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Career › Re: 2016 NDA List Of Successful Candidates For AFSB Interview by crookes(m): 3:20pm On May 11, 2016

Congrats to mua coz am on course to join the army... Did I tell u I made the 50 man list? Yeah I just did... cool

Jokes Etc › Re: Have You Been Fooled On April 1st? by crookes(m): 2:39pm On Apr 01, 2016

okonja:
It's my birth month,

well-done and happy birthday fool.

Education › Re: “JAMB Used Wrong Software For 2016” by crookes(m): 11:07am On Mar 25, 2016

There are truly miracle centres, where i wrote mine, some students who are well to do gave money before our very eyes and teachers from each subjects did their exams for them while the students that paid are given another Laptop to play zuma or PES with.. So it's not false of saying there are miracle centres...

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Education › Re: JAMB: Understanding Ojerinde's Innovative Leadership by crookes(m): 4:00pm On Mar 21, 2016

Wakes up,Yawns, cleans eyes with back of my hands and spread mat to read comments cox av gat no time to read this jamb story volume two.... O.p next time u dey write to Nigerians abeg summarise am cox we no like long grammar... Quote me at your peril...

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Education › Re: Jamb Registrar Dibu Ojerinde Speaks About Jamb 2016 by crookes(m): 5:08pm On Mar 19, 2016

Very painful to prepare myself for this cbt exams to the extent of giving my two sweet babes red card and taking a sabbatical from puna, only to be given 216 by Dibu and his cohorts.... Hmmmmmmmm... Bring back my 300 and above before ah send thunder go wox u slap for there... Iranu jamb

Career › Re: Nda Registration Procedure by crookes(op): 11:08am On Mar 14, 2016

Anybody to help me?

Politics › Re: Crises In Jos, Police Station Burnt - Photos by crookes(m): 11:03am On Mar 14, 2016

shegsrules:
The thunder wey go fire you still the do press up. Why say crisis, spreading fake info to make front page. The police station went down from d foundation

thanks bro, i am truly shocked cox i live in rukuba.. Really thunder wey go slap this O.p don dey do press up... Why spread fake and falsified news or stories?

Politics › Re: Crises In Jos, Police Station Burnt - Photos by crookes(m): 11:00am On Mar 14, 2016

EastGold:
Jos and crisis are two inseparable twin, I remember how bad I felt when I was posted to bukuru jos during my nysc days

shut up if u don't know anything about Jos. undecided

Christianity Etc › Re: What Is The Difference Praying For Your Enemy To Die In Church Or Shrine? by crookes(m): 6:04pm On Mar 13, 2016

A'a this na simple question na cox Praying for the death of your enemies in church is a HOLY one while Praying for your enemy to die is A SINFUL ONE na... Abi u wetin u dey tink of before?

Christianity Etc › Re: Apostle Johnson Suleiman Warns El-Rufai by crookes(m): 6:00pm On Mar 13, 2016

olokeded:
[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/johnson-suleiman-jpg.74302/[/img]
Apostle Johnson Suleiman, the president of Omega Fire Ministries, who predicted the death of the minister of state for labour, James Ocholi, issued a warning to the Kaduna state government.

The Prophet announced the warning via Twitter.

See tweets below:

[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/k-w-png.74303/[/img]
[img]http://www.nigerianbulletin.com/attachments/k-w2-png.74304/[/img]

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/03/prophet-who-predicted-ocholis-death.html

ghen ghen...

Career › Nda Registration Procedure by crookes(op): 5:45pm On Mar 13, 2016

[color=#000099][/color][b][/b] NDA ! NDA !! NDA!!! PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP ON NDA 2016 REGISTRATION.

I registered for nda but i couldn't put in my jamb number and registration number... I don't know if i can be allowed to to do that... I got 220 as my jamb score.. Very urgent.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs West Ham: FA Cup (1 - 1) ON 13th March 2016 by crookes(m): 5:31pm On Mar 13, 2016

aieromon:
Reporting for duty.....

Lord,please don't let me fall by the wayside like my enemies

aieromon:
Reporting for duty.....

Lord,please don't let me fall by the wayside like my enemies

lols

Romance › Re: Man Disrupts Girlfriend's Class In UNIJOS To Propose To Her (photos) by crookes(m): 10:58pm On Aug 26, 2015

oathman:
shmmn.... o ga oo.... i'm waiting for someone dat ll propose insyd fire.............

Agriculture › Re: Snail Farming Vs Grasscutter: Which One Is More Profitable? by crookes(m): 11:49am On Aug 26, 2015

nice meat but i dont eat snails...puking tinx

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