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Ijaya123:
Cosmatika is an !diot- Mogidi (2015)

Ur father is a fuulish fuul- cosmatika 2015

Buhari is a terrorist- Lai Muhammed (1984)

Na we get am, COYG

Daura nko?

Do u mean d rapist?

As dem don Find d child, na Godwin

Came to check d name, was disappointed cos I tot it was Igbos. Ddnt knw my Yoruba brodas re thieves

Kastonkastroll:
This mama-put restaurant eating governor is a clown. Just look at how disorganized his office is. Smh

. JUST GERAARAH HIA MEHN FOR REAL

U jst can't hate dis man. my role model

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bolajJP007:
You are a big fool. Who kill the economy? Was it not your illetrate Jonadunce. Which regime made more money in the history of NIGERIA than Jonadunce's regime?
Better grow up and stop all this hatred, it wont take you anywhere.

Mumu nva u quote me nxt time or Amadioha will brk ur neck 4 u

Wetin consign us? If she lyk let her transform to a goat, na 4 her pocket

Does it Stop BH frm detonating bombs as usual? Buhari shud be honourable Enough & resign. GEJ pls Forgive us for voting u out

D Daura President's body odour is oozing everywhere, wat do u expect?

If Buhari is to rule dis country for 15yrs, I blv dat a day will come Wen we ll have a novel titled “THERE WAS A COUNTRY CALLED NIGERIA" Our Economy has crumbled under d Daura President

Death toll rises to 22 wit many injured

Another bomb blast went up this Friday morning around 5AM along the maidugri-Damboa-Biu road where moslems were gathered for prayers. 4 people have been confirmed dead, scores of others wounded. Just saw it on AIT.
This comes about 10hrs after There was a multiple blast killing scores of ppl & about 15hrs after the president, Muhammadu Buhari said “structured" attacks are going down.
More updates coming. RIP to d dead

It's no 18 seater bus. I was There around 4:10pm today enroute Lagos wen the bus was pulled out from d river. Its a yellow mini bus carrying Goods, guess d 2 bodies found are dat of the driver & d owner of the goods. RIP to dem though

He for jst give dem koko Garri

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Buhari's cows on rampage. It's govt of d north, So anything frm d north is free to cause confusion in any part of d country, if u sey na lie, ask Kogi & Benue state ppl. Quote me and die

YellowBar

Sheppopotamus wit nose ring.

y re So many young ppl dying dese days? Lord have Mercy. RIP Oluchi

I can only quit a job if its nt bringing enough returns again. I wake up every morning wishing I can sleep all day, but Wen I rmb dat 25th is fast approaching, I enter d bathroom sharpally

Frm ur moniker I can see u lyk Bleep, y nt invest in a brothel.

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Where's the helicopter? All I can see is a generator screwed to iron bars.

A man goes 2 d police station 2 report missin
wife.
Husband: I lost my wife. She went shopping &
hasn't come back.
Inspector: What is her height?
Husband: I never checked.
Inspector: Slim or robust?
Husband: Not slim, can be robust.
Inspector: Color of eyes?
Husband: Never noticed.
Inspector: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Husband: Not sure if it was a dress or suit
Inspector: Was she driving?
Husband: Yes
Inspector: Color of car?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with super charged 3.0
liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power
teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode. And it has full
LED headlights which use light emitting diodes
for all light functions and has a very thin
scratch on the front left door..........and...and...
(starts sobbing).
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car.
...Abi what do you think he was really looking
for?
His wife or his car?

mars123:
Apologize to you for giving you a lifeline out of your 16 yrs misery

U need to learn common sense frm Ben Murray Bruce. I bet u only saw d topic & jumped in to comment rubbish. I said u shud refute d points intelligently. Oh sorry I forgot u lack common sense nt to tlk of intelligence

Raiders:
wailer, why don't you give the government more time. Buhari government is less than 3 months old and you are expecting a miracle. Anyway, GEJ should be the one to apologies to Nigerians for failing us

Lol, almost 100days gone & u re seying more tym. Anyway he has 4yrs to bring d miraculous Change, but dnt ask for more tym in 2019