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hi guys, i just got a job at lateral links. it was the work of the almighty because i didnt want to apply at their web portal (because i thot they were some phony recruitment agency!!!!) until i went to a cyber cafe and saw "guntavibe's" (meanwhile God bless u my bro) topic on the company in this forum. and so i just applied and was like , yeah right just another waste of job hunting time. and den they called me up gave me a test, interviewed me, and dey gave me a position that i had always wanted to occupy, HR officer. u guys need to see this place men, the standards are so high, and the employees there are cool. and the thing that blows me out is the office is opposite the bar beach sea.

why am i saying these things, ? i had been searching for a job for a long tyme till i got so frustrated. just last month I told God he should use me as aslave robot. to make his will, not mine be done in my life. not like im a bornagain or anything like that o (though its not a bad idea sha!). i then embarked on church project, my mission, youth empowerment i was so blind to the outside world, even my family and friends and also my girl that i was so into it and coming back late at night just to get things done . and after i concluded it. the next day i was invited to see d MD and walla! i got the job. u guys keep working hard. banks mite not b de thing for you, tell God to do his work through u and i bet u. u'll tell me, Crack, u told me so.

hi guys, i just got a job at lateral links. it was the work of the almighty because i didnt want to apply at their web portal (because i thot they were some phony recruitment agency!!!!) until i went to a cyber cafe and saw "guntavibe's" (meanwhile God bless u my bro) topic on the company in this forum. and so i just applied and was like , yeah right just another waste of job hunting time. and den they called me up gave me a test, interviewed me, and dey gave me a position that  i had always wanted to occupy, HR officer. u guys need to see this place men, the standards are so high, and the employees there are cool. and the thing that blows me out is the office is opposite the bar beach sea.

why am i saying these things, ? i had been searching for a job for a long tyme till i got so frustrated. just last month I told God he should use me as aslave robot. to make his will, not mine be done in my life. not like im a bornagain or anything like that o (though its not a bad idea sha!). i then embarked on church project, my mission, youth empowerment i was so blind to the outside world, even my family and friends and also my girl that i was so into it and coming back late at night just to get things done . and after i concluded it. the next day i was invited to see d MD and walla! i got the job. u guys keep working hard. banks mite not b de thing for you,  tell God to do his work through u and i bet u. u'll tell me, Crack, u told me so.

hi does anyone in the house know what celtel's aptitude test looks like?
i submitted my cv and just want to be ready in case there is a test.

hi can anyone help me out here too? I applied for the human resources position. my no. is 08033285199 and email may_zo@yahoo.com. im dying of unemployment fever here. thanks.

hi guys ive been trying to find rhythm 93.7, 102.3fm's websites.
pls can some one help me out? thanks.

hi guys,
please does anyone know anything about a cellulant company.
they invited me for an interview (i cant really remember when or if i applied (2 much tuesday guardian)).
pleas its urgent cos the interview is tomorrow. thanks.

onelove.

Hi guys I would like to know how many weeks it takes Zenith Bank test results to be ready.
I wrote mine 20th of February and I havent gotten a reply. Can Somebody help me out? Or Did i just fail the test.

hi people,
please i have a zenith bank test tomorrow. and i would like to no what the test is like. Please i would really appreciate it if someone helped me out.
Thanks.

Crack.

The Most Intriguing Love Story of all time is "I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE".

arrange wit her sister to bring her outside without her knowing. then when she sees u, fart in front of her, stick ur finga in ur butt hole and then, the both of u can smell dat.

olutomiwa:
get him some candies or buy keke raleigh[bicycle for him]

i agree.
Look its either he has seen u duin some outside runs and u didnt no he saw u.
he mite have even told his sister; that is, if u did some runs and she ddint believe him. Or maybe he doznt like u. Plain and simple.

but what u should do is find out what boys his age like or what the boy in particular likes and get it for him. he mite like arcades or parks or games etc. just close eye and get the guy the damn thing.

im talkin' from experience. in my time i ddint care who my elder sisters was dating because they were always payin their dues. To me of course.
And they got their blessings.

i just got 1 line to say 2 u.

dont be 2 fckin nice to the ladies.
Chicks dont dig dat after some time.

shit 2 lines

nosa101:
What the f**k?

Thats a very good rating.

i dont no bout u guys o. organised or not organised IBPLc pays a lotta moneh!

dunno my man. i just dont no.

hi guys if you didnt get the IV for the test before today, dont worry cos i just called a staff of the bank and he told me that the test would be in batches because of the volumes of applicants. so hang in there guys.
Do i hear sighs of relief?

i heard from a very reliable source that the test is in batches so if u dont get an IV now u'll get it later. we are just bleeping too much in this country

@yewan
ok o but if i c nothin men im gate crashing.

I beg o!
people doz this mean that those of us who havent gotten the IV shouldnt come 4 d test? cos some dudes out here are sayin its allowed. Abeg info.

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i hope this doesnt come out in example.com/blah/blah

Hi people
i was at a party some days back filled wiv people in their late 20s and then suddenly my friend decided to change the channel cos it was a house party. but kwowingly or unknowingly he changed it and south park (acartoon programme)was on. then and there most of my guys (including me) screamed and were so happy to watch the cartoon too.
I was so surprised cos not everybody in their 20s watch cartoons anymore.
so i would like to find out. do u guys still watch cartoons and which ones?

Im into southpark, pinky and the brain, samurai jack, johnny bravo, the simpsons. i think these are matured cartoons apart from these, nada.

my best friend is a chick and if i could do that why cant anyone? we tell ourselves every detail of our lives like our problems, sex with our hubbies, families, joys. we hang out too. and everybody is cool and happy about it. of course at the beginnin emotions started creeping in so we had to tell ourselves the truth. IT AINT GON' WORK!. so we are always there for eachother.

B.Sc Statistics.
not many people read that though. we are supposed to be needed everywhere in this country but make God answer pessin prayers.

barakat try applyin at qatar airways. ive heard of them recruiting ppl with iata certificates.