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Leo10000:
lol,go joor,which baba olowo, u wey wan buy fagba bread, dat bread wey bromate full so
����hihihihi haha

Bread wey dey taste like cake...

Leo10000:
ah ah guy how far na,I sabi u wella,so na iju ishaga u de stay, near da ashawo house

u sha wan associate yourself with Baba Olowo, no wahala... i accept

Before now, if Naija lose i will feel dejected and food will not go well....

But yesterday, after the loss, i balance with beans laced with crayfish, and Fagba traffic bread, oh lala... This meal went well and i slept afterwards like a baby...

Etebo overplays at times, and Odion should be a ball boy not a footballer, too crude without finesse...

O ma seun o

Op, u try...
Change the topic to how to transfer N100,000 to SARS

Or Better still, How to get harassed by SARS

fuckerstard:
You fit join like 3 e-hailing comp, so you have options.. Oga taxi, taxify, uber etc

I am on Uber too, but i work at my leisure, or when i get too tired of staying at home...

Picked a girl up from Ikeja to Lekki, when we got to her destination i noticed ride has been has ended, i was like wow! how come... customer was to pay 1,300... Yepa! From Ikeja to Lekki

Firstly, that day there was mad traffic

Secondly, She enjoy my a.c, come dey listen to different gbedu ontop my car stereo all for 1,300...

I sent a complain mail to them, till today i have not received a feedback...

Since then i jejely park my car for house, dey look am for eyes... I cant stress myself dey drive person come dey suffer again

midehi2:
Prodigal son, just go home and apologise, for me as your mother will give you brain re-set punishment

Eyin iya oooo...

jayned:
hi! I restricted movement thought out her first pregnancy from day of mating till last days of whelping. For the second, I let her free only during the last days before whelping. This third time, I threw caution to the wind. She has been practically free all through. I am not recommending it but It's because I cannot help it. Becasue of the rains, I cannot chain her outside where I usually do.

I have a narrow caucasian too that does not love to eat. He is a year plus. I am sure with the right diet, your dog will fill out.Meanwhile you have to consider the genes as well.

My Rottweiler was narrow initially, but exercise and good diet made her quite massive... I have rarely come across a female bigger than she is... Intact, she competes with males for size...

I am going to have to restrict my rottweiler now, I always feel for her restrained, but I feel that's d way to go now since she didn't get pregnant when I mated her d first time...

Lastly my Caucasian eats a lot though, and not as hairy as urs, I am jealous

jayned:
I wnt to learn from u too. how are your puppies doing? and the dam?

Hello, after mating ur dog, do u restrict their movement immediately after mating or u leave them free for some weeks before restricting.

Secondly, my Caucasian is approximately 9months now, good height but quite narrow, I want to believe she will fill out with time, or?

Make dem throw Dis ones for farm na, dont waste tax payers money to feed them in prison... make dem dey ko ebe... (Do ridges) for like 10years, after that una fit come deport them... Bloody fools

miremoses:
Op what's up

She is on heat now

Hian!!!


Anybody wey marry this one me no fit punish am o, how u wan take vex for am wey she go feel am sef...

If u no chop, u are doing itself
U no give her money, she no feel am sef

Na wa o

What is she looking for in the kitchen self... RIP

All dis ikpekere cars for 10million... Walai, Naija don spoil finish.


Make we kuku sell d country #dancing to rhumba style #Ras Khimono

No matter how whack ur song is, you will still see video vixens who will dance for u...


Meaning: Life na money

Growing:
I have not worked as driver before but I can drive. As a result I do not know much of Lagos route as good as experienced drivers. I have however decided to register as Uber driver because I don't want to give myself any excuse not to earn. But I want to ask experienced drivers: How best can I help my not knowing Lagos roads too well even if I have decided to drive to earn? I will appreciate your helpful response.

Google map is your friend, with time you get to know several routes.... Although most times your first option is to ask the rider if he or she knows the direction, if that fails, use Google map...

I bought my car and started using for Uber, google map made me see things, they were scary... I saw things that made my mind shudder... Infact, google map directed me through a route no car has passed in a long while, but all d same never get discouraged, google map helps a lot..

One musician i really like...

Truck owners and drivers should be sanctioned anytime avoidable accidents occurs. Most of this trucks are either overloaded or don't have good balance, even with that they still put them on roads to cause hazards to people going about looking for their daily bread...

That man wet dey carry mace up and down, him set go dey collect salary o, wetin be him job description abeg?

If dem line C4, grenade, stun greanade, smoke grenade and even dynamite for skibbii belle, d guy go still no blow... Sote dem use him name sing, the singer spark skibbii still no blow... But I sure say if una carry am put for refinery, throw lighter e go blow

Carshopper:
get medical report the sunlight dey affect ur eyes

fill the online form ...go to ikeja police college without your moto...dem go collect something...

but no be me give u advice o

Lol, thank you

Please house, my car has no tint, and I would like to tint the glass but on the NPF website I read tint warrants can only be issues to factory tinted cars... Please has anybody gone through this process before? Please I need a little advice on how to go about it...

She try... Teebillz could still have bin enjoying this, but he chose the lagoon route...

Mr real lo se beat yii...

Saka Manje,..
Anthony Joshua fe ba mi ja, saka manje, leyinkule wa ni iyana Ipaja Tulamania

Leagoo kicaa power for sale, 2month used, in perfect working condition, quote me if interested... D price can be negotiated if you are a serious buyer...

Note: i am not desperate to sell, so no rubish offers

Zoharariel:
It is true. I decline any trip going beyond Abraham Adesanya round about towards Epe axis because the taxify app doesn't calculate the fare correctly.

I guess it has to do with the GPS mapping or something.

About 3months ago, I picked-up a female rider from “Megamound Ave” inside Lekki County Homes.

She wanted to go drop some stuffs to her younger sister who is schooling at the
Pan Atlantic University (Km 52, Lekki-Epe Expressway after Eleko Beach Junction).

The lady told me I'd have to bring her back to The Palms and that she needed to pick-up a friend inside Abraham Adesanya Estate on our way.

I began to jubilate & gyrate clandestinely because I thought the trip would fetch me atleast 12k

We kicked off & it took me close to 40minutes to even pick-up her friend inside Abraham Adesanya Estate because:

1.) The friend did not have authority or clearance to invite any guest into the Estate, so she had to wait for her grandmother to call the security at the gate to allow us in.

2.) The lady in my car did know her friend's address because it was her first time of visiting, so we had to ask around.

Eventually, we picked up the friend and the journey to Pan Atlantic University began.

Mehn! The traffic na die. It took me over an hour to locate the University and then another 1hour to drop both of them at the Palms.

I ended the trip while smiling - only for me to see 2,500Naira on the app. It was a cash trip.

I wanted to shout so people can gather & help me collect my money from the riders but then Orunmila quickly nudged me to keep quiet because I wasn't driving a yellow cab.

I drove out of the Palms & parked outside. I contemplated on the irunmole to invoke to help me burn down Taxify's office including all the drivers in training session.

Orunmila then reminded me to remember the day I picked up a rider from Mega Chicken Lekki to Igando and the fare was 13k - after which I just branched at “Funmec Joint” along Shasha Rd to eat a plate of hot pepper soup with 2 bottles Heineken around 1pm - while other drivers were still hunting for riders.

I nodded my head in affirmation like an agama lizard & then drove home!

Funniest post i have read so far... I had one very bad experience on monday i got a request from Lekki gardens phase 2 eti osa... First of, google map directed me to pass one diabolic route, while trying to find my way down, i got stuck in mud, na den i sabi say, my village people dey for my back on monday, luckily for me some guys came out from no where to help me push d car out, ope o! While trying to get me out, i splash mud all over der clothes and mouth i apologized profusely, i dey think for my mind say, omo na God save me o... When i got to d gals place after so much difficulty talking to her, she just dey talk like say den put something for her mouth, na so she delay me like say na her papa get car. I couldnt leave cause i thought of all d iss i went thru to get to her destination... She finally came out, i just dry vex, me wey i don baff up like d young man wey i dey portray myself to be, na hin i beg people for water make i take wash windscreen and car wey don dey splattered with mud... As we start trip, next thing i hear na, ur AC is not cold, i just hiss like snake for my mind, say dis one no sabi anything... We had a stopover at obalende then proceeded to Yaba, she is a Lag student as i check my uber app to see final fare, i just see 3,039... I just weak... Drivers dey try o!

GAZZUZZ:
client has bonus. You will be paid by uber for trip, check under transaction activity

The rider told me she has a 20% bonus, maybe that's d reason... I collected 3k from her though...

Just started driving on uber, carried a corper from Ikeja LGA on Awolowo road to Abraham Adesanya at Ajah .... When i got there, tp calculate trip i saw N0.00... I wan die... What should i do in dat instance?

NB: It was a cash trip

ayosamlove:
Caucasian can bark for the whole world not only this planet alone lol. I couldn't well sleep yesterday night. I will go out there would be no one. I will move close to it's cage it will keep silent immediately I open the door to go back inside it will start barking loudly and angrily again while wagging it's tail lol...
Well Caucasian is a dog that will stress you, it might decide not to eat Indomie and fish mill and at the same time not eat the Diamond food too. So u wil be bewildered lol. But its a good and very beautiful dog too...

My Caucasian is 8months plus now, and i have never seen her reject food since she recoVered from Parvo...
My Rottweiler rarely barks, even as i am complaining the Cauc barks alot, some Caucs bark more than mine... So i thank d Lord

malayberry:
thanks so much do you have a caucasian pup for sale

No, i dont...

malayberry:
ok thanks so which will you go for a boerboel or a Caucasian

I have a Caucasian, but i would advice you go for a boerboel...

Reason: Boerboels need little grooming while the Caucasian need regular grooming

Ticks, fleas and other skin infections hide well on Caucasian unlike Boerboels that have short coat


Caucasians are not really ideal for first time dog owners, although they look appealing and fine cause of d coat, but lots of training goes into bringing up a fine, well tempered dog

Caucasians can bark for Africa...

If u can deal with all these, then fine get urself a hairy mans best friend