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koice:
Just finish bingeing HoC, and I gotta say, it's a fvcking drag. If you thought season 4 was bad, this one is worse. It made me realize that maybe... just maybe, season 3 wasn't so bad after all.

My summary of the whole season...

- Season 1: Frank manipulates his way to being VP.
- Season 2: Frank manipulates his way to being President.
-Season 3: Frank has power but struggles to hold on to it.
- Season 4: Still struggles to keep power.
- Season 5: struggles. Fails. Now wants backdoor power. Gives presidency to Claire.

Bleh! So much for watching a genius master manipulator. What a loser. And to think bykebyke went as far as comparing this idiot to Lord Baelish of Game Of Throne's fame clearly boggles the mind.

I think HoC has overstayed its welcome. I think it's time to end it. Hopefully season 6 would be the final chapter to this snoozefest.

DarkRebel69:
I sincerely don't understand the fuss over House Of Cards. I quit watching that lame, prosaic sh!t since last year. Even the time I forced myself to sit through the complete season one, I found it (wait for the adjectival dirt bomb to explode) ... UNIMAGINATIVELY boring!

What HOC couldn't do to my attention in ONE SEASON - which is arrest it, Designated Survivor managed to do in just ONE EPISODE.

soberdrunk:
Kai!!! That was genocide, pythons are harmless plus you just wiped out a whole family......

Amarabae:
Damage Control

Nne5:
I only pirry their asses

ferhyntorlah:
Anderson Cooper is gay, so is Richard Quest.

Never knew Richard Quest was gay till I read it on Nairaland.

Mologi:
But this man is an open GAYbriel.....



well nothing "consighn" me

dingbang:
E just dey hungry me to give her slap...

JesusChrist666:
Hi chief. I am open to more responses.

Yes about my signature.... i have hardly ever gotten satisfaction and that's why sex is almost always on my mind.

Nairaland is a diverse community of folks from every continent in the world. It's not your right to determine when assistance rendered to me should stop.

Thank you.

RaggedyAnn:
Oh, jeez! Museum schlong, this one is for drilling bore-hole. The girl you use this on should be your wife first o! Don't be destroying people's pussies in the name of test-runs. You're going to have to buy it because you're definitely going to break it.

That said, I think you've been told everything you need to be told to manage the situation. You can't be carried away in the throes of ecstasy, go easy and better pull out before it gets frenzied or you might kill somebody.

JesusChrist666:
Hi Ladies & Gents,

PLEASE i beg you, don't trivialize this discussion. I am 31 years old already. Working for an international company earning a very good salary monthly (400k+), I have found it extremely hard to marry.

WHY?

Since the age of 18, it seems my reproductive organ has refused to stop growing. It is around 11 inches long now. While growing up, it was fun to boast about size, but now nothing is funny about it.

GFs don't want to hang around and it is very unpleasant to see a woman in tears, the look of fear and the inevitable bleeding that follows after lovemaking. This is very often followed by " I can't do this anymore...i can't cope" and a swift jilting.

I have gone to see several urologists in teaching hospitals all to no avail. All they advise me is to lubricate more, take it easy, no deep penetrations. Nothing has worked. I was also diagnosed with satyriasis - extremely high libido.

I have attached some pictures. PLEASE NO JOKES. If you have nothing serious to offer as advice, please move on.

THANKS in anticipation of good advice. I am depressed!

MODIFIED : This is a very private topic and i am going to take it down very soon.

THE PENIS ISN'T FLACCID IN THE PICTURES...IT IS SEMI-ERECT.

Berlynn:
upload the naked pics wanna see pls

Prettythicksmi:
hehehehehe shey u like those boobs?

Prettythicksmi:
God cant do u bad thing Naw,this is pure wickedness from satan.

crackerspub:
With a cheap laptop running Backtrack/kali is 10 times better than that gadget at that price.



Why should waste such money

tobey55:
No one reads cpe and regrets it. Computer Science is like physics, mathematics etc. I think I'm right with this. Though they might be saying they own software part, who cares. Cpe deals with both hardware and software parts. In fact some take software engineering as a course, though maybe not in Nigeria but don't let them deceive you cpe owns both, and you av a choice of specializing on the one
U lik best during ur final year.

phemmy88:
“Computer Science” is an umbrella term which encompasses four major areas of computing: theory, algorithms, programming languages, and architecture. ...

“Computer Engineering” typically focuses specifically on computer hardware and software. It is an integration of computer science and electrical engineering.



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Nathan2016:
That fair guy..dont know his name.... I think he might be playing both TEAM...My thought though.....got some feminist side in him....well it doesnt look good on him...... too old for that shit....wearing some wack ass suit and i dont know what to xall the inside. top, blouse, or underwear...am ma smack that feminine side out ya. fair looking mo d a fuk a