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AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 5:57am On Jul 19, 2013
online now, keep the requests coming
Car TalkRe: Spark Plugs Issues. by cretin: 9:43am On Jul 15, 2013
really really amazing...............these mechanics are really killing people slowly.....thats why i do my oil and plugs myself...its just when i did brake work or shock work which comes up about once in 2yrs that i know mechanics exist.
the trick is to buy a clean car.........that way you wudnt hv any major biz with mechanics
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 9:41am On Jul 15, 2013
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AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 1:29pm On Jul 14, 2013
kunmi5: Pls check this VIN 2HKYF18453H610627

Thanks
below is ur draft report. send token fee and you will get the full report my email is vinchecks2000@yahoo dot com

Get the AutoCheck® Report for this 2003 Honda Pilot EX
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VIN: 2HKYF18453H610627
Year: 2003
Make: Honda
Model: Pilot EX
Style / Body: SUV 4D
Engine: 3.5L V6 MPI
Country of Assembly: Canada
Car TalkRe: Spark Plugs Issues. by cretin: 3:31pm On Jul 13, 2013
blaccky: nairalanders, can somebody pleas help me out? i had an opel omega wagon old model when i start d engine it vibrate until i acelerate a litle bit before d slow run can balance. i hv changed d plugs several time but d problem persist. besides i hv servic d injector, change fuel pump but d thing do repeat itself. can any guru advic on what to do because it consumed my fuels
dirty throttle body and idle air control valves are the usual culprit..do get them clean...dont use petrol!!!,
use throttle body cleaner........
Car TalkRe: Any Danger In Constantly Removing Your Car Battery? by cretin: 12:54pm On Jul 13, 2013
[quote author=Buhari-1]Sienna, only one percent of Nigerian car owners have a jump lead in the boot.[/quote]Sienna, only one percent of Nigerian car owners have a jump lead in the boot.[/quote]life is all about choices...if the rest 99% of nigerians choose not to have jumper cables in their car...its their choice...they choose to manually lift batteries whenever the need arises.......

" poster that said that his jumper didnt work.
2 causes exist

1. the amperage rating of the jumper is inadequate = u bought cheap/fake jumper
2. the battery you were trying to jump was so flat that the surpporting battery could help
3. the surpporting battery isnt too good either
4. you didnt follow the right procedure in hooking up the jumper.
its not negative to negative, positive to positive
its negative to ground, positive to positive...and dont let the 2 cars touch themselves!!!
5. its adviced to keep the engine of the good car/battery running b4 you attempt to crank the bad car/battery

caution: crosscheck the terminals b4 hooking up...as a wrong hook up would wreck both either cars electronics..brainbox , wiring harness , fuses etc
Car TalkRe: Seat Belts Do Not Stop All Deaths In A Car Accident by cretin: 12:46pm On Jul 13, 2013
the problem with over speeding is not the speed.......its what happpens when you stop suddenly!!!!.

humans as a specie are not designed to withstand sudden stops...

imagine you are travelling at 120mph...and u are forced to stop suddenly [accident/running into an obstacle],

hope we all hv a basic knowledge of physics and newtons law of motion ''Every object in a state of uniform motion tends to remain in that state of motion unless an external force is applied to it''

ur brain and internal organs..liver/kidney will still continue moving at that 100mph for a sec secs until it slams against ur cranium, in the case of your skull....and this could squash ur brain and cause some blood vessels to rupture.......and the victim dies from cranial haermorrage.
his/her corpse will be perfect externally..no injuries..no bleeding..........cause of death in naija lingo...na shock kill am!!! grin
Car TalkRe: Spark Plugs Issues. by cretin: 12:38pm On Jul 13, 2013
COPPER PLUGShuh??!!!! on a 2006 vehicle?

that is abuse, copper plugs will consume fuel, cause soot to form in ur engines etc...
peeps should be more car savvy, that way the mechanics wont be taking them for a ride...

thats y i wudnt even advice my enemy to buy a naija used car....unless he knows the previous owner and he is technically sound and not miserly
AutosRe: I Am A Custom Clearing Agent Need My Services Call Me by cretin: 5:23pm On Jul 12, 2013
pls how much to clear 2000/2001 land cruiser?

i hope its still legal to import 2000/2001 model car into naija?
Car TalkRe: My Toyota Highlander Hybrid Won't Start: "Check Hybrid System" by cretin: 4:10pm On Jul 12, 2013
1yr after!!...so how did u solve the problem?

you should post it for others to learn
PoliticsRe: GEJ Is Received In China By The Chinese Asst. Foreign Minister by cretin: 3:21pm On Jul 10, 2013
he fu,c,king deserves it
retar.ded country...........with reta,rded people
i doubt such sh,it will happen to south african president.

giant of africa- my 2 large hairy tes,ticles!!! grin
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 6:41pm On Jul 08, 2013
kunmi5: Pls help chek this VIN 4T1BE3K12U030416
You entered an invalid VIN: 4T1BE3K12U030416

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Exactly 17 characters.
For a vehicle manufactured after 1980 (1981 or later model year.)
Without the letters I, O, or Q.
Please try entering your VIN again.

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RomanceRe: Your View On Guys That Wears Skinny Jeans....... by cretin: 5:26pm On Jul 06, 2013
fu,c.king gayiiissshhhhhh.
also not classy at all..its for boys not men
class is higher than swagg
boys talk of swagg..men talk of class.

so go figure ur level..........as water dey naturally fin im level when u pour am inside cup grin
RomanceRe: Pls Rate My New Girlfriend (pix) B4 I Go Serious! by cretin: 5:18pm On Jul 06, 2013
NOT CUTE...but who knows..u might be a road side mechanic..if yes..then she is cute 4 u!
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 12:39pm On Jul 06, 2013
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AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 8:26pm On Jul 05, 2013
below is ur draft report, send token fee for full report

Get the AutoCheck® Report for this 1999 Toyota Camry LE / XLE


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VIN: JT2BG22K7X0316996
Year: 1999
Make: Toyota
Model: Camry LE / XLE
Style / Body: Sedan 4D
Engine: 2.2L I4 EFI
Country of Assembly: Japan
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 10:26am On Jul 02, 2013
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Car TalkRe: Comments/complaints/suggestions by cretin: 1:16pm On Jul 01, 2013
ok,..ur explanation is logical...what am saying is that some leeway is always given to some posts that arise as a reult of what some1 posted on the original thread....not every minor spinoff of a thread/discussion needs a new post to be created....and since this is not a 100% car forum with proper subsections....applying verbatim all the rules of a car forum isnt very apprioprate,

eg if a member posted what he did to his headlights...and another member wants to show a that headlight xzy he saw on another forum is better..................so you recommend, he opens another thread?...just to show the comparism?..the whole thing would hv lost its meaning :fencing:

i think the moderator was too stringent in applying the rules in the what i did to my car thread,.....
but anyways..u guys are the take the last decision,
thanks for even attempting to clarify ur position...some others wouldnt
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 8:54am On Jul 01, 2013
happy new wk folks...keep the requests coming
Car TalkRe: Comments/complaints/suggestions by cretin: 3:16pm On Jun 30, 2013
the thread...what did you do to your car today...
the moderators have killed the spirit of that thread as people are tied of posting...cos whats the use of posting if ur post will be hidden by the moderator?..nairaland moderators..methinks you guys need to check out other car forums and see how things are done....this incessant post hiding isnt a good idea...at all
AutosRe: I Am A Custom Clearing Agent Need My Services Call Me by cretin: 3:09pm On Jun 30, 2013
thanks!..what of 04/05 and 06/07 toyota 4runner
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 3:07pm On Jun 30, 2013
happy sunday..online now
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 4:05pm On Jun 28, 2013
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Car TalkRe: Irregular IDLING- PLS Help by cretin: 4:49pm On Jun 27, 2013
something like the one in the link below is good....some folks use carburretor cleaner, even though its not so ideal.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/BG-4073-SENSOR-CLEANER-114ml/dp/B00653Q26W/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1372348159&sr=8-3&keywords=maf+cleaner

also there is some truth in what the other poster said about checking ur timing belt/chain..see if its properly adjusted n confirm it isnt slacking
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 4:44pm On Jun 27, 2013
keep the requests coming
Car TalkRe: Irregular IDLING- PLS Help by cretin: 4:04pm On Jun 26, 2013
most likely ur idle air control valve IAC or MAF sensor is dirty locate and have them cleaned....pls dont use petrol in cleaning the MAF.
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 4:03pm On Jun 26, 2013
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AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 11:30am On Jun 26, 2013
AutoCheck Vehicle History Report
2003 Acura MDX Touring
Report Run Date: 2013-06-26 06:31:07.259 EDT
Report Summary


Class: CUV - Premium
Engine: 3.5L V6 MPI
Country of Assembly: Canada
Vehicle Age: 10 year(s)
Calculated Owners: 2
VIN: 2HNYD18973H533733
Year : 2003
Make : Acura
Model: MDX Touring
Style/Body: SUV 4D
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AccidentCheck
Reported accidents: 0

Title and ProblemCheck
Your vehicle checks out!

OdometerCheck
Your vehicle checks out!
Last Reported Odometer: 144,850

Vehicle Use and EventCheck
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AccidentCheck
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checks_out Your vehicle checks out! There have been no accidents reported to AutoCheck for this 2003 Acura MDX Touring (2HNYD18973H533733). AutoCheck receives its accident data from government sources and independent agencies, and based on the information available to us, we have found that no accidents have been reported on this vehicle. Not all accidents or damage events are reported to AutoCheck.


Title and ProblemCheck
checks_out Your vehicle checks out! AutoCheck's database for this 2003 Acura MDX Touring (2HNYD18973H533733) shows no negative titles or other problems. When reported to AutoCheck, these events can indicate serious past damage or other significant problems, and disqualifies the vehicle for AutoCheck Buyback Protection. Check the Vehicle Use and EventCheck for reported accidents that can affect vehicle safety and value.

0 Problem(s) Reported: 15 Title/Problem areas checked:
image No abandoned title record
image No damaged title or major damage incident record
image No fire damaged title record
image No grey market title record
image No hail damage title record
image No insurance loss title or probable total loss record
image No junk or scrapped title record
image No manufacturer buyback/lemon title record
image No odometer problem title record
image No rebuilt/rebuildable title record
image No salvage title or salvage auction record
image No water damaged title record
image No NHTSA crash test record
image No frame/unibody damage record
image No recycling facility record

OdometerCheck
checks_out Your vehicle checks out! AutoCheck examined the reported odometer readings reported to AutoCheck for this 2003 Acura MDX Touring (2HNYD18973H533733) and no indication of an odometer rollback or tampering was found. AutoCheck uses business rules to determine if reported odometer readings are significantly less than previously reported values. Not all reported odometer readings are used. Title and auction events also report odometer tampering or breakage.

0 Problem(s) Reported: Mileage Date Reported
image 25 07/09/2003
image 28,420 09/22/2005
image 37,087 08/04/2006
image 37,117 08/12/2006
image 37,135 10/02/2006
image 53,607 09/29/2007
image 56,329 01/31/2008
image 73,465 10/25/2008
image 91,641 12/16/2009
image 144,850 02/13/2012

Vehicle Use and EventCheck
imageInformation Reported! AutoCheck shows additional vehicle uses or events reported to AutoCheck for this 2003 Acura MDX Touring (2HNYD18973H533733). This includes reported vehicle uses such as rental or lease, and events such as whether the vehicle has been reported to have had a loan/lien or duplicate title issued. Other events show if the vehicle has a reported accident and how many calculated accidents or if it has been reported stolen or repossessed. It is recommended to have pre-owned vehicles inspected by a third party prior to purchase.

0 Event(s) Reported: 6 Vehicle uses checked:
image No fleet, rental and/or lease use record
image No taxi use record
image No police use record
image No government use record
image No livery use record
image No driver education record
2 Event(s) Reported: 9 Vehicle events checked:
image No accident record reported through accident data sources
image No corrected title record
image No duplicate title record
image Emission/safety inspection record(s)
image Loan/Lien record(s)
image No fire damage incident record
image No repossessed record
image No theft record
image No storm area registration/title record
Full History
Below are the historical events for this vehicle listed in chronological order. Any discrepancies will be in bold text.

Report Run Date: 2013-06-26 06:31:07.259 EDT

Vehicle: 2003 Acura MDX Touring (2HNYD18973H533733)

Event Date Event Location Odometer Reading Data Source Event Detail
06/11/2003 GREAT NECK, NY

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
07/09/2003 NY
25
Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE
06/13/2005 GREAT NECK, NY

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
09/22/2005 NY
28,420
State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
PASSED SAFETY INSPECTION
08/04/2006 TX
37,087
Auto Auction REPORTED AT AUTO AUCTION
08/12/2006 DALLAS, TX
37,117
State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
PASSED SAFETY INSPECTION
09/22/2006 EULESS, TX

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
10/02/2006 EULESS, TX
37,135
Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Title #:05746638980120515) (Lien Reported)
09/24/2007 EULESS, TX

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
09/29/2007 EULESS, TX
53,607
State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
PASSED SAFETY INSPECTION
01/31/2008 EULESS, TX
56,329
Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Title #:22030039468104318) (Lien Reported)
09/01/2008 EULESS, TX

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
10/25/2008 EULESS, TX
73,465
State Agency PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
PASSED SAFETY INSPECTION
08/22/2009 EULESS, TX

Independent Emission Source PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
PASSED SAFETY INSPECTION
09/01/2009 EULESS, TX

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
12/16/2009 EULESS, TX
91,641
Independent Emission Source PASSED EMISSION INSPECTION
PASSED SAFETY INSPECTION
09/01/2010 FAIRFIELD, TX

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
10/17/2011 FAIRFIELD, TX

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
02/03/2012 FAIRFIELD, TX

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
02/13/2012 FAIRFIELD, TX
144,850
Motor Vehicle Dept. TITLE (Title #:08100040940102947) (Lien Reported)
09/01/2012 FAIRFIELD, TX

Motor Vehicle Dept. REGISTRATION EVENT/RENEWAL
This Vehicle's Glossary
Below are the specific definitions for events that appear in this vehicle's report.
More information is available in the full AutoCheck glossary.

Term Section Location Definition
Emission/Safety Inspection Vehicle Use and EventCheck An approved emission testing station has inspected the vehicle to measure the amount of pollutants the vehicle emits into the environment.
Loan/Lien Vehicle Use and EventCheck A loan/lien is the legal right to take and hold or sell the vehicle of a debtor as security or payment for a debt. Normally, a vehicle will have a lien due to a loan or unpaid repair bill against the vehicle. Check with the seller to ensure that the lien has been satisfied.
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 10:29am On Jun 26, 2013
KEEP THE REQUESTS COMING
AutosRe: I Am A Custom Clearing Agent Need My Services Call Me by cretin: 9:19am On Jun 24, 2013
hello
how much to clear 08 , 06 toyota matrix, and 05 toyota camry?
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 4:53pm On Jun 23, 2013
keep the requests coming
AutosRe: Express/PAID Vin Check.RELOADED...REports mailed to you within 1HR GUARANTEED by cretin(op): 4:49pm On Jun 21, 2013
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