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I never thought I would ever say this ABOUT Buhari but God please protect Buhari because despite suffering us for almost 8 years, it feels like he is trying to redeem his already battered image at the dying minutes with his recent policies.

Shoutout to everyone who thought elections won't hold in South east because of one efulefu called Simon Ekpa who we all know is used by one drug baron to cause unrest in the southeast, haha I no call any name or but I know you already know who.

yarimo:
it's getting clear day by day aso rock is no go area for OBI in reality

The message is for normal Nigerians, not people like you who has sold their destiny for 30k to a demented, peeing, microphone testing and incoherent babablu bulabla that forgets even the name of his party sometimes.

Keeping defending a failure who can't even grant an interview.

Don't say you weren't told.

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Cc:Justwise
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Can you please help move this to front page if you guys are not biased?

Naira20:
See as APC dey embarrass themselves

I am sure the other pictures they uploaded were also stolen, all they did was add Apc flag to them. Scammers

Chai, what sort of stupid, deceitful and fraudulent party is this?

Candidate's age- unknown
Candidate's school- unknown
Candidate's parents- unknown
Candidate's source of income- unknown

Their candidate first stole a picture of Donald Duke and claimed its his own and now his supporters are stealing pictures of Argentina's world cup crowd.

May God run your life the way Apc is running nigerian if you ever vote for these people.

babazak:
Send me mail,I'll reply you sir

Sent bro.

How do I reach you?

I want us to talk bro.

Birniwa:
Corruption will never stop Nigeria, Mathematically this implies that you will never become Nigeria's president!

You once made a comment about using app to buy airtime for beta talk users. Please can I know any of the apps to use?

I think first come first serve method should be adopted because once it's morning, this place would be crowded.

Pukkalolo:
@ the first bolded:

First of, I never "strictly" said women never Bleep the bottom men. I only said bottom guys get the leftovers.

Women get hit on all the time by different men, I mean sexy beautiful women. For example, when she's hit on by 20 men, she'll select the top guys before considering the bottom guys.



@ the second bolded:

For example, Let me assume you love eating cake as much as anyone does.
Now someone present you with 2 type of cakes. The first one is "top notch", highly decorated and look delicious. While the second one looks poorly made and doesn't seem nice. Yes, you love cake in general, but which cake will you select?

That seem like pretty much easy question, but please put some thought into that question.

I think that answers the second bolded


@ the third bolded:

I totally disagree with that bro. Who told you men don't have a problem fúcking any kind of woman. I think that one bullshit the society spread about men.

Actually, men have a problem fúcking any kind of woman. I have a friend who doesn't like short women at all; he said, he rather jerk than Bleep a short woman.

I have another buddy who only prefer to bleep thick and big size women; he practically ignore other women.

I know another guy who told me he loves slim women; he said that's the kind of women that turns him on. Infact he said, sometimes "thick" women throws the pussy at him, but he declines them. sounds funny, but that's what he told me.

My point is, saying "all men desire to fúck every woman in the world" doesn't make sense.

Using me for example, just looking at some women I'm already turn off by how they physically look.




@ fifth bolded:

You simply acknowledge what I have been talking about. So there nothing much to say there




To sum it all:

I was in a group setting about a month ago, and we were severed coffee. But sugar was placed at center of the table so we can serve ourselves.

The ladies around me were heaping lots of sugar on their coffee. But I added only a little bit of sugar, just the a little bit. One lady observe it, then asked, "why are you taking little sugar, don't you like sugar?"

I playfully said, "of course I like sugar as much you guys like sugar, but I'm just being more careful so it won't affect my performance...you know what I mean?" I wink at her.

She laughed and said," I definitely know what you mean"

I intentionally carefully reduce my sugar intake, but that doesn't mean I don't love sugar as much as those ladies love sugar.


Ok, CaveAdullam let say you are in the room with this sexy lady. You are thinking, "Mhen, she's so hot I want really Bleep her."

But she's thinking, "OMG, I'm so into this guy, he's so hot. But I might get pregnant, or he might Bleep me and dump me. Or he might be a Playboy who has other girls he's fucking and he just want to add me to the number. Or if I give him the pussy, he might think I'm a cheap slut."

While she's having all this psychologically barriers in her head, when you make a sexual advance, she probably reject you.
And you'll be wondering, "I thought she's attracted to me, why doesn't she want to Bleep me?"

Well, she wants to Bleep you as much you want to Bleep her. But you don't have those psychologically barriers, but she have. And that's why she's rejecting your advance, and that's why it seems like she doesn't want to Bleep you as much you want to Bleep her.


Merry Christmas brothers.

Chai, see points. Na only intelligent intelligent people full here o.

Respect brothers and merry Xmas to everyone.

dmg1:
There's this little girl I'm with (I don't know if we're dating cos I carefully avoided relationship like plaque) she's 15 about to complete her ssce next year, initially I didn't want to have anything sexual with her cos I see her as a little girl, but when ever she comes to my place the kind of discussion we'll be having I always doubt her age, there was a day she visited and we were alone, she told me she's on her period meanwhile such taught never crossed my mind cos sex was the last thing to reason with her.

I told her I don't understand why she's bringing that up as I still see her as a small girl. Long story short after three months I ended up disvirgining her, now she's all over me. I'm 30 and I have like 5 years to complete my building projects and other stuff before thinking of relationship with her. Given that she has a reserve personality. (One of the reason she's close to me) have promise to marry her when she's 20yrs.

I'm a very respectable individual in our church and everyone knows me, you know nothing is hidden, two of her friend is away we're seeing, because of my reputation I can't do away with her. Except she changes her mind then I can remove her from my plan completely.
Now the question is can I keep/maintain her for over 5yrs before commitment cos I'm less or zero emotional when dealing with women /girls.

Take thiz rubbish out of here, anu mpama.

ubunja:
bro don't tarnish our thread

One can't help but love and respect you bro.

People are funny! Life too is funny! And football epitomizes both!

I hope you know that the way people interprete football (if that is their sincere perspective rather than a charade to undermine the GOAT they dislike) is the same way they interprete life!

Mbappe was dead throughout the first 45 mins; He was unconscious in the larger part of the beginning of the second half.

But France gets a tactical break in the last 15 mins when Argentina made an ill-advised tactical switch.

Mbappe springs to life and scores a penalty and another goal a few seconds later while the opposing team still couldn't believe they had just conceded. Then, all of a sudden, Mbappe was the better player on the planet because he just killed it in a space of 1 extremely fortunate minute. And for that, Mbappe should be considered the best rather than the one who magically bamboozled Mbappe's team consistently for the first 75 mins.

And even after the one they don't want to be king rose high again to give his team the lead in the extra time, the one-minute Mbappe needed a penalty to get his own side on equal level and for that he should be the best player!

Wow! How people always live only in the moment, too short a memory to remember the wows of the immediate past minute but judge only with the wows of the now!

This is how people would forget you after you had been their wows for many years while they were still struggling to be established but focus and adore only the people who gave them the immediate one-time wow before they had a breakthrough. They forget and underestimate all you had done for them when they couldn't help themselves. And if you mentioned that they should remember that you had helped them in their difficult distant beginning, some will turn back to tell you to calculate all that you had done for them so that they'll balance you and get you off their books because you think too much of what you had done for them whereas they no longer value them.

Na this same thing dey happen with some ladies wey don change their mind about marrying the persons wey been dey take care and sponsor their school or handiwork. E don catch another fish wey get pass the other one

Some young men too dey forget their tight friend wey dey been dey soak Garri for em house. E don get small money now come dey think say em friend no dey the same level with am

Ok naa

Life is funny; people are funny too; football just makes it all fun

Messi is a very nice guy.

6 Argentine mafias and one Argentine gentleman.

Don't blame the mafians Sha cos Netherlands really insulted them before the match.

Kriss216:
Female gender are naturally dramatic no matter their age.

LOL, she was just excited to see her idol.

Moh247:
But wetin concern this thread with this thrash you dey type

Help me ask the Ronaldo ass licker o. They hate messi with passion.

Hopebringer:
You gays never really recover... You are.addicted to the smell and taste of a man's anus...
You are gone forever...

Spits... Disgusting fággot

Are you talking from experience while using your gay dad and brothers as points of contact?

Very beautiful.

Perhaps she saw how anxious Messi was and decided to calm him down.

Hopebringer:
You are gay right ?

Yes i was but I am straight now since I broke up with your dad who was the one that introduced me to being gay

Very beautiful.

Perhaps she saw how anxious Messi was and decided to calm him down.

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Everything is working perfectly..

Location is Enugu.

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Zonefree:
Why she dey squeeze face? I'm 98.249% certain she didn't contribute any dime for the wedding. Liability of a bride!

Wetin naija women do you Bro?

You always take their matter personal

Chai, she dey vex say them spray am 10 naira.

Abeg is 10 naira not money?

Almaigaa:
Okoro in severe pains

Adebola you know reverse is the case. You are the one in severe pains. .

It's not easy to defend failure, I don't envy your job at all.

Almaigaa:
So, Peter Obi is a druggie?

Yes o, he is a druggie inside your depraved mind only. I suggest that u Go around and ask real Nigerians and the American FBI the presidential candidate whose name comes to mind when drugs are mentioned.

To even waste replying someone who has sold his soul and conscience for peanuts just to support an Amnesia induced blueblaha is an insult to me.

Almaigaa:
This lady is an Igbo lady. I know her personally. Her name is Chinyere. She own a Chemist store in Aba.

Your druggie presidential candidate sent her to Saudi Arabia.

Mind u, I never called any presidential candidate's name o but I'm sure u already know who I am talking about. Now swerve jare.

Posted fire.

lanre9ja:
OP don't say what you don't know, she was posted yesterday.

Can you share the link?

Nairaland is biased.

Everyday they keep tarnishing the image of igbos whenever a Nigerian is involved in a drug case. They never fail to link the person to the Igbo tribe whether the person's name was included or not.

A Yoruba woman was caught with cocaine yesterday but it's yet to make Frontpage.

Dear nairaland mods, please kindly change the name of this great forum from nairaland to Yoruba land because the tribalism here is now on another level.

Thank you.

Efuaye:
Na wah!

Which one are you? Apc or pdp?

The two candidates of the aforementioned parties are not sellable like Obidatti.

Beauty redefined