₦airaland Forum

aberyomi09:
LMAO, funniest post I've seen, you saw someone with a carton loaded with phones and you asking if he's gonna buy naija used phone, bro are you a learner?
Abeg no vex, no pun intended

and you can kiss my ass, he's selling load of gadget doesn't mean he can't buy a naija use for cheaper sale.... Mind your fucking bussnz and I ain't talking to you.

No pun intended.

Oga mikky, I have two propose I have a s6 I wanna change to s6 edge or s7, and I'm willing to add some cash.
Would you buy s6? Perfect condition and very neat!!

my laptop started hanging ,anytime I put on my laptop and try to run a programme it usually behave somehow, sometimes takes time to load a programme . please help

HP pavilion ,window 8.

ladymachant:
easy to read

madam, you be mumu ooo, person dey comments about how much and location, you o dey reply and you are here shouting still on sale and merry Christmas, better go dey use haam by yourself..... Mtcheeeeeeeeew

Akinz0126:
Rubbers here and there.Is these the change we voted for?

hey man, come here, you need to grow up dur, even in the Era of past presido, we all know December time is full of crises as most niggz and chick's would want an entertaining December....... Well sense is not common!!!

Hi xiadnat, I had unprotected sex with my girlfriend and I notice some white discharge like fluid, coming outta her vagina, somehow smelly, never happened to her before thou.... Please am I infected or what could be wrong with her??


Thanks for replying in advance.

godofwar666:
you want Us to Give U advice? The time U were fvcking her U didn't ask for Our advice then... It so sad you just change a teenage gal's life to something else
Better go tell her family to arrange byforce marriage

when sense land in the yard of a nuisance....bro swerve.

Hi nairalanders....
I'll try to break short my context of my story.
I am a young guy of 22 years old, I am actually dating a girl of 18 years old, I love her real deep and I believe she do loves me too, she's has a bright future and a very nice home manner(beautiful as well),I eventually got her pregnant and she's planning to do abortion which I am not in deep support, considering we both have seek some spiritual findings which makes it clear that the child(male or female) is a great and powerful child, aborting could lead to my girlfriend not able to conceive again otherwise loose her life, she's hell bent on abortion because of her school and shame from meighbours... I was actually thinking of settling her down with business (don't know the best for her).....
please help on idea of a good business I can setup for her in this states, what am I to do ? , I am really frustrated as am still hustling as well.
please help.. I am open for "criticise"

I'll like to get one, expecially the pink one..... Location is ife How much it goes for?

Thanks dear, yes you were very right about been skinny, I was dawn skinny way back then and some old classmate even doubt it's me now if they bump into me..... I think you know more about weight exercise, can you recommend beverages rich in protein and calories, that can help in my weight gain journey.... Someone actually recommend (compan milk) ...... Will appreciate a lot.

broxymall:
This is my contact boss
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Givenchy what Product boss?

have WhatsApp you..... That would be better.

Something that look like this,...... Can you do that on pre order.

Something of this such....... I will like to get such.

broxymall:
24k karat boss
m not into necklace yet boss

Okay, what's your contact details, I'll get the wrist watch..... Can you get me the givenchy on pre order

broxymall:
DIESEL DZ7306 MINI DADDY GOLD ANALOG DIAL STAINLESS STEEL BAND UNISEX WATCH

*Brand: Diesel
*Model: DZ7306
*Condition: Brand new with tags
*Dial color: gold textured dial with two timing subdials, numerals, indices
*Hands color: gold second hands, gold / white hour and minute hands
*Bezel color: gold
*Band color: gold
*Case material: stainless steel
*Band material: stainless steel
*Case width: 54 mm x 46 mm
*Case thickness: 10 mm
*Band width: 22 mm
*Water resistance: 30 meters / 100 feet

For 25k

I'll want to order for this but first...

Is this a pure gold watch?
How many karat gold value?
And do you sell mens neck wear(pure gold, or silver and gold).. 18 or 24 karat , probably.. Givenchy. Or any Reply asap Bro.

hi nlanders, I am trying to gain body mass and weight by lifting weight and I can see the muscle and body mass getting bigger,....

1) the more I hit the gym, stretch mark keep getting wide in between my shoulder and the underarm line.
2) my chest is getting bigger and my lower body(waist,thigh and leg) lag behind. ,Not bigger accordingly

now my problem is....

..... how to limit the appearance of stretch mark
...... how to get a rhymed lower body with my upper body.


thanks friend.

Hi here, please i dont know how to download, godfire, mortal konbat C generally game in this category (HD) , and the likes on my infinix hot note...... Help friends!!!

karma!!!

please, I need a natural product that can give me a 1 to 2 shades lighter without causing me a later future skin problem.... (only my face)
buttergrey
greenfield

not cream you could find in Nigeria anyway, shipping just a mere cream ain't in my idea.

prettyboi1989:
Concerning the 4th point, op is just being paranoid lyk really. so u expect ur girl's phone to be ringing every second while u both are on a date? den if she sees the call and cuts the call or doesnt answer the call, u'll conclude dat its a guy dats calling her and she doesnt want u to listen in on their conversation. u cud also complain that shez answering so many calls on ur date instead of it being a quiet time for both of u. Nigerians can like to complain n judge. now she off fone for date op dey complain say she no dey loyal, are u kidding me?

guy guy!!, you need a knock??,,

rattlesnake:
i suspect the ooni of ife oooooo

i COMMAND THIS BOY TO RETURN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN JESUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS NAME

THUNDER FIRE ANY RITUALIST THEY WILL BURN AND NOT SEE YOU IN JESUS NAME

thiss is what happen, when you smoke too much weed....... how is ife and oyo the same??

INTROVERT:
mulitasking

your english teacher died at early stage of life?

many new monikers, people still do punting.... God deyy

Rapmoney:
Different folks with different lifestyle! It's only in uncivillized country like Nigeria that the police would beat a citizen because of mere tattoo on his body!!! Na police get the man skin? Abi who draw tattoo for body must be criminal?

Oga sneh calm down sneh.....
man was teargassed .... maybe you emit this in the post... read before posting jeree

Freemanan:

I DON LAUGH DIE OOOO

FALLS OFF ETISALAT MAST...


ROTFL WITH ALL MY INJURIES...

this is not funny until I see ya monicker... "ftc madness"

INTROVERT:
Tewmuch

at last you were put to rest at last....

B

hensben:
Now i believe illuminati(anti-christ) is real. The ogas at the top are the ones giving Obama orders, after all, they brought him into power.

Well, more gayism, less husband/wife ish n more client for yahoo guys.

guy, 10 bucks for you.... gayism, another hustling road, for em hustlers.

feels so good... first time in a first page... nevertheless I will like to join..from osun

timilehing:
It's Pele Stop writing it in Igbo. There's no "Kp" in Yoruba Alphabets

Mr yorubwaa, what is the "G" behind your name looking for??,Na ekpelee you dey correct.

Tbillz:
I am not an orator but can i correct my interviewer if he/she commit grammatical blunder?

so you want to correct Grammer?? and you fail to make a correct sentences, , bobo.. you don high.
#mumu