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Amarabae:
Crap, the white race is far ahead of the black race.
I wouldn't mind being a white woman in my next world.
Who black help?

uneducated mongrel..

I find it funny.. So I decided to share with you guys..
Lmao...

A Pakistani judge has sentenced a man to be executed after he was expelled 17 times from 6 different mosques for excessive farting during the period of the Ramadan reports the Islamabad Herald this week.
The Ramadan is the most important religious festival for Muslims and the judge declared that he had indisposed people of the faith and even caused 53 people at one time to leave the mosque during a prayer, a “blasphemous act” which should be punished “according to Allah’s will.”
The judge was lenient, have admitted many experts in the region, as he gave the convicted man the choice of being beheaded or stoned to death.
“The law is clear, he should be stoned to death, beheading is a very light sentence and saves him from any suffering,” protested the government prosecutor.
Deputy District Public Prosecutor (DDPP) Syed Anees Shah told reporters the accused got a “very light sentence” for the crime of blasphemy.
Deputy District Public Prosecutor (DDPP) Syed Anees Shah told reporters the accused got a “very light sentence” for the crime of blasphemy.
A rare medical condition
Muhammad Al-Wahabi, 33, suffers from chronic flatulence, “a rare medical condition” he argued in his self-defense, as no lawyer would take his case.
“No lawyer is crazy enough to bet his career on this issue. If his client his condemned, as in this case, the lawyer would face prosecution and possibly the same faith as his client” admits legal expert Andrew Jones, a Middle Eastern law expert.
Al-Wahabi did not contest the judgment and even said the judgment was fair and that he hoped Allah would be gracious enough to pardon his blasphemous actions.
Al-Wahabi also admitted that he put a tampon in his rectum several times in a desperate attempt to mask the noise and odor.
“A disgraceful and insidious act” the judge declared, visibly disgusted.
“Muslims are not allowed to insert any objects inside their anus, not even a finger, it is forbidden by the Koran,” said the judge.
“As a judge, I must set an example for other Muslims. This is clearly unacceptable under Shariah law,” he concluded.
Al-Wahabi admitted to the judge he had failed his God, his religion, and his people and was terribly sorry for what he had done, and asked for his two wives and seven children’s mercy in court and thanked the judge for his verdict.

http://scannewsnigeria.com/foreign/pakistan-man-sentenced-to-death-for-farting-in-mosque-during-ramadan/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter.

nkhay:
I need the ebook

Whenever you are ready to get the eBook kindly let me know. Thank you..

Deltayankeeboi:
no be only tapian. . . tapian kor otapiapia ni. . .


you kill ordinary bush snake, you just purposely assume say na tapian because na ordinary eye dem take dey know snake specie.

everybody wan trend.

I know what I'm saying warri boy.. lol

Deltayankeeboi:
no be only tapian. . . tapian kor otapiapia ni. . .


you kill ordinary bush snake, you just purposely assume say na tapian because na ordinary eye dem take dey know snake specie.

everybody wan trend.

Lmao..!! warri boy..

yeyerolling:
Lies. Wetin aussie snake dey find here

Well, they are native to Australia, but now in New Guinea.

Babacele:
bros you need to keep your place very clean or take measures that keep snakes away for Taipan snake bite is very dangerous and most venomous inland snake in the world o.

Thank you bro..

malificent:
Second? For real? Why didn't you raise an alarm the first time?

Burning a cane field will cause the snakes to leave their habitat..

malificent:
Second? For real? Why didn't you raise an alarm the first time?

I wasn't very sure. I had to take this to a professor in one of the state university. The Taipan's leave the cane field when it is harvest time (June and December). Cane harvesting in this part of the world entails burning down the leaves for easy harvest unlike in Australia where they employ a self propelled harvesting machines.

malificent:
Believe me, you in particular cannot differentiate between an inland taipan and the rest of its reptile relative's. So calm down.

@ lalasticlala... I know what I'm saying my friend.. Their favorite habitat is cane plantation. I have large sugar cane plantation behind my factory and this is the second time I'm seeing this..

malificent:
@Op how sure are you that's an inland taipan?

Look closely my friend..

malificent:
@Op how sure are you that's an inland taipan?

The head has an angular brow and is lighter coloured on the face. The eye is a reddish colour. The belly is cream and usually marked with orange or pink flecks.

SoapQueen:
Wow. Are you okay now, dear?

I'm fine my sweetheart. Thank you..

Nofav0rs:
Shows the world is upside down. Strange things in strange places. Like this thread is in wrong section. Even lions now eat grasses

I blame Buhari

Lmao !! no kill abeg..lolzz

A customer ordered for a ton of palm kernel cakes. while I was trying to load them into the van.. I saw a snake undulating in between bags of cake. Without thinking I jumped up, fled and shook for several seconds. I called my boys who killed the snake.

A close up pic I harvested from the internet shows it was a baby Taipan.. Taipan's in Nigeria is real my friends. pls be careful..

fnep2smooth:
Na today them done de display their local sense, still wondering if God deprive them of seeing far. They just want that unbelievable tins forgetting that life get as him be.

My own story funny pass this guy own.

Tell us your story....

ghh

OvaSabi1:
Hello, I am playing around with opportunities in a niche market. I am in a rural area and I am thinking of how to approach business owners in my neighbourhood. I don't want to approach them as a business owner, I want to meet them as a marketer. The website is almost ready. You may be curious to know the nature of the business and I'm afraid I can't disclose details. It can be anything from cattle herdsmen to local bee keepers. But it's non of those. Just take it as a niche market that it is.

What are the questions you would ask me if I approached you and invited you to my website?

where do you live ?..

loveformercy:
Some people feel like super Kings when the evil wishes they have for their ex girlfriend turns out to happen...

I can give you some tips on what some guys may happen to their ex, but see it fail..

You can also put some Hilarious pics to cloud it...

(1) When you know your ex girlfriend cheated on you & aborted a pregnancy for another & you wish she gets barren, but she marries a rich pastor & gives birth to triplets..

(2) When after breaking up with your chic, you feel she can't find a person like you again, but later checked on Facebook to see her in USA with a handsome pilot boyfriend.

(3) When you slept & dumped your ex, calling her cheap slut, but you later find her on TV show advising young ladies on how to keep a man & the show Worth's 50 million naira..

(4) When you went to reveal the past of your ex girlfriend to her fiance or told someone to do so, but her fiance forgave her quickly & brought the wedding date more closer..

(5) When you heard your ex girlfriend is very sick & lean, wishing she had given because she was a cheat & just in few days time, she recovered & later married in the next three months

(6) When your ex girlfriend dumped you for a rich guy & the rich guy dumped her, & she later married a billionaire; but you are still looking for employment through nairaland.

Rubbish !!! why will you wish anyone evil simply because they broke up with you..?..

Tessyy1701:
You are welcome....U may show some love after d first salary sha

No kill me with laugh abeg... lolz..

some of these guys are still jobless after years in school and you want to force them to collect their cert?..

looks like a king cobra

cakes for sale.. 20 ton on ground..

30 ton of PKC for sale

SoapQueen:
Are these babes or grannies?

Shameless women fighting over a man..

HBD..

iHart:
ok. Thank you for the connection.

I copied the number you have on your profile.. I will tell him to WhatsApp you..

iHart:
for those who missed my story, you can follow the link to see how i started my soap making business https://www.nairaland.com/4442304/how-started-soap-making-business

I await to meet you there and listen to your questions and stories too. Thanks

Hello My friend... Somebody from Umuahia wants to buy a plodder, it will be more convenient for him to reach you since you live there... I'm going to give him your number.

Thank you..

Just 7k ? I weep for the future of this country. There are no opportunities for our youth...

Lifeofpolice1:
How is this my problem

the only problem I got now is how and when to stop masturbation before it ruin me

You can stop it... Remember pleasure is a false god

wakaman:
You have a poor mind!

The guy finish you no be small.. Lmao..

SoapQueen:
Awwwww... How is business nau? How's Kogi state? Boss man! I tuale for you. Bless up!

Kogi is cool my friend.... How is biz going ?..