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BusinessRe: Uche Ogah's Industrial Estate In Uturu, Abia (Photos) by crackerspub: 1:53pm On Aug 22, 2017
win2kwire:
Most ibo legitimate businessmen were drug dealers and contraband importers who did not get caught!
fool
PoliticsRe: Why We Declared Holiday For Buhari ―kogi Govt by crackerspub: 6:29am On Aug 22, 2017
escodotman:
Are you looking for the most clueless and directionless governor in Africa? Do not go far! For we have Yahya Bello in Nigeria, who was given a governor's seat for free, yet chose to be a clown and a disappointment to his people.
tHIS IS WHAT WE CALL BRUTALITY CHAII!! U WICKED DIE grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Nnamdi Kanu Visits Sam Mbakwe's House In Imo *photos* by crackerspub: 6:25am On Aug 22, 2017
ProWalker:
[s]This boy will be back in prison after October 1[/s]
AlwaysUltraPad:
Nnamdi is a thief.
ProWalker:
[s]This boy will be back in prison after October 1 [/s]
DonBobes:
KUJE prison loading.
USELESS AFONJAS SPOTTED
PoliticsRe: Most People In Nnamdi Kanu's Rally In Anambra Were Imported - Govern Obiano by crackerspub: 6:20am On Aug 22, 2017
A desperate call from a governor that has lost the control of his state.
PoliticsRe: Caption This Photo Of Emir Sanusi & Kano Gov Seeking Dangote's Attention by crackerspub: 6:15am On Aug 22, 2017
Its more like they were asking him for something, may be the hand of his daughter for marriage.
PoliticsRe: The Impending Re-arrest Of Nnamdi Kanu - Frank Eze by crackerspub: 6:05am On Aug 22, 2017
MXrap:
The highlighted is for the illiterate ipob miscreants that still follows NK around like bees. I pity all of you. This is how NK will abandon you people soon for the army and police to do the needful. Make una continue..
Mumu wetin concern you


Afonja
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by crackerspub: 5:58pm On Aug 20, 2017
akeeen:
GGMU

Chelsea is Shit.. 2:1 and y'all happy.. SMH




Manchester utd is the best
You think Tottenham is Swansea


Hater Gerrat out of here
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) On 20th August 2017 by crackerspub: 5:57pm On Aug 20, 2017
EgusiShankly:
Tottenham?.....mtcheeewwwwww....gra-gra team.
Hater spotted tongue tongue tongue tongue
FamilyRe: Hilarious Story Of Nigerian Man Divorcing Wife In US Because She's A Witch by crackerspub: 1:20pm On Aug 20, 2017
ikp120:
HIs wife was divorcing him or he was divorcing the wife? undecided
lol good question.
PoliticsRe: Anambra Frontline APC Aspirant, Okonkwo Stirs Up Delegates As Buhari Arrives by crackerspub: 1:11pm On Aug 20, 2017
So funny grin grin grin




It's like a fish trying to climb a tree. Mission Impossible




APC in Anambra state grin grin grin




Real Igbos don't give a crap about APC
CrimeRe: by crackerspub(op): 1:00pm On Aug 20, 2017
cc domique, seun, mynd44, Lalasticalala Please super mods, others need to be aware of the dangers of using Transfast. I have lost $200. Please help inform others.
CrimeRe: by crackerspub(op): 1:00pm On Aug 20, 2017
...More screenshots of the transaction
Crime by crackerspub(op):
PoliticsRe: Guys Celebrate Buhari's Return By Drinking Water & Fanta From The Ground (Photos by crackerspub: 6:53am On Aug 20, 2017
NO WONDER WE ARE STILL BACKWARDS
Christianity EtcRe: Does God Really Answer Prayers? by crackerspub: 6:47am On Aug 20, 2017
alwells:
This is a question I have been asking myself for a very long time and yet I have failed to really find an answer to it. so I ask you who really knows this God and who reads his book, DOES GOD REALLY ANSWER PRAYERS? if Yes, How Does one pray to him for him to really answer. Countless Times have I prayed and it just seems they fall on deaf ears.

I want to know the secret if there's any
5 By faith Enoch was taken up so that he did not see death. He could not be found, because God had taken him away. For before he was taken, he was commended as one who pleased God. 6 And without faith it is impossible to please God, because anyone who approaches Him must believe that He exists and that He rewards those who earnestly seek Him. 7 By faith Noah, when warned about things not yet seen, in godly fear built an ark to save his family. By faith he condemned the world and became heir of the righteousness that comes by faith.…

Summary OP, no atom of faith in you.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Stop Doing These 9 Things When Applying For Jobs Online by crackerspub: 8:48am On Aug 13, 2017
BlueBrothers:
I’m sure many job seekers have heard some of these things below. They, however, bear repeating as I’ve recently had to do some hiring again and I still see too many people do these.


So please don’t:

1. Forward CV’s from previously forwarded emails – Shows you’re too lazy and unobservant. How can your email contain forwarded info of previous applications? Be wise, delete it. While you’re at it, make sure to write an accompanying email and not just forward a blank email.

2. Forget to include a cover letter – Research the company and be as specific as possible in your letter. It shows you’re not lazy like the average person out there is. It also helps you highlight how your unique skills and experience will help the employer. Again, make sure the email containing your CV is not empty, or says something dumb like, ‘see attached’. If you’re too busy to write something to a potential employer, then the employer will be too busy to look at your CV.

3. Use comic sans – We’re not in kindergarten, use a serious font. This doesn’t apply of course if you’re applying to become a clown or to work in a comic shop or kids related company.

4. Scan and email CV as an attachment – I thought everyone had learned this but I still receive CVs like this. I don’t even read, just click delete straight. The standard is PDF format created from a word document. Document should be easily identified. Document title should include your name and job position applied for. e.g ‘john.bull.cv.account.officer.pdf’

5. Ignore linked in – We’re in the technology age so I check all my applicants’ linked in profile automatically using a plugin in my inbox. If you have a killer profile with shared connections with me, you’re getting an interview. If you don’t, well you’d have to impress me somewhere else. Linked in is such a low hanging fruit, use it. Google how to create a killer linked in profile, it’s not that hard! First thing is a good picture.

6. List generic skills – Everyone is a team player, fast learner, has good interpersonal skills etc. What did you do to demonstrate a trait? That’s what employers are interested in.

Example:

‘I have good planning skills’ – poor.

‘I planned an event for 1000 people with a tight budget that achieved a 90% satisfaction rate in a post-event survey’ – better.

Always try to put figures to your achievements. Tell me, ‘I led a new marketing initiative that raised sales by 100%’, I want to talk to you yesterday!

7. Use a photo – Unless you’re working in the media this is generally a bad idea. If you must use a photo, ensure it’s professionally taken against a plain background.

8. Include Interests and hobbies – Take this section out. Leave it in only if it’s spectacular. That is something like you were a champion dancer or a published author, otherwise, nobody cares about it. Everyone likes to read, dance and meet new people. Why should that make anyone want to hire you?

9. Demonstrate inexperience – Is your CV too sparse? go and find something to do to fill it up. If you’re approaching 30 and only have a few lines in your CV, sorry it will end up in the trash. 20-year-olds now are becoming billionaires so go out and get some experience somehow and somewhere. Being unproductive in your own time signals to the employer that you will be unproductive on his time. Even if it’s farming you have to go do, do it and put it in your CV, there is dignity in every kind of labor.

The trick to a killer CV when you’re inexperienced is to create a model CV with all the experiences and skills employees want. It would be a lie at first, but make it a goal to convert every single lie to a truth. You will look back in a few years time and realize you have become an amazing person. You don’t need a job to do this. Just initiative and a hard working mentality.

Hiring is risky. reduce the risk by letting the potential employer know that the job he’s about to give you will be easy for you to do because you’ve demonstrated it in the past.

SOURCE: https://brandspurng.com/please-stop-doing-these-9-things-when-applying-for-jobs-online/
OP you have long way to go


1. You can get Jobs without a linkedin account.


2. Lots of my Indian tech guys are looking for jobs, with excellent profiles on Linkedin.


3. A friend of mine, just got a Job in Microsoft. makes around $180,000 a year. His facebook profile pic is a dog face with 11 friends and no Linkendin account


4. Cover letter is optional.


5. Dude just be good at what you do, jobs will come to you.


6. God/luck plays a key role in life.
PoliticsRe: Diezani Alison-Madueke's Lagos Properties In Pictures - EFCC by crackerspub: 5:45pm On Aug 07, 2017
grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Photo Of Caroline Danjuma And Her 3 Kids by crackerspub: 10:31am On Aug 03, 2017
grin grin grin grin

Even with 3 kids, she is still f....kable lol
CultureRe: Sikiru Adetona, Awujale Of Ijebu Is Dead by crackerspub: 8:13pm On Jul 31, 2017
huh huh huh
SportsRe: Ini Umotong Signed By Brighton Hove Albion by crackerspub: 8:27pm On Jul 27, 2017
angry angry angry

See fine babe, no where to get her contact. OP we will not take this
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Overtakes Bill Gates To Become World's Richest Man by crackerspub: 6:19pm On Jul 27, 2017
ernieboy:
yeah I know that most of hia net worth is in stocks and various securities but if you are into investments u should know that securities are as good as liquid cash. furthermore most of those companies as have huge cash reserves, for example apple is said to have over 200 billion dollars in cash reserve, check link below: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/2017/05/01/apples-cash-reserves-swell-250bn/
Yes you are right, I have worked for Amazon, I know Amazon well.


Amazon for long was not making profits, you can't compare Apple with Amazon.


Ask yourself Apple, the most valuable tech company in the world. Why is it that Tim Cooks is not one of the top 10 richest. Appl has top billionaires dumping huge money as investment. Liquid cash into the company. Do you know for years Amazon was not making any profits. Besides Apple's Iphone is designed in California and manufactured in China, the cost of Iphone is so cheap and they sell it at high price making lots of gain.

Amazon don't have the amount of funds like Apple or Microsoft.
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Overtakes Bill Gates To Become World's Richest Man by crackerspub: 6:02pm On Jul 27, 2017
ernieboy:
90 billion dollars bro not 90 billion naira, the difference between them is as clear as daylight. the Nigerian foreign reserve is not even up to 90 billion dollars
90 billion lol, it means the percentage share of the value of his company in dollar value.


Dude Nigerian own money which is 30 billion is liquid cash, know the difference.
BusinessRe: Jeff Bezos Overtakes Bill Gates To Become World's Richest Man by crackerspub: 5:59pm On Jul 27, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

Bill Gates was a fool to lose this position by giving his fortune to charity.


Was it charity that made him rich?
Bro number one secret to extreme wealth is power of giving, Rotherschild, King Solomon, Rockefellar etc


Give so you shall receive


Its just stocks value, dude both Microsoft and Amazon are here in WA. If Bill wants to overtake Jeff its as easy as ABC, trust me Bill is something else.
ComputersRe: 10 Famous Computer Scientists Who Impacted The World by crackerspub: 8:32am On Jul 25, 2017
elfico:
@Op many people you put up there are not COMPUTER SCIENTISTS in my opinion.

Zuckerberg an Elon Musk are programmers and entreprenueur.

You forgot Alan Turing, Bjarne Stroustup, Charles Babbage, Ada Byron, Noam Chomsky e.t.c
YOU FORGOT Donald Knuth

THANK ME LATER
ComputersRe: 10 Famous Computer Scientists Who Impacted The World by crackerspub: 8:30am On Jul 25, 2017
themonk:
Something dey your head.

This list is more like computer science entrepreneurs than computer scientists
yOU ARE RIGHT BRO, ENTREPRENEURS NOT COMPUTER SCIENTIST.


ALAN TURING BROKE THE ENIGMA CODE WITH THE HELP OF A POLISH MATHEMATICIAN. ENIGMA CODE MADE GERMAN U BOATS INVINCIBLE. THE GERMAN U BOATS CONTROLLED THE PACIFIC AND ATLANTIC OCEANS AND THEY WERE CALLED THE WOLF PACK.
BusinessRe: Foreign Reserves Hit $30.5bn On Rising Oil Prices by crackerspub:
cheesy cheesy

The nation’s foreign reserves reached $30.5 billion last week as a result of increased global oil prices, checks by EYES OF LAGOS on the Central Bank of Nigeria’s (CBN) website have revealed.
Data from Organization of Petroleum Exporting Countries (OPEC) revealed that basket of 14 crudes stood at[b] $47.48 per barrel last week from $45.21 a barrel it opened in July.[/b]
Government of propaganda


Even if the price gets to $100 a barrel, still the exchange rate will not change


Government filled with lies, they said Naira depreciated because of the low price of crude.


The majority of properties in Abuja/Lagos are owned by politicians, they are the ones with a huge chunk of dollars and with the exchange rate they can buy anything in this country.


They said Jonathan was clueless but never wicked. This current administration is clueless and wicked.
ComputersRe: 10 Famous Computer Scientists Who Impacted The World by crackerspub: 8:01am On Jul 25, 2017
Where is Alan Turing


Lol OP and you called Mark and forgot Alan, Without Turing Hitler would have won the war and by now blacks would have been eliminated from the face of the earth.
PoliticsRe: In The Face Of Agitation, Nigeria Will Never Break – Gowon by crackerspub: 6:03am On Jul 25, 2017
undecided undecided undecided
PoliticsRe: Buharis Medical Treatment Cost $10 Million by crackerspub: 5:59am On Jul 25, 2017
shocked shocked shocked
PoliticsRe: OPC To IPOB Chief: Stop Attacking Obasanjo, Tinubu by crackerspub: 5:59am On Jul 25, 2017
mormonslayer:
Look at cowards giving warning. Everybody is a super hero these days.
[img]https://media./images/5d8f4d2dda1053407f4f01b7a29b64f0/tenor.gif[/img]
PoliticsRe: OPC To IPOB Chief: Stop Attacking Obasanjo, Tinubu by crackerspub: 5:52am On Jul 25, 2017
grin grin grin grin


Definition of Afonjaaa.... Arewa youths will insult their elders, but they attack the Ibos that don't give fccck about them.
PoliticsRe: El-rufai's Supporter, Muazu Abubakar Attacked (Graphic Photos) by crackerspub: 2:08pm On Jul 24, 2017
"I came out of the car to open the boot and bring out my slippers so could were it on befor i know it I just received a bitting from behind and and insult telling me they will kill all of us promoting El-rufai Government and they will start with me, and before I balance my self one of them stab me with knife and leave me almost fenting that is when I shouted for help" Muazu narrates after getting himself at the hospital.

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