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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 30th September 2017 by crookes(m): 4:16pm On Sep 30, 2017

AndrewFarms:
I've got a feeling......

Me too... Cox I feel Lukaku will not score today but who knows?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 30th September 2017 by crookes(m): 4:11pm On Sep 30, 2017

AndrewFarms:
why won't he....?

the game suggest that he will not score

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 30th September 2017 by crookes(m): 3:54pm On Sep 30, 2017

aieromon:
Na Arsenal be better team abi?

Savage

[color=#990000][/color]savage

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Crystal Palace (4 - 0) On 30th September 2017 by crookes(m): 3:47pm On Sep 30, 2017

We fucking them hard... Goals will rain in this match but Lukaku will not score... Quote me after the match..

Sports › Re: Manchester United Signs Nemanja Matic From Chelsea by crookes(m): 6:41am On Aug 02, 2017

krisjovi:
and u will still say Chelsea is not the best in England.

Does Dortmund selling their players to Bayern makes Dortmund the best in Germany?

Sports › Re: Alvaro Morata In London: Striker Reveals Why He's Joining Chelsea by crookes(m): 3:06pm On Jul 20, 2017

Ayo199:
cn u gv me ur number.i would like to add you to a manutd group on whatsapp

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Travel › Re: China Constructs World's Longest Glass Walkway On A Mountain (Photos) by crookes(m): 8:29am On Jul 20, 2017

[quote author=Mayflowa post=58633458]Really, do u think they just mounted the support without calculations? They said no more than 30 people should be on it at a time. That if they put the weight at the bridge's tip as cartilever. Even as that such design could have more than 10 factor of safety. So it ain't failing bro[/quote

Do u know we have people that are three in one? So if Mr Ibu type with same weight at about 30 climb this thing u tink say e go stand? Bro forget that thing

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by crookes(m): 1:10am On Jun 15, 2017

NNAMDIII:
It depends on your area! when I'm in ikeja the network will be very fast but when i get home it'll be slow,except I use it by 3:am........do you need it sir?

mhen...... bro I get interest sha...

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by crookes(m): 5:42pm On Jun 10, 2017

You all need to be more prayerful cox it seems that them wan carry politics put for this 69RC oooo....ordinary to comot list dem no do n dem wan make us get high bp den make dem carry disqualify guys n pick the worst ones abi? me nau ehn... I pray morning to night cox this Afsb Na die ah swear. ... where my fight friend Archike? a beg any update?

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by crookes(m): 3:19am On May 30, 2017

arcike:
u are very funi young man.. hv u bin 2 d afsb b4?...
STP passing info on wat dey told u... we hv bin der and we can tell u Hw it usually is, all u hv 2 do is ask

Hmmmmmm..... PL 1 n 5 last year was disqualified last year cox of that... as for or question... NDA old site is my ground and I left there last year among the final 28 candidates left in Plateau state to face the board... so Dont come here and be forming I too know....and stop bringing ur fucking mungo park knowledge here cox things change daily... so chill bro..

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by crookes(m): 4:41pm On May 29, 2017

emmyscotch:
hw abt e c g test hard it also reduces cansidate
pls enlighten us more on it

You need serious exercise to be able to beat the ECG trap cox they only want to know or heart beat n rhythm plus heart size..

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by crookes(m): 4:39pm On May 29, 2017

warboy:
thanks a lot mehn...I tynk I'll go with the print out cus my school is charging heavily for the original result

Then collect statement of result from them...if not they will disqualify you..

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by crookes(m): 4:38pm On May 29, 2017

Tymix54:
Chat me up on this line via whatsapp 08125408665
Let's talk about something crucial b4 we meet at the AFSB

Meet me on Facebook with name Zingak Nenyitwe Cyrus.

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by crookes(m): 4:35pm On May 29, 2017

arcike:
try ur best 2 get ur original result but if its nt possible den still attend d afsb... wher it would b extremely necessary 2 hv d originals is if u make d final list and yes u hv 2 sign d guardian form in court...dat should b done by ur parents tho and nt u cos dat form means u are signing ur life away 2 d Nigeria armed forces... so in d event of death or anything dey can't b blamed or sued

He should go and get statement of result from the school he finished from and that will cover him..

Education › Re: Nigerian Defence Academy Admission Processes..........68-76RC by crookes(m): 12:57pm On May 28, 2017

Oga Werey give us our food anya, if not morale go high anya .... I am PL 24..2016/2017 NDA candidate that fought to the board but was not selected.... but you know what? I am damn happy for all selected and believe that God is the rewarder of all men..

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: EFL Cup Semi Final: Manchester United Vs Hull City (2 - 0) On 10th January 2017 by crookes(m): 12:59pm On Jan 11, 2017

bettercreature:
Reading is not a premier league team.You can't compare them to Hull city beside those goals were just tap ins

Ask Ayeigbeni how hard tap ins can be for a striker sometimes.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Atletico Madrid Vs Real Madrid (0 - 3) On 19th November 2016 by crookes(m): 2:56pm On Nov 20, 2016

Zedoo:
Penaldo....mtchwww this guy is just so lucky. Nothing special...hasnt played anything all game. Just deflection, penalty and tap-in...

just tap in you said?
you watched world cup 2010, Wey ur afonja brother missed a sitter and a just ''tap in''? Na wa ooo

Politics › Re: Buhari Often Skipped School And Was Always Flogged By Schoolmaster - John Paden by crookes(m): 5:23pm On Oct 08, 2016

BeeBeeOoh:
But, he ended up "Certificateless. My father's certificate is still intact till today, #whereisbuhariscertificate #showusbuhariscertificate

bros chop knuckle..u don summarize the hediot.[img][/img]

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Hull City Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 27th August 2016 by crookes(m): 7:56pm On Aug 27, 2016

Ghen ghen

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Fashion › Re: Mr Nairaland 2016 - Grand Finale by crookes(m): 2:42pm On Aug 06, 2016

By the power vested on me as the chief senior chairman of name checkers association; I HEREBY VOTE;

IAMKINGZLEE

cc; NlJega

Fashion › Re: Mr. NAIRALAND Contest 2016 - Semi-final by crookes(m): 1:22pm On Aug 03, 2016

By the power bestoewed upon me I hereby vote:

cutezt

iamkingsley

vizkiz

finestboi

cc:NLjega

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Career › Nda 68 Rc Final Admission List Here: by crookes(op): 9:41am On Aug 02, 2016

This is to notify u all that the final admitted list for 68RC is out on the NDA website. Www.nda.edu.ng.. Check it here.

Crime › Re: Robber Hit With His Own Charm, Slumps In Lagos (photo) by crookes(m): 11:05am On Jul 18, 2016

Food don done

Family › Re: I Suspect My Mom Is Cheating, Help Me!! by crookes(m): 6:37pm On Jul 10, 2016

I feel ur pain and pls it's better u try and let her know the bad effect it will cause her and know that if she is deep into it,she will even insult u but pls don't fret...a friend faced the same thing and my family too faced the dame thing and my mum usually denies sex or contact with them... To cut the long story short, my mother is now H.I.V positive and my dad is negative...so try and save ur family pls..

Romance › Re: Her Phone Is Always Switched Off Every Evening by crookes(m): 7:52am On Jun 09, 2016

Penisinpenisout:
Bro, you should do it if you can
Also post video clip in xvideos and link us.

[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]lols..bad guy grin

Romance › Re: Her Phone Is Always Switched Off Every Evening by crookes(m): 7:41am On Jun 09, 2016

kaziblake:
So you want to throw away a5yr relationship cos of this small problem?

[/color][color=#990000]u mean infidelity is a small problem? Kaziblake @ u are a suspect grin

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 2016 Police Service Commission Recruitment .. Apply here by crookes(m): 5:16am On Jun 07, 2016

eneakor:
Drop ur email nd u will get it.

Zingakemmanuelcyrus@yahoo.com

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Names Of Candidates Shortlisted For Nigeria Police Recruitment – 2016 by crookes(m): 10:53pm On Jun 05, 2016

Show me some love...been shortlisted for both NDA and NPF... Naija, here I come bur Wai a minute. My NDA interview is on the 18 and npf is on the 16..whish kind nonsence be that? Abeg,how many days den go take do the police screening cox I need do both..

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage To Leave Don Jazzy's Mavin Records - Naijagists.com by crookes(m): 4:02pm On May 23, 2016

funlord:

Don't you have any respect? "Your olosho of a mother is here desperately trying to swallow as much of my _sperm as she can" so that I can give her pocket money to feed you and that your "poverty stricken keke napep driving father" and you are here posting rubbish and distracting her!

Come on excuse us you useless goat!

Ooooshhhhh...... Lalasticlala @ did you just see this counter attack?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Crystal Palace Vs Manchester United: FA Cup Final (1 - 2) On 21st May 2016 by crookes(m): 5:45pm On May 21, 2016

Man u 1 crystal palace 3... Quote me at your peril... GGCP

Family › Re: Driver Having Sex With Friend's Wife Caught In Zambia (Photos) by crookes(m): 8:05am On May 12, 2016

Smartsyn:
I see..

Even though men came out from a vagina , they don't seem to resist the sight of it and its centrifugal effect. Explain and state why. 100mks

Cox there is no place like home.. grin

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