₦airaland Forum

Those of us serving in Benue currently should be compensated for the emotional trauma we & our family members re going thru

The gworo chewing, kunu sipping bastard called Jubrin will nva go unpunished

This is an illustration of wat Buhari's govt wants to do to the media. Buhari will nva go unpunished insha allah

One round of kerewa with Kemi will consume 2 lubes of KY jelly & 1 bottle of olive oil because her kpekus will be as dry as Sarrki's nyash

I dunno why people complain abt Fulani herdsmen who are only trying to bring peace and unity in Nigeria. Our target should be IPOB & Biafran agitators who want to break the country. Abeg FH go ahead with ur good works in APC states only

I nva knew that big breazt shrink with exercise. Hw abt di*k? Does it shrink too?

QuietHammer:
... You are certain he may? Mr, make up your mind. Are you certain or not?

I cannot say yes or no

Looting allowance nko?

I wasn't surprised when I heard the Dullard in chief say he doesn't knw his age. Someone that has Alzheimer's dementia, how would he remember who's alive and who's dead? Let's dust our PVC and wait for 2019 to kick out the old jalopy from aso Rock

I knw dis report may be false, but I'm certain the man may die in 2018. These old men don't last long if disgraced out of power. Same way we'll do Bubu in 2019

He was awake looting public funds while Rivers ppl were asleep. The only man that was awake was Nyesom Wike, the slayer of the lizard of ubima & his boy, Dakuku perterside

Jesusloveyou:
That is good.
Buhari is working.
And i hope Igbo are well capture in the appointment.
Because idiotic pigs of Biafra love appointment so much

How did u get dis ur monika? Better change it to SatanlovesU cos u re abt to meet him if u don't change ur life this new yr

Ok

Ok

Frog voice forming humble

The person responsible for dis must not see the end of 2017 insha Allah. May he/she die a miserable death by 12 noon of 31/12/17 Amen. So painful, RIP to u all

*BUHARI, Fuel and Refineries:*
Let's do some thinking and talking.
Don't worry, I'll do the thinking while you do the talking.

Monday 23rd October, 2017 was the 530th day that the Buhari administration increased the petrol pump price from N87 to N145 per litre. As a country, we consume roughly 40 million litres of petrol per day. The implication of this is that from 11th May, 2016 (when the pump price was increased) to 23rd October, 2017, the consumption amounts to 21.2 billion litres. [That's simply 40 million litres per day multiplied by 530 days].
When you subtract N87 from N145, you get N58. Now, multiply that N58 by 21.2 billion and you will get N1.2296 trillion. Let me write it in full - N1,229,600,000,000.00 That is the EXTRA amount we have paid above the N87 per litre price.
When Buhari was campaigning to become president, we were told he had built refineries before and would build more refineries again. Every attempt to correct this fable was rebuffed. Today, however, after paying the government an EXTRA N1.23 Trillion, we still don't have the refineries and the dead ones are yet to come back to life. Fuel is still being imported.
What's more? When crude oil was $120 per barrel, we were buying petrol at N97 per litre. Now crude oil is $55 and we are buying at N145 per litre. If crude were $120 per barrel today would Buhari retain petrol at N145 per litre or move it to N300 per litre? Well, that's speculative.What's not speculative is that we have paid this government an extra N1.23 trillion in 530 days and they still have 583 days until May 29, 2019.
Over the next 583 days, we would add another N1.35 trillion to the N1.23 trillion already collected.
I don't want to ask what the government has done with the N1.23 triillion it has squeezed from us. I believe you don't want to ask either. But I want you to write it down somewhere that between May 11, 2016 (when fuel became N145 per litre) and May 29, 2019 (when Lying mohammed would have made you give Buhari a second term); the cost implication of changing N87 to N145 would add up to N2.58 trillion. Actually, N2,582,160,000,000.00 It's NOT a small "change."
Keep the note somewhere for the next 583 days. Then after you might have voted in Buhari again for second term, after the swearing in, ask yourself whether N2,582,160,000,000.00 could have built a refinery or rejuvenated the four ailing ones.
Don't think, just talk.**COPIED**

*BUHARI, Fuel and Refineries:*
Let's do some thinking and talking.
Don't worry, I'll do the thinking while you do the talking.

Monday 23rd October, 2017 was the 530th day that the Buhari administration increased the petrol pump price from N87 to N145 per litre. As a country, we consume roughly 40 million litres of petrol per day. The implication of this is that from 11th May, 2016 (when the pump price was increased) to 23rd October, 2017, the consumption amounts to 21.2 billion litres. [That's simply 40 million litres per day multiplied by 530 days].
When you subtract N87 from N145, you get N58. Now, multiply that N58 by 21.2 billion and you will get N1.2296 trillion. Let me write it in full - N1,229,600,000,000.00 That is the EXTRA amount we have paid above the N87 per litre price.
When Buhari was campaigning to become president, we were told he had built refineries before and would build more refineries again. Every attempt to correct this fable was rebuffed. Today, however, after paying the government an EXTRA N1.23 Trillion, we still don't have the refineries and the dead ones are yet to come back to life. Fuel is still being imported.
What's more? When crude oil was $120 per barrel, we were buying petrol at N97 per litre. Now crude oil is $55 and we are buying at N145 per litre. If crude were $120 per barrel today would Buhari retain petrol at N145 per litre or move it to N300 per litre? Well, that's speculative.What's not speculative is that we have paid this government an extra N1.23 trillion in 530 days and they still have 583 days until May 29, 2019.
Over the next 583 days, we would add another N1.35 trillion to the N1.23 trillion already collected.
I don't want to ask what the government has done with the N1.23 triillion it has squeezed from us. I believe you don't want to ask either. But I want you to write it down somewhere that between May 11, 2016 (when fuel became N145 per litre) and May 29, 2019 (when Lying mohammed would have made you give Buhari a second term); the cost implication of changing N87 to N145 would add up to N2.58 trillion. Actually, N2,582,160,000,000.00 It's NOT a small "change."
Keep the note somewhere for the next 583 days. Then after you might have voted in Buhari again for second term, after the swearing in, ask yourself whether N2,582,160,000,000.00 could have built a refinery or rejuvenated the four ailing ones.
Don't think, just talk.

Biliki might be an Instagram big gal and slay queen o, meanwhile na stealing be her work.

Why dem no naked am sef, I came here to see some nudies

[quote author=metronaija3 post=63253157]The returnees arrived at the Cargo Wing of the Murtala Muhammed International Airport

Nawao, so they've been classified as cargo? Liability not assets, odikwa egwu

Thank God for ARV. The only patients I've seen die from HIV re only those who for any reason best known to them were not compliant with medications, and I don't pity 4 such ppl at there death bed

smulti:
where is sarrki and BMC crew them

do no if they are on strike
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Sarrki and Ngeneukwenu re on admission in LUTH. They had heart attack after the PDP convention

Trouble dey sleep, iyanga go wake am. Fulani territorists were not attacking Kogi ppl until their stupid gov gave dem open check to grazing. Meanwhile Buhari is a terrorist

Attention seekers everywhere. It'll end in d dude's bed, where he'll shatta ur pur*y, he'll give u belle plus one STI, den tomorrow u turn to a baby mama and start disturbing our peace on Twitter on hw he Shattad ur hrt and abandoned u and ur child

The NPF should be conducting psychiatric evaluation on ppl before recruitment. I have a police guy who's my patient presently, he has psychiatric prob, and still in active service o. Such psn can shoot anybody without thinking twice

IVF, it's science, not Allah something. If u see any woman who has stayed for years without a child, then delivers twins, triplet or more, it's IVF until proven otherwise

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