I took her out and while we were having a nice time in one of these popular eateries, she farted whie laughing to a joke. A serious one oo that drew the attention of the occupant of the next table. The odour was truly bad but that is not my problem.
She ran out of the eatery and even since then has been avoiding me. She doesn't pick my calls again and anytime I go to her house, her sister tells me she's not at home even when she is (atleast I think she is).¨
Please advise me on how to make her understand that it was a natural thing that can happen to anyone. I need her and want her back. Help me.

Ol boy u wan kill me wit laugh.First can u pls tell me dt joke dt disgrace dis ur chick 4 public place like eatry, Y did u allow her 2 walk away witout u clearing d issue or u are shy to talk abut it. Now dt she is avoiding u try and get some of her friends to help u, explaining every thing 2 them plead wit them 2 convince her dt its natural and dt does change anything in her, also try calling from either a phone booth or use anoda phone dt is nt urs I knw if can percieve that ure nt holding dis against her she will come back.

@Forgiven


If this girl was so embarrassed because she farted in front of you and then ran away, she must be a phony. She probably is the type that does not want you to see her without make up on amongst other things that she probably hides and she probably hides a lot of things. You don't want a phony person who is this insecure.

Or, she probably not only farted but perhaps had a slight bowel movement that occurred, LOL and that is why it probably smelled so bad. If she did have that problem, I think you are better off leaving her alone because I don't know of anyone who could get over that type of embarrassment.

send text messages

LMAO!!
I honestly feel for the young lady in questioin. Farting in the presence of someone you are out with is NOT an easy thing. If I were her what I would have done was to simply pass the fart off as if it belonged to someone else. Ignore the staring eyes and I would have even commented, something to the effect like " wow, some people just do not know how to coduct themselves in public" Yea I would have done that in an effort to divert all possible attention from me.
Seriously though you should try sending a text or something explaining that it is ok. Let her know that farting is healthy even when done in public places. Convince her that you love her farting or not. Trust me she would come around.
I believe a lot more ladies need to be farting up a storm around their men, and vice versa. Oh! the wonderful magical world of farting.

aha!
embarrased
she shouldnt be
we all fart
big deal

but this is pretty funny though
i did that once damn shiit happens
U just gotta laugh at it hahahahahahah

Thanks for ur advise and contributions. I have sent several sms but seems it is not helping. I called her with other phones but once she hears my voice, she drops the line. I spoke with her close friend this afternoon and she said I should give her time that she's doing that all because of her shy nature. She's actually a very shy damsel but even at that, should it be this hard,

rotflaugh my friggin lil behind off
No offence buddy, but this shit is hilarious

Now back to Topic
Just bribe her Sis to make her comeout and talk sense into her. Farting is humane, so Y's she fronting, _{but dang d smell coulda choked someone,} tell her not to be embarrassed, and that U still Love/Like her regardless.
Let her know that it doesn't change the way U feel about her.

Once you have taken Lauryn's advice, tell her to stop eating lots of beans, egg yolk and clean her intestines well well to prevent her from having embarrassing stinky farts.

hahahahahah

Sorry it was just funny, but tell her "when I met you, I knew I wanted to be near you always, in reality this is something every human body creates, if something like that bothers me or even you how can we be around eachother always, or do you think a wife runs from her husband everytime she passes wind, please, don't worry about what it sounded like, just be ready for what mine SMELLS like!".

Hopefully it will make her smile or laugh as she comes to the conclusion you are a lovely fool!

honestly, can't help it but laugh

don't blame her, she's just to embarassed to face u, she'll come around.

Ol' boy,Dat one serious o!
Funny thing is most shy girls I know wld prob'ly act likewise. Y'know chicks have this way of acting as if their shit smells like vanilla(if at all they shit)
Anyways she'll come round trust me,but give her time.

GNature:

Once you have taken Lauryn's advice, tell her to stop eating lots of beans, egg yolk and clean her intestines well well to prevent her from having embarrassing stinky farts.

rotflaugh my friggin lil behind off

First i don't blame her for her present attitude co's i know how embrassing it is for her.
but you said you've tried calling her, but she won't respond the phone. what i think you should do is that Since you already know her house, the best thing is to
"lay ambush" nearby and keep watch. when she eventually comes out from the house, you can now meet her face to face.
then you can now tell her to forget about all that happened (the horrible fart) co's people make mistakes. And also, tell her that the love you have for her is 100 times greater than that fart.
and i can assure you that at the end, you i'll get your girl back.
good luck.

oh my gush lol am so sorry but i can't help laughing.

;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d men, i just cant stop laughing. anyways the chick will come round. just keep going to her. with time she'll be convinced that you love her for real. but pls do not go telling her friends to help you and in the process you narrate how it happened-o. that will be double disaster.

lmao

Who said "Hopefully it will make her smile or laugh as she comes to the conclusion you are a lovely fool"? lmao again

Oh God! I can't stop. The replies are just too much     roflmao

Gnature u mean o 

Poster, I don't kw how to help you. No vex eh? 

@forgiven

lemme give you some pick-up come-back lines.

lemme say her name is erika. Send her a text message/email or whatever,

1) Hey babe Erik, I loved it - your fart!!!

or this one:

2)
Dear Erika,
I just wanted to tell
you how much I loved you.
Please know this:
Im saying it from my heart
Come what may,
rain or shunshine,
fire or fart,
nothing will do us part!!!

urs Truly
You are Forgiven

na wa for u sef kimba abi u no see better name na erika u fit use

hahahahahheheheheh :ohehehehe shaiiiiii na an emmmm, ok am back chei!

I've never laughed like this 4 a long time now.

Anyways, everybody farts, i do it all da time wit my girl but INDOORS. and it doesnt smell sha.

There's a sayin dat if ur girl has never farted in front of you, then she's got a lotta things to lie about.

I guess she'll l8r come around, the embarrassment is taking a long time to diffuse from her

naija4life:

Anyways, everybody farts, i do it all da time wit my girl but INDOORS. and it doesnt smell sha.

You might think it's posh to say your fart doesn't smell but honestly, you no well o

_{doesn't smell my ass}

na wa oooo, well guy tell us the truth did u laugh or smile when she did that?how was the look on ur face.Well tell us man

The way you people are laughing isn't good
who knows, you might be the next victim of this Particular incident.

crazykid:

The way you people are laughing isn't good
who knows, you might be the next victim of this Particular incident.

sumtin deh funny, u say make we no laugh?

Which one u deh? u be saddist?

At post, lmao again

abi oo, i have da right to laugh anytime and whichever way i want it.

All da same, i think da girls gonna come around soon. Its kinda very embarrasing sha.

@Radiant, believe me, its kinda kinky when you try it, farting wit ur partner indoors _{if urs smell, please dont try it}
am still LMAO

N4L, if u like no go see doctor lmao

Radiant:

You might think it's posh to say your fart doesn't smell but honestly, you no well o

_{doesn't smell my ass}

The problem is greater if one's fart doesnt smell, than when someone is farting everywhere.

kimba:


The problem is greater if one's fart doesnt smell, than when someone is farting everywhere.

and your point is?

eiii she still avoiding him?? haba

I have a suggestion, you should visit one day and fart outside her house so she hears it and know there's nothing wrong in farting outside,

arrange wit her sister to bring her outside without her knowing. then when she sees u, fart in front of her, stick ur finga in ur butt hole and then, the both of u can smell dat.