₦airaland Forum

OluwaBlessyn:
I rather buy it 1500/kg like I bought it this morning than use firewood or charcoal

Wtf….
The stress of blowing charcoal sef is tiring

Aswia....

My own old mama go sometimes prefer to use charcoal on those are roasted fish dem instead of drying them out with oven. She go say, oven dey remove the taste. And this daddy no even know the difference. My own be say I eat fish .

I prefer to stress myself to go buy it whenever I need it than to use charcoal. Who even get time to dey buy fish keep?

OGwales:
🤣🤣🤣

Dey play.

When you go to heaven, I hope he will give a mind of your own? 🤣🤣🤣

Will you have choice in heaven?

Which of the heavens?

OGwales:
Funny how humans think they can play God... Anyways many believe in god with mouth, not mind.

Same way many believe in God with mind, not mouth.

You wan dey use existence play?. Without that variety, it'll all end immediately.

The creators never wants all to have one mind. Else, na problem for the creator. The whole of our existence having one mind, think of it na.

It's detrimental to the program. And it'll be extremely difficult to achieve.

It's a kill and divide situ...

The werey no know say Muslims wey their fellow werey Muslims dey target and kih for Nigeria pass Christians....


Somebody should educate the ignorant congress person.

Plus his station, e dey ignorantly dey talk for public.

Wey the werey for talk of humanity and humans, e dey talk of Christianity.

Òní yéyé

The parents said he's a bright young man.

This ancestor doubts their evaluation of their child.

Like my small girls, I'm mostly blunt with them.

Take ya life only on ya terms. Not on some nobody's....

It's simply because the yéyé man offended the wrong people.

Wetin dey happen for Wike matter concerning all the allegations with alleged proofs of his misappropriation or whatever?

Abegi. The eediots want to pretend they stand for justice?

Make we hia word abeg...

I do not need t read the nonsense to know it's another formulated nonsense.


Abegi, I no wan hear these lies. Ya Torah already exposed you and the God you subscribed to, for being a land thief

Nackzy:
One of the most scary things people do is bringing someone that you don't know that much to live with you in the name of house help. The person can do you anything

Even if you know the person reach house oga, person wey no like you, no like you.

Reason I laff at most atheists is because my late father escaped being poisoned by a clan brother because of the "other sciences" he was subscribed to back in the days.

The ceramic plate cracked when he touched it. And according to my old man, it was the second time. One was when he went visiting back home, the second was in his own house in Lagos. That was Sept 1989, I no fit forget the whole matter till this day.


Maybe the foolish person no like my father strict behavior. The man was strict to even his own children, wetin be family brother?

The werey was beaten and sent back to the Delta State. That was all my old man did. Me wey for roast am like popcorn chop.... Smh

I have zero mercy for those wey I believe want my life.

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Father4all:
Women wey you old pass. Nonsense man. When they enter APC, they stop having brains

E shock you?

Na so...


Shameless bootlicker.

Lwkmd 🤣🤣🤣

True true, we no want oga Jona and his drama filled unserious ways.

What would he do differently compared to the last time?

Person wey any small shout, e go begin shake. How that kind person intentions even if they're good go take dey realized?

Abegi

They matched to the traditional ruler. If I were him, I would re-organize them and we'll go disturb everyone representating the state nationally. Reps o, governor o, even local government chairman no go rest.

Yes o.

More attention should be given to this to force EFCC and the DSS to make a stand either to continue being the disgrace they are or do something sensible.

Nwaikpe:
To every woman that leaves a man after she has attained a level of independence, "Their husband is a cheat, and they now know their self-worth."
Even if they were cheating oh.

Na so na. The story no dey pass like that. They'll somehow immediately discover he's abusive.

That's life for you. All those wey still believe in the so-called true love, wey their mama no show dem so na for iya òní iya hand dem think say dem go see true love, we dey ready to dey see una pitiful stories online all the time. Be aware, a woman would always love something about you and the rest things about you could disgust her especially when she's not investing resources in ya relationship. You should have enough in your mind, head and pocket to not care, else you go see fire...

SMH

Men an their daughters.

We don't joke with our daughters. No play rough play go there.

If you know, you know..

Chekwas1984:
Congratulations to him.

This rain is weather for 2 ooo

It's called Adam and Eve weather.

Oya go and chop watermelon... Or na orange you get?

There's really nothing like a no man's land anywhere.

Only trouble makers will turn that as a chant. Until dem use oraimo cord flog their big head, some people no go get sense.


Even the USA that calls itself the "United States" get people wey claim am as their own and can evict anyone at anytime. Despite say the original indigenous people no get mouth for there.

Now, on this matter, the indigenous people get mouth not only in the state, but in the country, more than those wey dey find trouble.

The mumu dem no go face their real time problems, na to go claim wetin fit destroy dem be their problem.


Smh

Hisroyalbadmeat:
Abobi, make you buy relaxer, make men no observe you closely, for Port Harcourt na direct dem dey put am for your body, no body punu

Abobi.... That was how one yéyé friend I had back then dey call me.

Aero contactor don puff my guy up. Now e no be my guy again. SMH

Katsina and nasarawa dey no dey bottom league.... Them don do ojoro again.

press9jatv:
Ibadan city, the largest in West African and third in Africa, is in a class of its own, definitely not in their class.
We won't because of their throwing of tantrums at us, demolish our ancient heritage that gave us global recognition, as one of the UNESCO world heritages, just like the Osun grooves in Osogbo did.

Must you people fight yaselves?

While the elites from both ya place and their place including my place continue to eat together I'm secrecy while pretending to fight in public.

Na wa o. You and those people. Na wa for una.

U know very well who I dey talk and wetin I dey talk about. 🤧😩🤨

Baronthecelebri:
They're dating

Imagine, my mind go there but wait o...


Aswia... Ya mind spoil like my own. Like rotten egg.

You're a total bad egg 😁😁😏

You be correct guy 👍

10thTenthMan:
Her decision. She is not a child. For a woman like her, it is Her responsibility to determine what she can accept or not accept. She is old enough to face whatever challenges and benefits of her decision(s).

No where is it written than a woman cannot leave a man.

We just hope she took the decision objectively and strong enough NOT TO EVER REGRET!

Nairaland can be a childish and funny place. Some ask if SHE WAS A VIRGIN and that if she is not a virgin she has no moral grounds to demand accountability from the man. Others are deducing that her friend is a reflection of her. That If she make a betrayer a best friend, then she too must have done things like this in the past to another woman’s man. Una well done o, Assistants to the Karmic Diaries. Awon Deputy Supervisors to the Keeper of the Akashic Records. Ndi Supervisors of Dharma Quality Assurance and Enforcement.

The world does not always work like how many of you are thinking and insinuating here. Otherwise we could then deduce that virgins would not have their husbands cheat on them then. Nature will just give them good men. Meanwhile if my experiences are anything, the husbands to virgins usually want to “preserve” their wives and have wild sex with side chics all around, while coming home to their nice, clean, angelic virgin. OR they don’t get the sizzling sex they get from side chics at home, hence to cure the boredom they go out.

I support her decision. If it is clear that they want to remain exclusively monogamous, then he went against this, it is well within her rights m. He didn’t do it with anyone else but her so called “best friend” - (A title I will never give to any human dead,alive to be born).

I mean She demanded it or strongly expected it, and the man accepted it as an expectation and a boundary in the relationship, then so be it.

As for me I won’t marry and don’t intend to. I am monogamous as long as we are together. But I keep my expectations very clear. I shall move on. Peacefully and amicably. That, I am very sure of. I let you know this fact ahead of time. I am NOT DATING TO MARRY ANY WOMAN. Nope, not dating to marry. I am dating for quality experiences.

It's just cruise and if there's anyone human who seriously meant it, that pesin dey crazy, e just remain to mad enter market... Ahn ahn... People sef ..

Kajaard:
Giving birth at age 17 is a flex how?

Come on... That's the correct way of things.


Abi una want make she old first?

The female gender should endeavor to birth children when they're very young.

Abegi...

Somewhat.

One could even say it isn't.

For a world populated by werey humans? Happiness free?

Abegi. Unless you want to be led like a mule. You fight for ya happiness. It's a real struggle to be happy.

Oh, you can try the Buddhist style though, by letting everything flow past you. But as long as ya desire has even small enjoyment and attachment, forget it, like the rest of us mortals, you have to fight existence and win ya happiness. Unless you give it all up and chase dukkah or what do those werey ascetics call it sef?

And ascetics dem, the werey dem go still depend on those wey get worldly desires for survival o. No be nonsense be that? Abi na me dey mix things up?

Whatever, all I know is in this life, happiness is never free. It can even be bought.

Otedola dey spread falsehoods. And the werey billionaire knows it.

Oga who's debating this again?

It's long proven that politicians are entirely useless. Oh, they're only useful in sucking the country dry. And in filling their own pockets with supposed borrowed funds.

dawnomike:
I understand her frustration... Singpe mother got comfortable and chose to add another bundle of joy to the bills

Your choice of words.... Me likey....

A single mother wey no well. She can't take care of herself and child, she can't find a man who can. She still can not avoid getting pregnant. That one na human being? She no even understand her situation and know best steps to handle her life.

Abegi

SmartPolician:
This is exactly what our infamous laptop guys want for Nigeria but it won't happen. Before you kill those people who criticise leaders, make sure there's a death sentence for looters first. You cannot beat a child and expect him not to cry.

By the way, I trust Transparency International to get involved in that case and end that madness in Tunisia. If a man feels too big to be criticised, leave public office for those who don't.

Bless ya spirit brother. They'll create monsters that'll consume them and their entire lineage someday.

See as the werey president be like mummy sef. A corpse no want make dem yab am. And e no do well. Even Mister Xi get people wey no like am.

helinues:
We are truly practicing democracy in Nigeria. The opposition should be glad about that

Who tell you so. The oppression is simply in varying levels. No democracy in Africa. In fact ehn I would prefer we practiced meritocracy. Democracy na scam abeg.

And for the record, the grass on my own grave for don reach waist level if dem wan talk of people wey dey yab government. I dey yab even the dead generals from 1960 sef... Lols

[quote author= post=137027459]Na Where, Mr Blogger, Dey Work, Na Only There, Him Dey See Him Own Food, Take Chop[/quote]As it should be. But I just dey talk my mind sha. You don make this ancestor dey feel like na only bad news you dey blog about. If e dey put food for ya table, no wahala. Everything goes.

[quote author= post=137027265]Mr Blogger Is Active In All The Platforms on the Internet.[/quote]Okay o..


But you don make us dey dread any news wey you carry.