn out to be the best thing for him.
His market value is going to through the roof

Make we imagine am say Galatasaray come go carry UCL with our son as top scorer...

Just imagine the faces of mumu Chelsea and Barca wey dey look down on our son?

Ah, imaginations badt gan

Ourtruth247:
Yes. Our souls get memory wiped when we die. Our wiped souls get put in the body of a new born baby and we repeat the cycle over and over, endlessly

There was a movie back then that puts it exactly like this.

10thTenthMan:
Lol


Don’t mind the women who are quoting you and talking nonsense.

Nothing makes them better or worse than the man and ladies involved. If you have the physical, mental, psychological and spiritual fortitude to bear the responsibilities and take accountability when it requires, then live your life. It is not illegal and he has broken no laws.


What many of the women here SAY and WHAT THEY REACT TO ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS. You see them running dirty mouths about how they can’t take this and how they can’t take that. That is usually for the men they don’t want. But you see that man they are chasing, drooling over , praying that he asks them out… That man that is totally out of their league that they know that on a good day they can’t even attend an event with him without looking like village girls and feeling out of place…they will not open their mouths to say pim!

So forget all the big grammar and English wey some Dey type here.

The man for this thread try sef. He agreed to marry, and then went ahead and married three.

Some of us are not planning on getting married regardless of wealth, net worth, status and network. And we tell the ladies upfront that we are not looking to date towards marriage and I have never met anyone disagreeing. Usually it is even the married ones that feel a bit disappointed. It gets me thinking like “Come.. bia …aunty e wa nbi…..you are married and you want to date me and showing interest and then when I tell you I don’t date married women (as a personal boundary) and that even when I date women it isn’t towards marriage. As in am not dating for the purpose of marriage, you are getting angry.. please tell me the colour and shape of your problem(s)”

Ignore what women say about relationships. It is mostly a mask and charade. Their true desires they hardly reveal to avoid judgement.
Any experienced man Focuses on what moves them and what they react to. Not what they spew out of their mouths.

The bolded got me laughing 😁😁😁

10thTenthMan:
But I don’t understand?

Men are supposed to impregnate women when they have sex at the right biological time and condition, isn’t it.

I don’t see a problem here.

Oh you mean the married women? Who told men that they own the vaginas of their wives? It is a lie and one of the highest deception on earth to believe that a woman is innocent and she is not supposed to do this or do that or cheat.

Biko know that the vagina belongs to them. They give it to whoever they feel deserves it. Yes. Even your gym instructor. And the vagina as an organ, it has no security protection or a usage meter recording who went in and out. That title of “Husband” is a big scam of sorts.

Remove this delusion that women, whether single or married, are supposed to be quiet and stay with one man and not look outside and are supposed to be angels , etc.,etc. The society forced these expectations on the women and in order to survive and be accepted the women locked their true nature in almost evil pretense as a survival and mating strategy. When you do, remove the brainwashing, things like this story will never ever ever shock you.

You're right on all counts.

Truly marriage is a scam. A scam created by the male folks to own and keep women for themselves. But like everything, change happens. It is no longer how we created it to be. The women no play the roles we gave them. They've almost all awoken.

SMH

DiamondsAreFore:
Why is the business so lopsided in favour of one party? It means the other party is very bad at negotiating favourable trade deals.

It also means one party is only interested in what they will share and squander on young girls and shady investment abroad....

And these Europeans know this.. so they help them get what they want 🤧

Kobojunkie:
Yeah right! 🙄🙄🙄

Passing on is a term used to describe the deaths of the elderly who died of natural causes. A 62-year-old's death is rarely natural, but due to illness or unfortunate circumstances.

62 is ripe enough to go.

SpaceX:
Rest in peace young solider, rest in the blossom of the almighty

No be only blossom... Werey

Emeskhalifa:
Must you post??

When was the last time you bought dollar? Not sure you even have anything to do with dollar.

SMH....

You know nahtin.

See this one. Dem go carry am go where he no know.... Mumu man😁😁

MT:
You over exagerrate Trump too much.

So, Trump would destabilise the largest black population in the world - Do you even know what that means?

When body bags start to arrive in Washington, he will have a rethink.

Oh, so why are they all in a panic?

My guy, this nonsense of coming to fight for Christians is a lie. You should know that. So that'll tell you their true motivations are alien to the public. But those in power in this country are aware, AWARE!!

Unless, they'll have secret agreements as usual, selling their citizens, it'll happen.

Do not just take everything from the media. Those wereys are in bed with these murderers.

authorities discovered handwritten notes in his backpack containing attack plans alongside instructions for manufacturing mustard gas.

It's either it's a lie or the terrorists are simply stupid and have started recruiting stupid people.

SMH

peleson1:
Good one .

I must comment the economic team on this one.

They should continue to strengthen naira till it gets to less than N100 to a dollar by next year

Oga, no dey deceive yasef...

This is just part of the pretence they're putting up in a bid calm oga Trump... They forget if the mad person really wants to do something, no one can stop him.

Na so I see am. How come suddenly all these good news begin flog everywhere?

Trust these people at ya own peril.

Which one is get married again na? Inside ordinary 5m...


Some people just like to suffer themselves, some other person pikin and their unborn children.

Use that money, give yasef half a decade or more and build something out of ya life.

Today's Nigeria no dey friendly to anybody's pocket. You'll be drained by financial responsibilities alone (before we talk about others) and you'll want ya woman to contribute and if she can't due to whatever reason, resentment fit go enter, either you go begin resent her for not contributing financially or she go begin resent you for being useless and stressing her. I know some old girls or boys wey dey regret getting married today. Na so reality be o. Very few are lucky to meet a good woman or man.

Because, how else you wan call a person wey dey patient with you even in lack?

My own good girl died early back in the days, and I've never encountered another woman like her. Sometimes, I'm tempted to believe there's one woman for every man. That one and my Royal Self, na real two sides of a coin....

odejimioflagos:
Wike is spot on. The Christian genocide narrative is a cheap political tool from the opposition to discredit this administration. How can you claim genocide when the top security officials are from your religion?

Dem say make bad anyhow death no happen so that people no go come dey cry anyhow cry...

Are people being killed en masse all over the nation? Yes or no?

Christian genocide or not. Everyone knows this killings started with Christians as prime targets. But you blockheads forget about humanity. Are humans being killed? What has the government done apart from making it worse by calling white black? By calling obvious terrorists bandits, by recruiting them in the police and army? By spending state funds on some so-called rehabilitation of terrorists? By coining a forbidden term like -repentant Boko Haram? What has the government done?

So make people dey die dey go shey?

Pierocash:
Lol. The fear of invasion by trump. Of a truth, Nigeria is not mature for self rule. They need outsiders to behave rightly. Even the news of bandits killed doesn't look real

It's not real. If it looks like shit, smells like shit, my guy, that na shit.

Na outside influence put us where we dey. Let's see if outside influence go fit change anything as all of us wey dey inside dey powerless and afraid. Why we no go dey afraid when we dey powerless? Someone like this ancestor get means wey these so-called bandits get, and even almajiris and the so-called elites creating dem go vanish...

Orlandoo:
Only terrorists and upcoming terrorists are against Trump intervention to save Nigerian christians from the Islamic brotherhood regime.

Come on... We know "saving Christians is just an excuse. But we still welcome such actions. That is if Oga Trump is really serious o... Many hypocrites and enemies of this nation would be exposed if the US ever comes in.

Image123:
All these can't be seen by those pretending to sleep. We better wake up. They are going for your resources. You think so called Christians will be evacuated before bombing your villages, or it's APC stalwarts that live in the places they want to turn to Syria and Gaza?

Resources wey no dey reach us before? Abegi .. dem Tinubu and his fellow kleptomaniacs don let anything reach anyone wey no dey their cabal of robbers before?


We dey abuse PDP, APC na plank we suppose flog dem and their useless supporters...

dibusnotion:
i support Trump. he should have said "shameful or disgrace leaders, not disgraced nation"

He said so and he's not wrong. It's disgraceful that a nation as ours will be struggling with poverty thereby creating all these ills of society.

Worse is having people amongst the masses who gang with and support the animals destroying the nation. Suffer head na their middle name.

See, it's something of a pride to be associated with a country doing well. Not this orchestrated chaotic nonsense we call a system. We would be better off having a dictator over us, not this democracy of disgrace and pretences...

I no happy with PDP but APC? Dem make me want to bring out my barbaric side.

They all deserve capital punishment. No mercy

DMCY:
Why bring una family affairs to the public? Isn’t it better to cry in a Ferrari than to cry in a molue

Their so-called family affairs has always been a public matter. Nothing private except when our old ancestor wan

Now, I no talk anymore than this o. 🫣