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Politics / Re: Beaten In Germany, Accused Of Forgery, Times Ekweremadu Made Headlines by cosmatika(m): 10:02pm On Jun 23, 2022
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Politics / Re: Wike Not Leaving PDP, Ignore 'Manipulated' Viral Video - Aide by cosmatika(m): 4:22pm On Jun 20, 2022
Manipulated in what sense? You can just say its an old video, not claiming it's manipulated.
That's how Tinubu urchins were claiming that his pictures and videos of peeing on himself was Manipulated

Wiked wike will still suffer for his sins

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Politics / Re: Deep Blue Project Takes Delivery Of New Maritime Security Assets (photos) by cosmatika(m): 6:39pm On Jun 19, 2022
JasonEkanem:


The equipment are for waterways

The illiterate won't understand wat u re saying.
He's a zombie who's only source of happiness is to hear about death in South east

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Politics / Re: Yobe North: Machina Vows To Seek Legal Redress After Lawan Was Named As Candidat by cosmatika(m): 11:24pm On Jun 17, 2022
I support him on this.
APC lacks internal democracy. They also submitted Akpabio's name after he lost in the election. I hope they both lose.

Meanwhile, PETER OBI FOR PRESIDENT

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Politics / Re: 2023: Kwankwaso, Obi Raise Stake In NNPP, LP Threaten APC, PDP by cosmatika(m): 4:06pm On Jun 15, 2022
abobote:

Some of you too like Vawulance. Chop him like weed coz he criticized your favorite.
I'm an Obi supporter too. He actually said the truth, Kwankwaso have structure in kano, that's why he controlled their delegates in PDP, even why not in PDP.
But it doesn't make sense for Obi to leave PDP, only to become VP in new party.
Peter should have stepped down at primaries, instead leaving the party to unpopular party

Any 5tupid Tinubu supporter shouldn't bring their useless analogy or advise near Obi, if not the valowence dept of Obi supporters go chop am raw

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Politics / Re: 2023: Kwankwaso, Obi Raise Stake In NNPP, LP Threaten APC, PDP by cosmatika(m): 3:34pm On Jun 15, 2022
PavillionEnergy:
shocked


Thunder fire Vulture Griller.

Amen

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Politics / Re: 2023: Kwankwaso, Obi Raise Stake In NNPP, LP Threaten APC, PDP by cosmatika(m): 3:31pm On Jun 15, 2022
Unzerious:
If Obi doesn't want to be the VP, he should go and rest.

Kwankwaso left PDP, not because he hadn't the Kano Structure, but for a Presidential shot.

Obi left PDP, because he didn't control his state Structure (Hard truth). If he had known Atiku would Win, I bet he wouldn't be a Labourer now grin

Your monika says it all. You are an unseriouus a55hole. Person like u wey no sabi em pale go come nairaland because it's a faceless page to miscap.
It I catch u, I go chop u like raw weed

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Politics / Re: Ameerah Sufyan: Police Investigate Kidnap Of Woman In Abuja by cosmatika(m): 11:52am On Jun 15, 2022
Muchmore024:
After her tweet. The foolish Nigerians went to her profile and downloaded her picture(chanting save ameerah, save ameerah) and her face is everywhere on Twitter now. You want her rescued but you are sharing her picture so the kidnappers can identify her when they see the news. How I wish this can be removed from nairaland , Twitter or all this opera mini bloggers website. There is a high chance that the local kidnappers don't use Twitter. But the news on everywhere can make them see it. Aside it's over 19hours and yet the security operatives hasn't rescued her yet, even with the way she is sharing her location here and there. WOE TO YOU ALL. DSS,DIA,NIA,NPF, NAF, NSCDC, NA. Mumu operatives

Same reason I hate watching that movie "White House is down". Someone under hostage manages to send out information about the abductors, instead of treating it as a secret till they are rescued, the stupid media starting using it as breaking news. The kidnappers saw it and now singled out the gal and used her as a bait to get her dad who was trying to save the day.
I hate ppl that can reason straight, just to gain media attention

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Politics / Re: Uzodinma: Winning The Election Is Our Major Priority Not Religious Arguments by cosmatika(m): 3:42pm On Jun 14, 2022
Idiot. Same way becoming governor is your priority, whether ppl voted you or not, that's how the 4th person became the first person.
So your party doesn't care what Nigerians feel or wat is right, all u care about is to Lord a candidate over us.

I don't blame you, I blame the idiots supporting your pissing old candidate

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Politics / Re: Ekiti Governorship Election 2022 Debate: 6 Candidates Battle It Out by cosmatika(m): 2:19pm On Jun 13, 2022
I wish them all the best in their quest.

My own is PETER OBI FOR PRESIDENT.
We need someone that can help us cut down on the cost of governance at this critical stage and channel the money towards critical infrastructure.

If Tinubu wins, he will enthrone his cronies, Alphabeta will take over FIRS.

If Atiku wins, people like Dino Melaye and Reno Omokri will return and continue looting from where they stopped.

Fellow Nigerians, let's get it right for once please

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Celebrities / Re: Young Politician Lucky Omenka Dedicates Child, House In Grand Style In Abuja by cosmatika(m): 4:27pm On Jun 12, 2022
Alex abeg go shave that ur beards off, it looks ugly on you

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Travel / Re: Traffic Gridlock In Maitama, Abuja Because Of APC Primaries (Photos) by cosmatika(m): 11:00am On Jun 07, 2022
If you leave Nigeria, you'll understand that one of the main causes of road traffic accidents and traffic congestion in Nigeria is poorly trained drivers and impatience on the side of the drivers.
Looking at this picture, I feel like flogging all the drivers there. That central area should be free for only the ppl exiting. Nigerians act like wild animals

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Politics / Re: Olisa Metuh Spotted Preaching In Garki Market by cosmatika(m): 3:39pm On Jun 05, 2022
Metuh was imprisoned for an allegation of #400m, but the accountant General of the federation has been released after been accused of stealing #200billion

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Politics / Re: Explosion At A Catholic Church In Owo, Ondo Kills 50 Worshippers (Graphic Photos by cosmatika(m): 3:36pm On Jun 05, 2022
God heal our land please
If separation will bring a lasting solution to the evil in the land, Father please facilitate it for us

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Crime / Re: Owo: Dozens Killed as Terrorists Attack Church During Service In Ondo State by cosmatika(m): 3:31pm On Jun 05, 2022
Even as a doctor, I couldn't stand d sight of blood of innocent ppl lying lifeless in the church.
There's a lot of evil in Nigeria

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Gov Dapo Abiodun Wouldn't Have Been Governor Without Me by cosmatika(m): 1:05pm On Jun 03, 2022
IamWonderful:
Mazi okechukwu Bola Ahmed Tinubu the chukwu okike abiama of Igbo land the slayer of baby factory criminals drug traffickers developers IPOB miscreants mkpurumiri addicts baby pounders and IPOB cannibals
NLPoliceWoman Mynd44 lalasticlala this is a blasphemy against Igbos. Chukwu Okike Abiama means God the creator, and that's who this guy here just insulted.
I demand that this comment be taken down
Politics / Re: Tinubu At The Palace Of Obong Of Calabar Yesterday. What Do You Think? by cosmatika(m): 10:55am On Jun 03, 2022
alanto:

Your tribe eat their fathers carcass
I'm not from Ogun state kid
Politics / Re: Tinubu At The Palace Of Obong Of Calabar Yesterday. What Do You Think? by cosmatika(m): 11:26pm On Jun 02, 2022
alanto:

Are you not from that tribe that kick their fathers to say good morning?
I don't expect you to respect mine.

Better than the tribe that mine their father's head from the grave to sell for #2450.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu At The Palace Of Obong Of Calabar Yesterday. What Do You Think? by cosmatika(m): 6:08pm On Jun 02, 2022
alanto:
See as una dey troll e dey sweet. Dem go open one thread for pandora now na that time everybody dey hate ibo
Who's Pandora? Ur papa?
Wats Ibo? Ur hairy a55?
Politics / Re: Ahmed Idris: EFCC Releases Suspended Accountant General by cosmatika(m): 3:09pm On Jun 02, 2022
Naija
Buhari fighting corruption with his body odour

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Politics / Re: PDP Supporter Collapses At Party Secretariat As Atiku Receives Certificate (pic) by cosmatika(m): 3:07pm On Jun 02, 2022
I just laugh when I see how Nigerians manage simple emergencies like this, shows how rotten the system is.
Most of my colleagues who haven't spent up to 1yr practising as doctors in the UK have all vowed they will nva come back to Nigeria to practise because the system will always mess you up

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Politics / Re: Tinubu At The Palace Of Obong Of Calabar Yesterday. What Do You Think? by cosmatika(m): 1:24pm On Jun 02, 2022
Lalasticlala Mynd44 you people should please move this to the FP.
We need more opinion here

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Politics / Re: Tinubu At The Palace Of Obong Of Calabar Yesterday. What Do You Think? by cosmatika(m): 12:15pm On Jun 02, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked




See how this desperate thief stood like a house boy before the king.

Please can you help us with a picture of his past visit to the Palace of Ijebu Ode King where his Pee Poo began

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Politics / Re: Tinubu At The Palace Of Obong Of Calabar Yesterday. What Do You Think? by cosmatika(m): 12:14pm On Jun 02, 2022
successmatters:
It irritates me whenever people open threads to insult the elders, how can you insult a 98 year old man just because he's peeing on his pants?
The people you should be blaming are his diaper suppliers who has been supplying him cheap pampers.

Vote for Peter Obi for strong companies that will produce better pampers that won't leak.

His Pee Poo's tragedy will soon be over sur.
Kimberley-Clark company is building a factory in Lagos now. They will measure him specially to produce the one that can contain both shit and pee without showing grin

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Politics / Tinubu At The Palace Of Obong Of Calabar Yesterday. What Do You Think? by cosmatika(m): 12:03pm On Jun 02, 2022
The former governor of Lagos state and APC chieftain, Bole Ahmed Tinubu, in his nationwide consultation in order to pick the APC Presidential ticket was yesterday, the June 1st, in Calabar to meet with the ruling party's delegates.
He made a strop at the Palace of the paramount ruler of the land, the obong of Calabar.
When he stop up to address the traditional ruler, a picture was taken of him which has caused stir online.
Remember such incident happened about 3 months ago when he visited a traditional ruler in Yoruba land.
Some people think he urinated on himself again, his supporters claim it was photoshopped.
What are your thoughts?

Celebrities / Re: Johnny Depp Defeats Amber Heard In Defamation Case (Video) by cosmatika(m): 9:49pm On Jun 01, 2022
They were showing the verdict on the TV while I was attending to my oyibo patient. The woman just dey vex dey curse the judgment.
I just talk for my mind "madam abeg listen to wetin I come tlk make I commot from here".
It's a loss to female gold diggers

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Politics / Re: Army Aiding Fulani Kidnapping In South-East – CSP Johnbull (Video) by cosmatika(m): 5:45pm On Jun 01, 2022
Wailerint:
So, this is where you get your news,
Please everyone should be guided with news you bring to a platform of intelectuals.. all those Biafra news rubbish should not be brought here pls.
Getout.
Who mentioned Biafra here?
Until Nigeria leaves Biafra to go, we will keep bringing news from the progressive land of Igbo here.
If you hate it, go and hug transformer and be transformed to a dead man

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Politics / Re: Army Aiding Fulani Kidnapping In South-East – CSP Johnbull (Video) by cosmatika(m): 5:42pm On Jun 01, 2022
Open secret
2 times now, kidnapped victims close to Absu escaped from the kidnappers den, rushed to the military checkpoint in Absu and begged the military guys to follow them track the kidnappers who haven't gone far, the military guys said nothing concerns them.
All they care about is extorting motorists and fvcking Absu gals

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabweans Selling Their Toes To Ritualists For $20000 To $40000 USD (video) by cosmatika(m): 5:40pm On Jun 01, 2022
drakeli:


How would you be able to eat out of the nut if your head was used to break coconut, grin grin

They go kpai put nah
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabweans Selling Their Toes To Ritualists For $20000 To $40000 USD (video) by cosmatika(m): 4:31pm On Jun 01, 2022
Better than selling your vote for #5000 and suffer for 4yrs.
How I wish all the people that will want to sell their votes nxt year will rather sell their heads to skull miners, it'll save the country another 8yrs of suffering

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Pregnant Woman Shot Five Times By Police In Missouri USA by cosmatika(m): 2:15pm On Jun 01, 2022
USA of blood
Meanwhile pregnant woman wey dey do car hijacking, na better thief she be. Maybe she's even wearing something on her abdomen to fake pregnancy and hoodwink the victims

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Foreign Affairs / Re: MI6 Spies Say Vladimir Putin Could Be Dead & A Body Double Is Taking His Place by cosmatika(m): 6:44pm On May 31, 2022
Jubril things

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