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RomanceRe: She Stopped Picking My Calls After This by CosmeticChemist(m): 12:55pm On May 03
Move on bro, you haven't done anything wrong. If she is giving you attitude, then she isn't meant for you.

Don't try to force yourself on her, it will back tire.
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Win 20k Cash by CosmeticChemist(op): 11:40am On Apr 09
Lithiumite:
Okay send your number, where in kogi
08136342124

WhatsApp me
Fashion/Clothing MarketRe: Win 20k Cash by CosmeticChemist(op): 10:48am On Apr 09
Lithiumite:
Where is your location,its available
I'm in kogi

Can we chat on WhatsApp?
Fashion/Clothing MarketWin 20k Cash by CosmeticChemist(op): 10:28am On Apr 09
Help me find this body spray and I will pay you 20k.


I need 3 pieces of this coolbreeze oud. I have searched every where in my state, but couldn't find it..

If you live in a place with large markets like Lagos, Abuja, Anambra or any where in Nigeria and you are able to help me find it, I will pay you 20k for your efforts..

I will send you money for the body spray. The 20k is for your efforts in helping me to find it..

CelebritiesRe: Odumodublvck’s DM To Carter Efe’s Baby Mama Surfaces Amid Relationship Drama by CosmeticChemist(m): 9:59am On Jan 14
I don't see anything wrong with that message.
RomanceRe: How To Send Money Anonymously? by CosmeticChemist(m): 3:05pm On Jan 11
You don't know what to use money for.

Locate the nearest opharnage home near you or a family member.

She go soon ask you whether she asks you to send her money ?
PoliticsRe: Kano State Unveils Historic ₦1.368 Trillion 2026 Budget by CosmeticChemist(m): 9:55pm On Nov 19, 2025
Aboki don dey prioritise education.

Education topped the list of spending

Thank God.
PoliticsRe: Kano State Unveils Historic ₦1.368 Trillion 2026 Budget by CosmeticChemist(m): 9:55pm On Nov 19, 2025
Aboki don dey prioritise education.

Thank God.
BusinessZenith Bank Experiencing A Downtime by CosmeticChemist(op): 7:36pm On Nov 14, 2025
I have not been able to make withdrawals using my ATM card on POS machine or use their App to initiate a transfer.

It's been more than 24hours. Are experiencing the same?
AgricultureRe: Reengineering High Quality Cassava Flour For A 100% Nigeria Bread Future by CosmeticChemist(m): 12:24am On Oct 28, 2025
Addition of vital gluten to cassava flour can give you the characteristics of bread made from yeasted wheat flour.

The challenge is importing gluten into the country. it's common in china , but a bit expensive.

Cost of shipping coupled with a weak Naira , doesn't make it a good alternative.
SportsRe: Nigerians Beg South African Players Food In Abeokuta by CosmeticChemist(m): 6:17pm On Oct 21, 2025
Na God go help us for Nigeria.

This is a worrisome situation.
Look at what the APC government got us into
HealthRe: GERD: If You Are Living Alone,always Have Water By Your Side by CosmeticChemist(m): 6:31pm On Oct 12, 2025
To avoid this .
Take omeprazole for a week or two anytime you experience GERD.

Do not eat late into the night, and avoid heavy food like fufu or eba

Heavy food stretches the fundus, and that makes you reflux when you lie down.

When you eat, avoid going to your bed immediately, wait for about an hour.

Most Nigerian Hospitals can not diagnose GERD, they mistake persistent cough associated with the reflux for bacteria infection.

Cough from GERD is usually dry and non productive.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Army Captures Notorious ESN/IPOB Commander, Gentle De Yahoo by CosmeticChemist(m): 4:19pm On Sep 16, 2025
Another Nnamdi kanu treatment loading

He will rot in jail
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Is The Finest Nickname You Have Ever Heard? by CosmeticChemist(m): 1:16am On Sep 10, 2025
Sly
Tension
Hardrula
CelebritiesRe: Peju Ogunmola's Son, Ayomikun Is Dead by CosmeticChemist(m): 12:13pm On Sep 03, 2025
Bathroom accident..



Reason , I'm very careful with tiles in the bathroom.

Slip resistance tiles can also help to resist deadly falls.
RomanceRe: Lady Reveals How Her Lesbian Cousin Got Pregnant by CosmeticChemist(m): 8:20am On Jul 23, 2025
He tasted dick and didn't look back

😂 😂.

Funny how they go about forming feminist or tough.
FashionRe: How Much Do You Barb Your Hair. by CosmeticChemist(m): 6:20pm On Jul 12, 2025
Here in Ikeja
It's around 1.5k
PoliticsWike Allocated Over 2,000 Hectares Of Abuja’s Choice Land Worth $3.6billion by CosmeticChemist(op): 6:27am On Jun 27, 2025
Federal Capital Territory Minister, Nyesom Wike, has been accused of abusing his office to allocate sprawling hectares of Abuja’s most valuable lands to his son, Joaquin Wike.

This was revealed in an exclusive report by the Peoples Gazette, which referenced inside sources and official documents backing this staggering abuse of power orchestrated by the FCT Minister.

The report revealed that Mr Wike, the immediate former Rivers State governor, since assuming office in August 2023, signed off on over 2,000 hectares of prime real estate to his son.

It revealed that to achieve this, the minister bypassed regulations and skipped payment of critical fees, contrary to the Nigerian Constitution and civil service ethics.

The Peoples Gazette stated that these allocations span some of Abuja’s most exclusive districts, including Maitama, Asokoro, Guzape, Bwari, and Gaduwa. This amounts to roughly 2,082 hectares or about 40,000 plots, with an estimated market value of $3.6 billion.

“When we told the minister in April that he needed to slow down on frequent allocations to his own children, he said he was just starting because his goal was to make them the largest landowners in Abuja,” an aide told Peoples Gazette, requesting anonymity.

“We’ve worked with ministers before him, but we have never seen anything even remotely comparable to this.”

Documents obtained by Peoples Gazette indicate that the allocations were made in the name of a company, Joaq Farms and Estates Ltd, which was registered on October 10, 2024, just days before it began receiving land allocations from Mr Wike.

On October 17, 2024, Wike allocated 350 hectares to Joaq Farms under file number 155882 and certificate of occupancy number 0000162.

The company’s registered address, 13, Thaba Tseka Street, Wuse II (misspelled in the documents as “Theba”), has long been linked to the minister’s personal business fronts, according to the report.

In further damning revelations, records show that Mr Wike personally signed six certificates of occupancy for Joaquin’s company on February 25, 2025, bearing file numbers 159134, 159136, 159137, 159138, 159139, and 159140.

A seventh file, 159135, was also said to belong to Joaq Farms but could not be obtained by the newspaper. As recently as May 30, Wike reportedly signed off on 2.3 hectares in the booming Gaduwa District, reinforcing allegations that his son is being strategically positioned to dominate the Federal Capital Territory’s real estate wealth.

Wike also allegedly seized land from the Austrian Embassy in the Central Area, reallocating the prized plots to himself in another controversial move highlighted by Peoples Gazette.

Sources familiar with the transactions told Peoples Gazette that Wike deliberately avoided paying ground rent, registration, and survey fees, further violating the Code of Conduct for Public Officers as outlined in Fifth Schedule of the 1999 Constitution.

Officials stated that Joaquin Wike, the minister’s youngest son who finished high school in 2020, could conservatively earn over $3.6 billion from the lands.

“He has certificates of occupancy for all the lands, that’s what makes it even more lucrative,” one official said.

The documents revealed that five plots out of the 2.3 hectares allocated in Gaduwa were forcibly taken from a middle-class Nigerian family, who refused to comment for fear of retaliation.

Despite his position, the FCT administration under Wike owes salaries across multiple departments under the Federal Capital Territory Administration (FCTA), including broadcasting, water, and environmental protection units, with many workers unpaid for several months.

A spokesman for the minister, Lere Olayinka, told Peoples Gazette he was unaware of the land allocations:

“I am not aware of any development as such and can’t give comments on what I don’t have knowledge of.”

Peoples Gazette also reported that insiders in the Presidency are alarmed, but unsure how to rein in the powerful minister.

“Let me be honest with you and tell you that Nyesom Wike is a serious liability to the Tinubu administration,” a senior State House aide said. “While we’re focused on tackling the economy and insecurity, he’s busy seizing lands from Abuja residents and reallocating them to himself.”

The aide admitted that President Bola Tinubu might hesitate to discipline Wike before the next general election.

“The president would eventually have to decide on what to do with the minister,” the aide noted. “But predicting whether that is going to be before or after the election is beyond my service charge.”

Meanwhile, primary school teachers in the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) have been on strike since March 24, 2025, due to the non-implementation of the N70,000 national minimum wage, along with unpaid salary arrears and other allowances.

The strike has disrupted basic education across the territory, leaving pupils at home for over 90 days.

In January 23, the Transparency and Accountability Network (TAN), a civil society organisation, accused Wike of reallocating a public transport utility meant for the National Railway Station to a private entity.

TAN demanded to know how the national asset was reallocated to a private company, NY New Construction Limited, despite warnings from relevant agencies in the Federal Capital Territory Administration.

According to Comrade Michael Briggs, TAN's National Coordinator, in a statement made available to SaharaReporters, the FCT Minister approved the grant of Statutory Right of Occupancy over plot 1398 (A00) Central Area District measuring about 5.50Ha designated as Public Transport Utility (National Railway Station) to a private company on August 30, 2024.

Briggs emphasised that plot 1398 was initially reserved for the development of the National Railway Complex, aimed at providing seamless national railway services.

The reallocation of this land to a private company raises concerns about transparency, accountability, and the potential mismanagement of public assets.

Briggs further explained that the National Railway Station in the Central Area was designed to offer top-tier railway services connecting the Federal Capital Territory (FCT) with other parts of the country. The station aims to ensure a seamless transfer for passengers traveling on the National Railway to the city's metro and bus systems.

In November 2024, human rights lawyer, Deji Adeyanju, slammed Wike, asking him to "stop grabbing people's land" and giving them to his cronies.

Adeyanju and Wike had engaged in a war of words following the demolition of a community by the FCT Joint Task Force and subsequently rendering of thousands of Abuja residents homeless.

https://saharareporters.com/2025/06/26/wike-allocated-over-2000-hectares-abujas-choice-land-worth-36billion-son-joaquin-report
RomanceRe: What Is Your Favourite Nigerian Tribe Apart From Yours? by CosmeticChemist(m): 5:57pm On Jun 15, 2025
Igbos

I love them ...

Their food
Their women ..
Their enterprising spirit.
Their tenacity.

Every thing about them.
FoodRe: Rumoured ‘Deadly Rice’ In Ogun, Lagos Sparks Tension by CosmeticChemist(m): 8:13am On May 15, 2025
Some people will believe in this nonsense
CelebritiesRe: I Was Shocked To Hear That I Was Gay - Uzor Arukwe by CosmeticChemist(m): 7:56pm On Apr 24, 2025
You have gay friends?

Mumu talk
CrimeRe: One Killed, Three Injured In Fresh Sara-suka Clash In Jos by CosmeticChemist(m): 5:18pm On Apr 02, 2025
😂

Na every day New terrorist group dey emerge from north.

Sara suka.

😂
PoliticsRe: Ganduje Receives Heroic Welcome In Kano (Video) by CosmeticChemist(m): 7:13pm On Feb 22, 2025
Worshiping a man who stashed bundles of dollars in his babariga.
PoliticsRe: Drama As Nigerians In UK Announce Over Voting Results by CosmeticChemist(m): 10:05pm On Feb 16, 2025
They don carry rigging enta u.k
Nairaland GeneralRe: NASA Warns Asteroid Could Hit Nigeria And Wipe Out Major Cities. by CosmeticChemist(m): 11:10pm On Feb 15, 2025
Asteroid yr4 would likely strike the Atlantic ocean
RomanceRe: U Don Knack Woman Older Than You Before Share Your Escapade by CosmeticChemist(m): 3:50am On Feb 06, 2025
galantjoe:
I have new catch I got. She is 52 while am 45.

Am planning to enter her puny very soon.
Gosh

45 year old man with a mental age of 25
😂 😂 😂 😂
HealthRe: Now That Trump Has Cut Funding For HIV/Anti Retroviral Drugs, Be Careful O by CosmeticChemist(m): 12:34pm On Jan 29, 2025
grin grin grin grin grin grin

grin grin grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Punch: If I Hit Him, He’ll Get Justice; If He Lied, He’ll Face The Law - Osimhen by CosmeticChemist(m): 8:26pm On Jan 27, 2025
He speaks fluently.

Oshimen is well behaved, so I was surprised when I saw the news online.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Shuts Oshodi Pedestrian Bridge Over Safety Concerns by CosmeticChemist(m): 12:22am On Jan 27, 2025
jaxxy:
The contractors that built pedestrian bridges along that axis during ambodes term where terrible..
It wasn't ambode that built that bridge.

It was an old bridge, not part of the terminal
IslamRe: The Death Of Shaykh Qamarudeen Ajala And Lessons We Should All Learn by CosmeticChemist(m): 1:41pm On Jan 24, 2025
IbnB:
He dyed his beard red wink

Is that one of the tenets of shitslam?
Bwahahahahahahahahaha

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