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SportsRe: Turkish Club, Gulspor Sells 18 Players To Buy 10 Goats (Photos) by CrazyPros: 12:15pm On Aug 17, 2018
The players now will be like.

Somebody give me a good meme
WebmastersTo Increase Conversion, 5 Things Every Website Owner Should Know by CrazyPros(op):
There is no set and forget it method to get continuous conversion on your website. But most often, once some websites launch, web owners think it's over. Their surprise when they don't get clients after several months can be summarized by the word - Ignorance.

Here are 5 things every website owner should know about conversion.

Your Site Should Have A Soul

What's the one thing your site is known for, spend 80% of time and effort on this and spread the rest. Your core product or service should address the need of your client/customers.

Money Is Necessary

You need money for so many things, SEO, guest posting, advertisement, social influencing and research. To make money, you have to invest first.

Website Management Is A Must

If you forget your website, it rots away, so you should either be there or get someone to do the job for you. Your website visitors need answers, a live chat can address, your emails need to answered, updates has to be made and content need to be added and updated. Someone should be on your site to take care of these at least 3 times a week.

Leave Search Engine Optimization To Experts

Search engines are getting smarter, except you are fully into the game, leave this to professionals, they have tools you can't afford (Not wise to pay for it when you can hire them).

Make Your Website Design Conversion Complaint

You need to order for user experience reviews and apply the recommendations to get your website conversion complaint. Your shopping cart may be malfunctioning on mobile or certain browsers without your knowledge. It's important you at least do a user experience analysis.

Conclusion

If you need result, you have to put time and money to get your site up and running. The ROI for marketing your website online is great. So get in on this.

Source: https://crazypros.com/5-secrets-to-supercharge-your-website-conversion/
RomanceRe: How Do Broke Guys Manage Relationship? by CrazyPros: 6:26am On Aug 11, 2018
If you only have money to offer in a relationship, you are also broke.

Only when you loose your sight will you understand the ear has more use.

As a broke guy, I don't even go for date, just make it fling and be honest about everything, unfortunately and weirdly, most girls I've met want to take it up.

Just be yourself, don't take anything too serious.

Bonus Tip:

Don't have just 1 girl in your life, either 0 or >1. Thank me later.
RomanceRe: A Lady's Comment On Women's Financial Status Before Marriage by CrazyPros: 4:16pm On Aug 10, 2018
spiceadole:
My financial status depends on who I am dealing with.

To my parents and siblings, I am independent.
To the "average,typical Nigerian man",I rather act dependent.
I once picked my bill on a date.. Dude sent me an SMS saying "You insulted me today. I asked you out on a date,you ordered an expensive wine and paid for it, to show me you don't give a damn about me. ".
That was how it ended before it even started.
My friends blamed me.

My ex left me because according to him, I was too independent. I earned only 10K less than him. My salary was more regular.
I could afford to do things for myself (shop for groceries, change my hair, buy airtime, clothes, etc) without asking him for money. And that was quite "UNFEMININE"..It made him feel he was dating a fellow man. Women were not created/meant to be independent else what would they need men for?
He later got married to an OND holder who was teaching in a private nursery school.

She became a full time housewife after the marriage.
The funny thing is :On social media, he is part of those guys who abhor dependent women but encourage women to be financially stable... Meanwhile, he dumped an independent for a dependent one who needs him for everything including drinking water.
I understand your pain, but you still didn't answer my question, but by inference let me assume you mean, you will from now onward act dependent and let the guy pick the bills. May I let you know, I find nothing wrong in this arrangement, so long as the guy is cool with it.

But for me, I believe an independent lady who sticks with me means I have more to offer than money, and I believe that's what an ideal relationship should portray.

And I know there are many guys like me too, who's value are beyond their financial capability and who don't feel emasculated by independent women.
RomanceRe: A Lady's Comment On Women's Financial Status Before Marriage by CrazyPros: 2:56am On Aug 10, 2018
spiceadole:
I don't understand why this topic is still an issue.

Social media and reality are 2 different situations.

On social media, Nigerian men claim to love /prefer working class, independent women who do not have to depend on them for anything.
They say they prefer women who can pay their bills on a date.

In reality, Nigerian men prefer to marry dependent women.

Many jobless broke dependent ladies are married while the working class independent well to do, financially stable ones are single and avoided because they are seen as too "proud".
They are tagged "ashewo, olosho " and other unprintable names because the Nigerian man doesn't believe that a woman can be financially sufficient without selling her body to men.
In Nigeria, every financially successful woman must have been involved in some form of prostitution before she made it.

Even married women are seen this way, how much more a single lady??

As a lady, try taking up your bill on a date... That man will never want to have anything to do with you any more. In his mind, "what kind of lady pays her bills? If she can afford to eat without my money, then what can I offer her? "

That's the reason why some of us are advised not to show that we have money so that "men will not run away from us".
Society advises us "Do not buy a car while you are single"...

It's very easy to type and argue gibberish on social media but we all know that in reality...
If you put Miss A, probably an undergraduate or a jobless graduate or low-income salary earner
And Miss B, a working class well paid, business owner, financially stable lady...

90% of All Nigerian men would rush and go for Miss A.

A dependent woman is the Nigerian man's ideal woman. Nothing feeds a man's ego than woman who depends on him for "survival".

Such woman is easy to manipulate, use, disuse, abuse, maltreat and she won't bait an eyelid.

The smarter and more independent you are, the less attractive you are to men in reality.
Valid argument, though according to you there is still 10% that value independent women.
So will you prefer to be dependent?
RomanceRe: Caption The Rage In A Young Boy's Face As He Watches Two Younger Children Kiss by CrazyPros: 8:56pm On Aug 09, 2018
Thou shalt not teach what thou can't unteach.

Where are the adults.
RomanceRe: My Fiancee Thinks It Is Odd For Her To Eat Humble Pie by CrazyPros: 11:17am On Aug 05, 2018
2buffagain:
Bitch-made men everywhere...
Hard truth, but will they listen?
Nunu worshipers everywhere, he should wait untill he sees the bus conductor she answers sir! and apologizes to for calling a minute late.

Once you loose your edge with a girl, you ain't getting it back. She done see am finish.

Imagine, apologizing for her fault. SMH.

OP Download and read - The Manipulated Man - Written by a woman. I don't want you doing something crazy to yourself when she finally dumps you after getting what she wants.
WebmastersRe: Free Website Review Service - I Analyze And Recommend Improvement by CrazyPros(op): 7:51am On Aug 02, 2018
ashiraf:
My blog here https://ugaland.xyz
Gone through your site, here are my recommendations.
1. That pop up ad is not helping your site. It hijacks clicks and just closes your site. Remove it.
2. Increase the number of words in your homepage excerpts
3. Get a professional to redo your logo, with all the words in it. This will give your blog a more appealing professional look.
4. At least I noticed two categories of post, health and love, why not create a sticky top navigation with these categories.
5. Get the size of your post width on pc and model your featured image to fit.

That's it for now, if you need detailed information or help implementing it, then contact me privately.
WebmastersFree Website Review Service - I Analyze And Recommend Improvement by CrazyPros(op): 11:26am On Aug 01, 2018
Want to know why your site isn't performing optimally? Why you have high bounce rate? or no conversion?
Am here to help.

So comment your website address here and I will analyze your site and recommend 5 areas you need to work on to improve your site performance.

I've been designing websites for the past 7 years, I know just like a mechanic, what may be ailing your website just by going through it.

So let's get started.

Do let me know if you want the review private, in that case you have to contact me through whatsapp on 07035002495.

Areas to cover include but not limited to:
SEO
User interface
Navigation
Back to Top button
Shopping cart
Advert Placement and Monitization
Backlink
Text Optimization
Core Idea
Niche
Color combination
Confusing content
Annoying content etc.
RomanceRe: Dear Fellow Ladies, Men Owe Us NOTHING Financially! by CrazyPros: 9:53pm On Jul 30, 2018
Na now you dey wake up? We've been drumming this since. How can half of a population depend on another half for survival. They are dragging humanity backwards.

Very soon, the institution of marriage will be heavily questioned.

For woke men out there, read about red pill, mgtow etc.
Christianity EtcRe: Dangers Of Sleeping With A Married Woman by CrazyPros: 5:32am On Jul 28, 2018
Aside the Biblical teachings which may not be practically verifiable, (I know men who ONLY sleep with married women, yet they appear blessed grin) is there any verifiable side effect of doing so?

Secondly is there any difference in the consequence of single girls sleeping with married men and single guys sleeping with married women?

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