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Webmasters / Re: You Are A BLOGGER? You Might Need Help With This...... by Cranium(m): 3:30am On Jul 11, 2015
I heard about you from a friend. I hpe the affordable cost that u charge which he talkd abt is true. because I rilly nid your services. it not like I cant write good posts, but at times I just get stuck. Or worse still, some say my post are dry. I would send you a mesg ryt now!! you are definitely needed...cheesy
Literature / Re: A Short Letter To The Supporters Of 21st Century Colonialism by Cranium(m): 7:35pm On Apr 03, 2015
Thanks alot bro, it has been corrected. I just noticed the mistake. It was not exactly like this in the original text. The editors of the blog I sent it to first edited it to be so and I simply copied and pasted it here.
Literature / A Short Letter To The Supporters Of 21st Century Colonialism by Cranium(m): 6:01pm On Apr 01, 2015
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Politics / The Dying Doctor by Cranium(m): 8:22am On Mar 23, 2015
THE DYING DOCTOR - by DEJI ATOYEBI

...with an expression of assurance renting his face, he said to himself ......... "my patients have no choice but to stick to my services".

Ofcourse he was the doctor of all doctors! A man whose valor was not worth a penny and his knowledge of surgical operations were from borrowed brains. He was the head doctor who let his nurses take the driver's seat and become dictators over him. One could easily say there was a switch in medical power.

His hospital was alot to write home about. It comprised a bevy of patients who thought they had had enough of other unruly doctors. "He is the most competent, having a PhD to wrap it up" , so they thought. They never thought of checking his past records so as to see his performance in lower clinics. Love was indeed blind, and sympathy is spontaneously stimulated especially when the recipient had no shoes.

He started on a bright note, taking over from the main doctor when the latter went to the great beyond. Things started falling apart when he couldn't protect the lives of his own patients. An army of masked men would come to kill them in broad day light. It was indeed an irony; a refuge for salvation turning to a den of destruction and death. However, only the patients in a particular section of the hospital were always attacked. The other patients in the safe section took the issue with detachment. They did not give a hoot as long as their bed space was intact.

The activities of the nurses in the hospital were so grave that it made the doctor seem like a saint. They would break into the hospital treasury and get out with stacks of money, only for the doctor to sack the accountant when he went about telling the patients of some missing money.

" the patients were sick and hungry, what is their business with some stolen money? It is the hospital's not theirs" -so he thought.
Despite the killings in his hospital and more than a handful of newborn babies abducted under his watch, the 'safe' section of his hospital still had some trust in him. They were so blinded by love, that they did not question the fact that his wife was sick but he had no panacea for her malady. Yet he was a doctor! Eventually, some part of the safe section of his hospital lost trust in him completely. The worst happened when the doctor became weak and stiff. He was literally dying. It was time for a new doctor to be employed in the hospital by the way. But unfortunately,the scenario was a tough nut to crack. Some patients wanted him to stay. They would enthuse ,"he is the only man that can save us!". The other section would say, "we need a new doctor.....we are dying in the present one's hands".

It is just a week left. The doctor seems to be in the in the middle of life and death. His nurses are unrepentant and his wife's dementia is full fledged, in fact, she was just some months away from running around naked. The essence of a hospital was virtually watered down. What was the use of a dying doctor? What trust should people have on a doctor who cannot treat himself and household? Perhaps, it would be safer to say his patients should cure him by relieving him of his duties. How could a blind man be chosen to show the way? The hospital was running mad! Should the patients give him a second chance or should they say bye bye to him?

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Educational Services / Tutorial On How To Be Successful in the Use Of English Aspect Of UTME. by Cranium(m): 10:59pm On Mar 09, 2015
Good day everyone, with due respect to the moderators of this board, this is not an advert. This is only a well driven attempt to help the students with a study guide showing them the way to passing their Use of English examination in the upcoming Jamb examination. Please, remove all thoughts of cheating in this Jamb exam. It would definitely not work.

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This is not a scam but a helping hand being rendered. I think if the moderators of this section claim to be lovers of educational success, they should not delete this please. Let's help people together. Thanks.
Rap Battles / Re: ..::::I'm Hungry::::... by Cranium(m): 7:43am On Feb 03, 2015
Does dis place luk lyk a canteen to u?
Rap Battles / Re: 2014 Nairaland Hip-hop Rap Cypher by Cranium(m): 2:16am On Dec 22, 2014
LIMERICK
EMAPRINCE
DARKREBEL

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Rap Battles / Re: * * ~ Match Of Wits VII : Ibime Vs Kr0ne ~ * * by Cranium(m): 1:23am On Nov 30, 2014
MVGT::::::::IBIME
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Cranium(m): 4:02pm On Oct 14, 2014
Geoxpress:
Mikuz?

Nigga is scared!/cus I'm still the best/he sees all I do as wicked/reason he's a gây saying 'com more!' bt no! I won't waste this semên!/

So mik? I'd have u brains in diff shapes/break ur rib cage/dude is just iinsane!/

He would be in bits/rip his teeths!/i don't even knw wu u really r. . . To sum, u a guy, sum a girl. .jst tell me, u a nigg or a biitch?!/

Not punching, tryna make it short nd simple/cus when I break both his legs, since he's an animal. .he's gon' live 'as a crippled!'/

Good u dnt understnd the last hit/but I'm tryna stop cussa my ba3. .but Mikuz? You better lose ur tongues, cus u dnt speak in tongues. .non bilivers got hope at the time being!/
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u were de guy hu said m a mumu wen I said MIKUZ wuld swallow most of y'all in a battle.....letx see hw ur battle goes!
Rap Battles / Re: |««-CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS*SOSIQDUDE-Vs-CRANIUM*»»| by Cranium(m): 7:42am On Oct 11, 2014
Guykhena:
Voting Closed

Sosiqdude ; - 8
YoungDaNaval
Guykhena
Gottoboy
Ojoawo
Geoxpress
Elymaxiimus
Captainflash
YeYenatu

Cranium ; -1
Ksslib.

On a basis of 8-1..



[size=15pt]SOSIQDUDE WINS- Congrats[/size]
..


Chineke!!! lol.......I gat nothing much to say. Thanks to everyone hu voted. Thanks Cooger for setting me up with Sosique! I hope I dint disappoint.

Sosique...I appreciate the fact u allowed me brawl with u

KSSLIB...tnks for ur vote...it didnt make dis a flawless victory ( lol)

nd yo, m here to stay...just gatto kip improving on my skill nd m sure I'ld be in greater heights soon....*peace*

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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Cranium(m): 7:36am On Oct 11, 2014
sosiqdude:


I was not even serious in the battle..but as a vet I am...I teach the cranium something.. That what I told him
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lol
Rap Battles / Re: |««FATAL-CLASH-OF-THE-WARLOCKS II|*ILLNESS Vs TEDDYBIYASI*»»| by Cranium(m): 1:50am On Oct 11, 2014
Tough nd very impressive......

Calling it a TIE
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by Cranium(m): 4:00pm On Oct 10, 2014
ELYMAXiimus:


Feel like flexing ma thumbs

aiit..

Testing

1

2

3

f*ck you!!!



I hold a tech to kill a nigga/ it's a stigma/ that i carry .... So flee nd quit being eager/
Before you get shot down like ikeji linda's/ blog ...... Slim or bigger/ i bring down kingkongs/
when i serve em shots in rounds ...... Pingpong/
i hope these beefing clowns live long/
but i'll be killing with the sound of guns/
i give these bozos fever/ purge em with yoyo bitters/
shoot with fofo killer/ to end these homo breeders/
we celebrate your death ....... like boko's leader/
it's hard to see these noggins adhere/ to instructions on here/
do i need needles to this thread......
.............to make these gobblins aware?/
naah! That's something ah fear/
cos you're getting electrocuted.......
...............when i flow with the current affairs/
max is outstanding ....... Cos i'm clever with the plays/
you're outstanding, cos ....... you were never in the game/
i'm better than these lames/ effing with the name/ elymax .... You best retreat in shame/ or get buried in the grave/
nd don't think i'll be dealt with n restrained/
when i kill nd put you in a "coffin"...... Then tell people it's "framed"/
this nig aint healthy in the brain/
he should stop pretending he is sane/ nd stop stepping on me lane/
cos he wouldnt draw the battle line........
....... if he used pencils n his paints/




to be continued........


nice
Rap Battles / Re: |««-CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS*SOSIQDUDE-Vs-CRANIUM*»»| by Cranium(m): 3:44pm On Oct 10, 2014
The storywriter abt being killed with a PEN/ hz stories are the last ish we yearn/ so he should shutup nd learn// as he's tryna make ENDS meet,he's abt Meeting his END// cos he would never REPRODUCE these dope lines with ma CEREBRUM hung to the HEAD of his SPERM..//



THE
CRUCIFIXION


this nigga is a Fake Vet, a pure novice still LEARNING/.....if he grow beyond bounds, I'l mummify so he quits SWELLING...cos he aint gat the METTLE, to buckle up and BATTLE, so he cried to Grandpa "culd u teach me the art of STORY TELLING?"




he's getting beat up by a 16 year old boy..cos he's LAME// does he nid a prophet tellin him beefing the teen god is PROFANE?//... it's a SHAME...lyk a chick in purdah cover ur HEAD with a BLACK VEIL..while I lobotomize, putting ur THOUGHT-IN-HARM and bury it in WHITE HART LANE//




no one in this FORUM understands the FOOL// seriously, the wacko would bite from WARRIBLOOD if he COULD// all I gat to do is refine him if he claiming he's CRUDE/ as I flow "non-stop" on each "cut" lyk a HAEMOPHILIAC would/ a kill joy..so if the c.un*t claim's hes fashionABLE......I give him injured swagg........... wen I make him DRESS his WOUNDS//



nw de fa,g's DEPRESSED/. cos I dint nid dick riding here to IMPRESS VETs// easy...check ur ECONOMICS TEXTs/ lyk CAPITAL,......... all I attracts is INTEREST// dis silly VET owes me RESPECT, so if he ain't giving me my dues YET/ he'ld be reaping where he SOWED .............. insane SEAMSTRESS// (rip where sewED)



m sure the gay!s assh!!ole is wider dan the port of a FLOPPY disK// apart frm spiting coc:k and bull STORIES, he's also a Ksslib FREAK/ tryna draw attention shouting in chatrooms saying "KSSLIB's WEAK''/.........................a di!ck-riding FANATIC feigning dat he's "so SICK"/ gay story telling ENVAGELIST/ Nas being on his profile PIC shows that he's being getting more WHITE COCKS. dan a VILLAGE HERBALIST//


he'ld die untimely...cos at 30, he still won't be HALF-PAST me/...... e rap pass me?// de dude's like ma VALENCY/ cos m de rap SYMBOL, and he lays under me// .....so I get him "screwed and nuts mechanically"/encrust him with parmenant lobotomy/ so if this fa*g claims he's into me// I'ld go deep into his ANATOMY,/ dig out his HEART, vein and ARTERIES......... send them to space ......jst to make his b.p rise ASTRONOMICALLY//




ma artilley of diction be shooting with Precision// BOXING ur EDGE lyk m seeking NETWORK CONNECTION. exposing More asses dan Dr.90210 'S operation/ leave u wandering INSANE lyk u de biblical CAIN/ den it would be obvious u wnt win KRAIN (cranium).......cos lyk a SIMPLE ACID, u lack CONCENTRATION//




A wack lyricist HE IS// a product of ABIOGENESIS cos he emergd from his Mum's FAECES// and m a PUGILIST but kickin ur "balls from the corner" like SET PIECES// wen the fly claims he goes from one "stage" to another, I cut his legs to restrain METAMORPHOSIS/
.......................................................den char his nerves so he'ld need a fireman and NEUROLOGIST/...or beta stil change character like Ben 10's OMNITRIX// .......and all I know IS, if he aint in NL, scrambling for D!ICKS den he's only concerned abt TEXTEES matter nd physical PROPERTIES.........lyk a GAY PHYSICIST//






ur burial I OFFICIATE, ur death I CELEBRATE// cos it's obvious I easily "took u out"with my "eyes closed"... BLIND DATE...!! now ur heart ACHES// cos Unlike DRAKE,..."mo'fuc.k!!as neva loved u" cos u so FAKE// I myt be a newbie, bt it's an error to UNDERRATE,// no one is infallible, bt dis dude is so perfect........ he doesn't make a MISTAKE while making MISTAKES//................................................................................and surely, he was an easy piece of CAKE// and lyk an islam JIHADIST, it's clear I killed dis nigga for GOD's SAKE !!!!!!




















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Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Cranium(m): 10:34pm On Oct 09, 2014
LAGUNNA...XO XORI...MAY HIS SOUL R.I.P
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Cranium(m): 10:32pm On Oct 09, 2014
teddybiyasi:
I get brawl tomorrow n I never pen anything chaiiiii

angels of rapbattle plsss visit me in my dreams with heavy punches that are more heavier than the ones kr0ne use against iam
......today

.......amen.....
...


lmao
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Cranium(m): 10:19pm On Oct 09, 2014
for the records please. I aint no ghost account.......
Rap Battles / Re: |««-CLASH-OF-THE-KNIGHTS*SOSIQDUDE-Vs-CRANIUM*»»| by Cranium(m): 9:09am On Oct 09, 2014
*checks in*
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Cranium(m): 9:02am On Oct 09, 2014
kr0ne:

Smh, so u no go school again abi? After saying Friday ur now changing it to Thursday. I may script today if I have the time, otherwise tomorrow. On my way to work though.
Meanwhile, Guykhena. .all those new ids must not be seen in my battle thread..all of them, even Cranium! Only regular members here, the ones that have been voting before, are allowed. Pls take note
Will get back to u if I can make it today later in the day. Got too much work on my hands now
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lol...KRONE...jst because I hyped Iamaromolaeran doesnt mean m his ghost acct nd I aint bias. but to avoid controversies, I wnt comment nd m also imploring other suspected accounts not to comment. Gudluck bro.
Rap Battles / Re: Haven Of Peace: GIYAZZ' Lounge by Cranium(m): 10:16am On Oct 08, 2014
COOL ISH
Agriculture / Re: Problem Of Agricultural Development In Nigeria by Cranium(m): 9:45am On Oct 08, 2014
FIGHTIN FOR A LOST COURSE
Agriculture / Re: Problem Of Agricultural Development In Nigeria by Cranium(m): 9:18am On Oct 08, 2014
hmmm
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Cranium(m): 11:29pm On Oct 07, 2014
AIIT...where LAGUNNA AT??
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Cranium(m): 9:46pm On Oct 07, 2014
I.see u YOUNG DA NAVAL....sosique has accepted a battle deadline for thursday....pls create a THREAD
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Cranium(m): 7:11pm On Oct 07, 2014
COOGAR...please set up a battle between me and SOSIQUEDUDE...10 bars nd deadline on thursday....we've both agreed on it....ure a VET...aint no one stoppin u frm kickn a battle
Rap Battles / Re: NL Rap Battles chatroom by Cranium(m): 6:57pm On Oct 07, 2014
let'x not make anger nd prejudice influence our comments......IAMAROMO is one of the best new TEXTCEES hands down......m just saying
Rap Battles / Re: Total Slaughter 4: Iamaromolaeran Vs Clasiksam by Cranium(m): 6:49am On Oct 07, 2014
This was any easy win!


MVGT-AROMO

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