₦airaland Forum

bantudra:
and if its true....

Still a biological mistake.

BiaframustDie:
Just in this Ikorodu Lagos I dey o. This IPOB terrorist members badged into my house.
My wife travel omo this Ipob rape my male boys o. all because their leader is onikuje who love fellow man.
My phone camera spoil to snap. Omo Ipobs are bad o.


in case IPOBS come make una recruit o

Another biological mistake.

SURElee:
Laff don wound me as you call her "mistake". I look her photo and I weak.

Nor mind the multi coloured monkey jare.

Jodha:
Yhu know the matter.. Ghaan ghaan.. Confirm niggur..

Na one blood.


You be correct babe.

Jodha:
While at it... Just know that South South.. We're not part of yhu guys...

We want our own "Nigerdelta Republic"... We just dey look una...

Lead the way.. We'll follow suit..

You're a wise girl.

Proudly Deltan.




God bless the Niger Delta Republic (NDR)



God bless the big heart.



God bless Chief James Onanefe Ibori.

Though his autopsy result is yet to be made public





Case close.


The Nigeria Police will definitely deny it.



Nor be today yansh dey for back.

It seems all these local prostitute are hidding under the umbrella of nollywood.



Last last, na one unlucky fellow go camp this mistake for house. SMH

Oxford dictionary describe "Uche Maduagwu" As a confirm imbeecile and attention seeking circus monkey.



I agree with Oxford Dictionary.

mallamabdul25:
GUY YOU'RE SO FUNNY , ANUOFIA HAHAHA!

Bia, Abdullahi/Abdulaziz/Abdulahamid, I want to believe you don't know the meaning of Anuofia.

Thanks for the compliment Akuya.

kimbra:
That's my Tyler Perry.

Hmmmm,

kimbra:
I'm good. Have a nice day.

Same here baby.

kimbra:
Lol, how are you love?.

Am very sweet and how's my princess doing?

kimbra:
Oh really?, I had no idea.

Benita sef

kimbra:
Waitin I do?.

Don't you know that Judeefcc is my friend?

kimbra:
If Judeefcc of romance section could photoshop an account balance of 18m from access bank app store just to feel relevant then Terry G could do same.

Those who have it don't display it. Diamonds are hidden has anyone wondered why?, cause they're precious to the owner.

Kim, you're looking for my trouble.

Lol, kcee and oge will induct you into their hall of shame.

There's time for everything.

First class ticket to front page.



Lemme drink to that.

Psittacus:
Everyone sleeping unclad, it seems you don't live in areas where the weather is always in the extreme.
during the harmattan season in Zaria or funtua, I dare not sleep unclad .
I sleep with four clothes on, double socks, a pair of thick hand gloves and a head warmer like I'm heading to the moon.

when the heat comes, the kind of insects that roam around these regions are super fly, hell bent on sucking you dry and super gigantic. You will want to build a fortress against all these before you are exterminated ..

Funtua, I miss that furcking town mehn, Especially BCGA.

dingbang:
lol I laughed so hard.. When d guy came to her house.. He used it .. Wat a comedy scene

Like serz I feel like throwing her stuff out

To touch those macaroni looking pant dey hard me, I for don fling everything comot for my bathroom.


She think say she wise, I know that kind leg when she wan bring out. (from pant and bra today to jeans and lace tomorrow)

Make the environmental sanitation finish first, she go know who I be.

BlessSammy:
OMG.. ...do u sleep under a tree or in the bush....? I got an extra bedroom. ...come over!

Many thanks sir, but I don't need it.

forget101O:
Do you live in the jungle?

No, I guess pussy cats reside in the jungle?

dingbang:
lol I saw a movie a while ago where d lady used her boyfriend's toothbrush to scrub her ass and put it back on the stand just because they had a fight .. She got back to her house and performed the scrubbing

What are you trying to say hector? So you mean say............................

Not my toothbrush abeg.



Oh God, I can't even think about it.

The one way dey lick my neck for here, I don't even know her.



She don spread like 3 brazier and 5 pink catapult pant for my bathroom.

aribisala0:
You are from a completely different part of town. A wannabe social climber
what is all this karosin vocabulary? NIGGA, MOFO ?and all your fake pretentiousness. What you are and what you pretend to be are miles apart .Please spare me the ersatz Americanisms. They really grate. YOU are cheap,fake scum
Even through the net your karosin whiff is very pungent.
Dirty skank

You just succeeded in exterminating her body, soul and spirit.


Lol, nice one.

DEATHisKNOCKING:
I pity our brothers who fall for this scumbag. Smh

Especially that dumb felicia

DEATHisKNOCKING:
You better tell your course mate that one hoodrat was using her photo here. Show her the pic as a proof. This nigga is hiding under the skirt to defraud his unsuspecting victims.


Cc
Sin.z
Cplus.Jason

Lmfao, You and bitchslayer101 ehn