₦airaland Forum

landmark86:
Just dat many dnt believe d*ick do break

yeah

paix:
Maybe we should pay them a visit after their honeymoon to find out.

maybe we should

some chicks are wicked they will ride the d**k till it breaks

paix:
Who told you that? Have you tried woman superior position?

ehn


wetin be woman Superior.....

so they will be doing woman Superior for the rest of their lives.....


this shit won't be easy for the both of them that I'm sure of

nawa ooo......
sex no go sweet at all

ObaKlaz:
Try Spanish Fly.

spanish gold fly

Pruwa:
This is just the best opportunity for students to a learn a skill because this strike will last for months!!!!

see beauty....


choi!!!

megacity:
Now that she been called the bar
Does that mean she is now free to drink in any bar?

yes!!!

she can even drink in her car...
and get so high....till she is on par

MannieA:
konji

hahahaha....

kwarettt

MannieA:
I can't marry a man DAT is based abroad.... like..nah...DAT marriage won't work.... wat kind of marriage will DAT be
I'm getting married to be loved and pampered... but he is staying abroad... how will I be loved and pampered.. lol
who will help me to correct the children when they are doing things wrongly... abi do u think it's Easy for only one person to raise children... nah..it isn't easy
and me DAT is scared of sleeping alone...nah...I can't marry a man based abroad o...even constant sending of money won't make me happy in DAT marriage... I need my hubby by my side...lol

you purposely didn't mention one thing that is important that won't make you marry a man staying abroad but issokay

Barbieperry:
Beautiful

nawa ooo...


with this big back

lol....

me dey check am myself....
open the pant check the blood flow...
no time...

AryEmber:
Aba! I was only joking na!

oh.... ok

destindd:
is just for fun pretty lady

i think it depends on who is breaking up the relationship

AryEmber:
Ordinary grabbing and scratching is now beating? Ko ti e le, but wait oh! Na by force?

you call grabbing and scratching ordinary....


don't you know how painful that can be....


i don't blame you sha.....

uthlaw:
nobody hate anybody,player that cannot dribble a single defender to score is a complete player....go watch sane and mbappe u will no better, hazard n neymar are to big self.

who's this...

why do some talk as if theyve not been in front of a TV before


comparing a 33 year old with a 19 year old ...


your ignorance is out of this world

MJBOLT:

when is he going to prison for his rape crimes?

dude you are still in the past....

we all know that rape shit was a fluke ....


get it over with you aint getting what you wished for...


you can go hang yourself to make it easier

NaijaOlosho:

Never knew olamide likes fat shapeless ladies
Na so he take Bleep Eniola for studio night section
Dear my AFONJA brothers, they bleep any thing bleepable
Why won't you call him pastor after getting bleeped in a cheap way
Spits
No Nairaland guy can see my panties

another one is on the loose

nawa ooo

CAPSLOCKED:
MANY OF SUCH INCIDENTS ARE AS A RESULT OF THE USUAL CONFUSED STATE OF THE NORMAL NIGERIAN LADY. YOU CAN NEVER TRULY KNOW WHAT THEY WANT OR WHEN THEY WANT IT. THEY NEVER DO OR SAY ANYTHING.. ONLY MOPE LIKE SHEEP.

IT'S EASIER TO BED THEM THAN CONVINCE THEM TO DATE YOU.
WHEN THEY'RE BEING ENTERTAINED THEY GET LOST AND CARRIED AWAY... THEN KISSES FOLLOW, FOLLOWED BY THE REST.

BY THE TIME THEY REALIZE WHAT HAS GONE DOWN THEY START CRYING AND ASKING THE USUAL "WHAT ARE WE NOW?", "WHAT AM I TO YOU?"


SO WHEN MOST MEN DO THIS IN SOME CASES IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE LUST.

MOST MEN KNOW THAT ONCE IT HAPPENS ALL THE SHAKARA AND FORMING BY THE GIRL WILL BE OVER.

MOST MEN UNDERSTAND, AND WILL AGREE WITH ME THAT "SHARP-GUY SEX" IS THE EASIEST WAY TO GET A GIRL TO DATE YOU IN THIS COUNTRY.

IS IT NOT IN THIS COUNTRY THAT A GIRL INDICATES SHE WANTS IT, YOU MAKE MOVE AND YOU BOTH UNCLOTHE EACH OTHER... WHEN YOU'RE ABOUT TO SLIDE THEY START CRYING AND ACCUSING YOU OF DIFFERENT THINGS? ABEG. THIS THREAD IS A MUMU'S THREAD.

my Gawd....



you so on point

samysmoothfresh:
Saff do you sniff your panties?

haha

you and saff sha

two of you can sniff together

well said....
bruvs make una no too sleep oo

lefulefu:

i sight you boss

three buttocks ke...


bro who's your supplier that nigger got some dope shii

IBTC be making ayobo look good since way back

HenryDion:
Chai.
My brother, your destiny is finished

lol

Twoclans:
Hmmmmmmmmn

You are indeed an ukwu boy,go and submit your application to king lefulefu .

sure thing...

Mcquine:
No mind them.
We don't even know who to help anymore.

abi ooo

farano:
Smh..Everybody shouting it's too early for her to ask for money.. There's no right time to ask for money or sex in a relationship. I once dated a guy, I started dating him in the afternoon and that same evening, I asked for some money and he gave me. He was even happy I asked him for something..

hanty that's somebody you've met now..... atleast

Twoclans:
I like your craze,I am also in a good mood today .I will show you.
Check my profile picture

my gawd.....


juicy booty....


that actually got me speechless for a sec

Mcquine:
#500 from how many people.
Use your head oh

lol....
style style

Twoclans:
You want to see what is meant for spirits

spirits go fear fear
show me sumtin jhoor