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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 7:52am On Mar 11, 2018
BushWickBill:
Funny enough I wasn't even thinking about him.
It's mostly older folk.
El...... lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 7:30pm On Mar 10, 2018
GGMU

LiteratureRe: Sleep Paralysis (A Really Short Horror Story) by crazypencils20(op): 9:27am On Mar 09, 2018
KinzyeWriter:
Search deeply and you'll later realised it is spiritual...


I once had one like that which after I got freed from it got my legs shaking and when tried walking, I fell again... This is no where just a sleep, this is pure oppression.
And what has happened to you as a result of the oppression? Downturn in fortune? Bad luck?

Imo your legs were shaking because you were scared, you fell because you tried to walk while your legs were shaking, not because of demonic oppression.
LiteratureRe: Sleep Paralysis (A Really Short Horror Story) by crazypencils20(op): 9:21am On Mar 09, 2018
KinzyeWriter:
I was sleeping outside one day, I woke up in the midnight to go inside, unconsciously I saw something in white that went towards the sitting room door direction, I thought it was my friend, I stood up and went inside our room which direction is different from sitting room, only to find my friend inside, I was asking him, is he not the one that went to the sitting room, he said no, so when I finally got back to my normal self, and I realized if someone truly enters the sitting room, I should have heard the door making a sound like it always does...

Still confused till now.
You moved, obviously not sleep paralysis.
LiteratureRe: Sleep Paralysis (A Really Short Horror Story) by crazypencils20(op): 6:36pm On Mar 08, 2018
KinzyeWriter:
Sleep paralysis is spiritual
How do you know? What causes it, what are its spiritual effects?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 6:17pm On Mar 08, 2018
larride:
Since we have all agreed that Mou is a useless manager and past it, please no wailing anymore till Mou is sacked.

Thank you.
Some people just like to wail. The amala that they've finished turning today, they will still come and turn tomorrow and the day after. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 5:03am On Mar 06, 2018
Mourinho when asked about substituting Tony V: "Valencia did not train for a whole week so he does not have the same energy and intensity as the others."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 11:25pm On Mar 05, 2018
wE WiLL paRtY oN tHIs ThReAd TonIGHT

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 9:08pm On Feb 21, 2018
chrisley024:
Well Herrera is out. Probably, not fit
Well Pogba is in, probably fit.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 8:53pm On Feb 21, 2018
chrisley024:
Is Shaw actually miles ahead of Young huh Dude played against H'dfield and his side was as open as...
Well that's for another day, let's watch the game.
If they're both bad, I'd rather have Shaw as the lesser of two evils but let's save this discussion for later. Enjoy the game.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 8:38pm On Feb 21, 2018
chrisley024:
I wouldn't put any blame on Jose for the defence but on our injury prone defenders. Btw, Bailly is just back and we don't know how fit he is.
Herrera just returned too but he's starting. You won't blame mou but he continually picks Young over Shaw despite Young not being miles ahead of Shaw.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 8:34pm On Feb 21, 2018
Lana1:
Lindelof and Smalling for back.

Minimal creativity for that midfield.

Chai! These guys better give 100% o!!
Herrera - side ways and backwards
McTominay same thing
Matic DM has no business being a creative midfielder.

Na sidown look mode I dey this night.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 8:31pm On Feb 21, 2018
Leyqute:
And even if he's available do you think Pochettino will deliver immediately he joins Utd under this kinda pressure? Ori bibe ko l'ogun ori fifo- decapitation isn't the solution to a nagging headache.
Pogba and Martial were untouchable throughout January, Mourinho gets Sanchez and decides to turn the team upside down. Shaw with some consistence in the starting XI would offer 3x whatever Young offers, Herrera just returning from injury starts but Jose plays Smalling, whose first instinct when he gets the ball is to brainfart over Bailly. Mou stubbornly plays 4231 with pogba in and now plays 433 when pogba's benched.
Even if we win tonight, the end will not justify the means cos Barcelona or bayern will beat this lineup anyhow.
At least I trust Pochettino not to try fitting square pegs in glaring round holes.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 8:09pm On Feb 21, 2018
Mourinho is not healthy for the long term future of this club tbh, imagine if Shaw, Martial and Pogba start angling for moves away from United because Jose is either bent on playing the wrong formation or wrong personnel.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if I had to choose between pogba/martial and Mourinho, welcome to Manchester United Mauricio Pochettino.

Scrappy 2-1 win
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 4:10pm On Feb 20, 2018
jamescross:
like united have not been outclassed outmatched confidently by lower side teams

Dont speak like united have more repute on the field of play than the smaller teams they have faced this year.

ofcourse you must understand what true display of foolishness is, when watching your team will teach one alot about that.
Trash undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 10:47am On Feb 20, 2018
jamescross:
Atleast man city lost like a big club playing football. Some shameless fans will be comforting themselves about other peoples 'demise' like devils while deceiving themselves when will all their star players they cant play attacking football and are not even the best defensive team in England.

You guys can't get lower than yourselves, trolling a club even before they have played without Shame of where you come from. masking the shameful displays on the pitch with meme against other teams and you call yourself a big club disgust.
grin grin grin stop displaying your foolishness here abeg, so "playing football" is a tenable reason for Fraudiola and his minions' loss vs a league one side?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 12:14am On Feb 20, 2018
Guardiola : "Congratulation to Wigan for qualification, they had only one shot on target."

You can use the salt there to cook jollof rice for 45 people. Salty af grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 4:50pm On Feb 13, 2018
Cruxifizio:
This is the definition of being an hypocrite!! Nothing more gee....

You clowns have been on hazard case for years with your below average players and everytime he keeps bytchslapping every scummycvnt you have chosen to join him with.......the latest from the gutter of scummyland is the brainless lingarddinho.....

If hazard waited to score against the worse teams in the league....what happened to Sanchez,lingarddinho, martial the French Henry and co. against Newcastle? Why couldn't they score a single goal against Newcastle or is Newcastle now manCity?

When next you come here to chat shyttee....take a long look into the mirror and ask yourself why you have chosen to be an hypocrite...

Bye!!
I like how you respect Lingard by calling him Lingardinho even though you're dragging him cheesy shows that you're well trained.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 12:53pm On Feb 13, 2018
How can you be dragging "world class" Hazard with Lingard and Zaha? lipsrsealed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 9:38am On Feb 13, 2018
Ephaig:
Season started August last year, took Hidden until February this year to get to Lingardinho's level. I dey shame for the guy sef
Hidden for a reason tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 9:02am On Feb 13, 2018
Cruxifizio:
Xkis me sir.....

Hazard 11 pl goals

Lingarddinho again??
Hazard has finally reached Lingard's level Sha undecided


grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 3:16pm On Feb 12, 2018
afrodoc2:
All i can say is that shares of PLCs fluctuate up and down but a brain fracture like the one suffered by Morata is a terminal illness.

Conte was able to solve his own problems with a hair transplant but sadly for Mr First Touch brain transplant is not possible.
This one weak me

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 3:41pm On Feb 11, 2018
Martial is on the RW. undecided
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 2:45pm On Feb 11, 2018
I don't want to see Martial on the right. Could have sworn Shaw was going to start
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 8:51pm On Feb 10, 2018
One idiot has entered this thread to start displaying his foolishness smh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 8:49pm On Feb 10, 2018
jamescross:
I dislike united as much as i dislike barca. cheesy ama city fan
So what are you doing here?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 7:13pm On Feb 10, 2018
jamescross:
for those of you wanting city to fall, cheesy dream on!
Aren't you the new guy that just entered the thread today, are you a city fan or a United fan?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20:
elampiro:
Lana1 is talking about forward dribbling which we know on a good day, Martial is one of the best in the world. Get the ball within 3-6 seconds you cancel one or two defenders to score (or try to score). Lingard has been trying that too. Thierry Henry was very consistent at that even though not as good in dribbling as Martial. However, Martial is not very consistent doing it, and most times offers nothing if the forward dribbling is not working for him.

For you to understand what I am talking about, let's start from our defence. Jones, Smalling, Rojo are 'give me the ball take it back' footballers compared to Matic, Valencia and Bailly who can at least hold the ball long even under pressure. If the team is playing nervously and looking for someone to help keep the ball, cool nerves and start a build up from the back, the ball has to be given to Valencia or Matic or Bailly.

A player once said during their time in Madrid, when they didn't know what to do with the ball, they gave it to Zidane.

There are many times we have been shaking in keeping possession and often resort to side and back passes during matches. In some of my post match analysis, I have said we need players who can at least keep the ball in the final third while bringing others into play. Players who can drive the ball forward quick covering some yards, when everywhere is blocked, they maneuver their way with the ball to another direction in the field carrying fellow forward players along while creating spaces.

What I see most times, if Rashford is not running forward with the ball, he brings virtually nothing. Without those direct dribbling+goals, Martial brings almost nothing, Mkhitaryan and Mata looking for intelligent passes. Everyone looking to quickly get the ball off their feet when what they are good at is not opening up.

To drive the point home, Hazard is not a good direct dribbler in dangerous areas like Martial, not a good scorer like Martial. But Hazard keeps the ball longer at his feet than Martial. We can say too Iniesta, Neymar keep the ball on their feet than Martial. We can mention a player like Ronaldinho.

In our Super Eagles of 1994, Amokachi was a good ball keeper at his feet despite not as talented as Siasia and Yekini.
So basically, what you're trying to say is that Martial is not a player who does much with the ball when he's not close to the opponent's box?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 4:53pm On Feb 10, 2018
elampiro:
With your gifs, it is clear we are not talking about the same thing (quality).
Can you post a gif or describe a situation of what you're talking about? Cos so far, it seems like you're the only one who knows what you're talking about
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 4:34pm On Feb 10, 2018
That Valencia cross in the third gif for Martial's header tho, wish he'd put in those crosses more often.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 3:13pm On Feb 10, 2018
ToyinDipo:
I give up

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by crazypencils20: 3:10pm On Feb 10, 2018
ToyinDipo:
Martial should stay permanently close to or in the box?
In ideal conditions yes. In less ideal conditions, make forward runs let the midfielders get the ball to you in areas where you're most dangerous.

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