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Crime / Re: Nigerian Prostitute Arrested For Cutting Colleague's Vagina With A Sharp Object by cosmatika(m): 12:50am On Jul 29, 2022
How will you want to destroy her shop?

You need this bat above me to also destroy ur own shop with this em prick wey resemble Tinubu's own
Crime / Re: Kwara Police Area Commander Dies In Auto Accident by cosmatika(m): 12:49am On Jul 29, 2022
Okay sad
Crime / Re: Friend Mourns Bank Official Killed In Abia Bullion Van Robbery Attack (Photos) by cosmatika(m): 12:48am On Jul 29, 2022
Nawao, do bankers escort bullion vans too?
Crime / Re: Breaking News:bandits Attack Army Checkpoint Close To Zuma Rock by cosmatika(m): 12:46am On Jul 29, 2022
Let them try and enter ashole rock and display.
If they make Nigerians happy, we can dash them Katsina and zamfara state
Travel / Re: Ogun: Speeding Driver Crushes Okada Riders Waiting To Pick Passengers by cosmatika(m): 12:45am On Jul 29, 2022
Nawao
Travel / Re: Nigerians Confront Ethiopian Man Who Claimed To Be Nigerian After Crime In Dubai by cosmatika(m): 10:00am On Jul 28, 2022
Nigerians abroad always try to do what's best for the country to make it grow, that's why majority of them are Obidients.
But you see ppl at home, most of them don't know what's good for them.
They suffer from Stockholm syndrome

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Politics / Re: Security Agencies Trail Suspected IPOB Member Who Threatened To Kill Voters by cosmatika(m): 9:25am On Jul 28, 2022
Odin13:
Infact they need to arrest all Obi online/Offline supporters..

The eat insults abuses curses and threat as food .. nothing dey dia Brain .. and will go physical..
yet the hate it when you tell them the simple truth..
Obi can’t win because he simply can’t .. even all IPOB vote for him..

A vote for OBi is a vote for Simeon Ekpa
A build castles on air with mouth .. check Anambra State .. for 8 years he did nothing but nkpu okuko secretariate and nothing else

Only foolish Nigeria youths will vote for Obi

Nigerian youths are wiser than obi and his ipib bingos .. they love to bark.. see as they go nap this one naa..

Power to the people
Atiku/Okowa 2023

For a stable economy and strong Naira

They have given u something to mwastubate over.
I'm sure it's an urchin like you that did that to paint Peter Obi black, but we can't be deceived
Politics / Re: Hadi Sirika: Nigeria Air To Lease Aircraft For Commencement Of Operations by cosmatika(m): 12:38am On Jul 28, 2022
blamingthedevil:
God Bless Aviation Minister
God Bless President Buhari
God Bless Incoming President Bola Ahmed Tinubu
God Bless Federal Republic of Nigeria
Thunder fire all the ppl you mentioned, plus you that mentioned them
Politics / Re: Senate To Invite Emefiele Over Naira Devaluation by cosmatika(m): 10:36pm On Jul 27, 2022
thebosstrevor1:
This is funny

Bdcs operating in the black market are being starved of dollars, that means they have to make price attractive to bring in dollars
The agbado man u re supporting said he's not worried about exchange rate, y are u now lamenting?
Your brain go soon reset
Politics / Re: Kebbi Politician Helps To Clear Gutter In His Constituency, Poses For The Camera by cosmatika(m): 9:31am On Jul 27, 2022
Ojabifi:
He reminds me of one the presidential candidates
You are correct, Tinubu
Politics / Re: Did Tinubu Say Electoral Act 2022 Will Affect Democracy? Daily Trust Fact Check by cosmatika(m): 10:32pm On Jul 26, 2022
Dear fact checker, please help me check Tinubu is this bent man in this picture or whether it's photoshop.

2ndly, help Nigerians check if he was aiding drug business in Chicago.

3rdly, check who killed Funsho Williams.

If you can't do any of these, may thunder wey no get mama fire you

Politics / Re: Bwari Attack: Military Confirms 3 Casualties, Denies Abduction Of Soldiers by cosmatika(m): 5:53pm On Jul 26, 2022
The Captain Attah that was killed na mumu him be.

Igbo ppl say that the mother of a soldier is childless.
How will an only son enter Nigerian army, he no value his life.

Now he's dead, una don remember say he get aged parents

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Politics / Re: Atiku Vs. Obi: How Each Of Them Intend To Fix Nigeria's Power Problem by cosmatika(m): 1:26pm On Jul 26, 2022
Krismas:
grin Ignorance. BAT was the first in Nigeria to initiate IPP far back 1999! This was the ENRON POWER PROJECT. It was OBJ that killed it. But from that BAT initiative the Nigerian government got the idea to break the monopoly of NEPA by crating PHCN.
BAT cannot be compared to Atiku or OBI wen it comes to power
They are learners so don’t even go there
Your old blind bat that can't even fly again

Politics / Re: Profile Of Dauda Biu, The Acting FRSC Corps Marshal by cosmatika(m): 1:05pm On Jul 26, 2022
I don't need to read all that to know he's a Northern Muslim.
Buhari never disappoints.
It's good he did all his lopsided appointments, now the whole world has seen how incompetent the northerners are with running a country and economy.
Let's try a Southern Christian this time

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Politics / Re: Anayo Arinze To Peter Obi: Elections Not On Social Media by cosmatika(m): 12:55pm On Jul 26, 2022
Lol
Who be this one? You wan use Obi dey popular too?
Somebody that will never win one pulling unit wan put mouth for Obi matter.
Oga abeg swerve

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Politics / Re: Atiku Vs. Obi: How Each Of Them Intend To Fix Nigeria's Power Problem by cosmatika(m): 12:55pm On Jul 26, 2022
Spirit04:
what is the system? That's how you people write 5 pages in exams and score 14/100. Trust me if this were an exam Obi will be getting around 12/100 for attempt
Bring your candidate to answer same question and we'll start hearing agbado and recruuut
Politics / Re: Atiku Vs. Obi: How Each Of Them Intend To Fix Nigeria's Power Problem by cosmatika(m): 10:01am On Jul 26, 2022
It's good we start comparing issues, and not attacking personalities which Atiku, Tinubu and Kwankwanso's supporters have been doing against Obi.

You are very economical with the truth here, you didn't finish everything that Obi said on the interview.
Meanwhile, Atiku is still talking about same old turbines that haven't worked for years, while Obi is telling you about a working system. The problem with you people is that you are stuck with old politicians who don't want to upgrade their knowledge on modern ways of doing things

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Politics / Re: Unknown Gunmen Attack Ondo Police Station, Kill Inspector by cosmatika(m): 4:16pm On Jul 25, 2022
Okay nah
Unknown gunmen abi Unknown godmen? Ondo branch.

They said MNK was their problem, that he controls UGM. Even after over a yr in detention, UGM have now opened branches in Sad West.

MNK is more powerful than Tinubu and Awolowo joined together

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Politics / Re: 20,000 PDP Members Join APC In Cross River by cosmatika(m): 4:13pm On Jul 25, 2022
Lol
Please how did they count these people?
Someone is definitely trying to bill the Agbado mugu.

Abeg make una pity the old senile man, he needs some money to take care of his leaking as5 and failing health after he's flogged next yr

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Politics / Re: Your Memory May Be Failing, Atiku Fires Fresh Shot At Tinubu by cosmatika(m): 8:39am On Jul 25, 2022
MNDY:


The accuracy of your comment is top-notch. Did you say all these from your medical knowledge of old people or from mere experience with living with old people, because the latter I can relate with the latter myself very well.
I am a medical doctor

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Politics / Re: Your Memory May Be Failing, Atiku Fires Fresh Shot At Tinubu by cosmatika(m): 8:05pm On Jul 24, 2022
Dear Atiku and fellow Nigerians, Mr Bola Ahmed Tinubu's memory is not "may be failing", it has long failed.

Every sane person knows this. He may be suffering from what medical people call NORMAL PRESSURE HYDROCEPHALUS. The symptoms of this condition are problems with balance and walking (we've seen videos of Tinubu falling severally), confusion and forgetfulness (he can't even remember the meaning of APC) and urinary incontinence (he is the Pee poos president).

So Tinubu needs to be in an old people's home, and not seeking for votes. Let's not make the mistake and vote the desperate man, if not we may beg for Buhari to return

In addition, Tinubu also has another disorder usually associated with old people's mental health issues called fabulation, which is the inate urge to lie effortlessly. That's why the man can lie to cover his yansh to the extent of hiring fake bishops

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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Unity Beyond 2023 Is My Priority – Buhari by cosmatika(m): 9:43pm On Jul 22, 2022
Idiot
You and your Agbado Plus Cassava party will not succeed.

You only want to keep Nigeria as one without metting justice and equal rights

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Politics / Re: Kuje Prison Attack: Heads Will Roll As Buhari Receives Report Indicting Official by cosmatika(m): 9:17pm On Jul 21, 2022
Who are they trying to deceive?

Everyone knows it's prisoners swap authorised by Buhari

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Religion / Re: Rev. Fr Chietnum John Mark Killed By Bandits In Kaduna by cosmatika(m): 10:08pm On Jul 20, 2022
The DSS should investigate those fake bishops and priests Tinubu hired today.
Apc may have been behind the recent kidnapping of priests just to get their cassock.

Tinubu can do anything for elections. Funsho Williams is still fresh in our memory

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Camp Hired ‘Unknown Bishops’ To Venue Of Unveiling Of Shettima - Sahara R by cosmatika(m): 5:48pm On Jul 20, 2022
In the recent weeks, we've heard of a couple of Catholic priests kidnapped, with some been killed.

I urge the Catholic Church to check the cassock these impostors APC hired today wore
Perhaps they were behind the kidnappings in order to dress as Christian priests today

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Politics / Re: National Grid Collapses To 40mw Again by cosmatika(m): 2:37pm On Jul 20, 2022
It will collapse to -2000 if the Chicago drug lord is voted in

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Politics / Re: Those Killed On Sunday Were Members Of ESN, Not Wedding Guests – Imo DSS Claims by cosmatika(m): 9:20am On Jul 20, 2022
GeneralPula:
Noted..

Anything to eradicate Nnamdi kanu and his piggzz from the East is welcome..

Our Biafra must cum in peace..

May such death befall you and your family members.

For wishing innocent Igbo youth death, thunder will fire you and your generation

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Politics / Re: How Peter Obi's 61st Birthday Was Celebrated By Nigerians (Photos) by cosmatika(m): 8:30am On Jul 20, 2022
Thread for Agbado Political Congress (APC) urchins to wail.

Happy birthday once more to the incoming president of Nigeria, His Excellency, Mr Peter Gregory Obi

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Meets With Ministers Over ASUU Strike (Photos) by cosmatika(m): 6:24pm On Jul 19, 2022
Mugu man
This is wat you get when you elect an illiterate who hired SANs to defend his NEPA certificate.

But I don't blame him, I blame the ldiats who voted him d 2nd time, and are still warming up to vote the agbado man.

In a sane country, APC shud be going round the country apologising and not asking for votes

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Politics / Re: Asa Sings 'Fire On The Mountain' In Front Of Buhari At NNPC Relaunch by cosmatika(m): 6:16pm On Jul 19, 2022
Unfortunately Buhari has ear problem, so he won't hear.

They will carry touts like Potable for campaign so that lowlifes will vote for them, but in events like this they ll look for classic musicians to entertain them

Meanwhile, you are launching NNPC wateva, na northerners full there. The owners of the oil are nowhere to be found

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Politics / Re: South West Is Averagely 65% Muslim: Tinubu Campaign Organisation DG, Shittu by cosmatika(m): 12:07pm On Jul 19, 2022
Let Christians mumuishly vote Agbado master and his terrorist vp, then the ratio of Muslim:Christians in SW will further be reduced to 80:20.

God forbid that wat happened to Christians in Turkey will happen in Nigeria, not in my generation

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