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Business › Need A Service In Lagos by Crookesmore(op): 10:25am On Oct 01, 2020

I would like to know the price and contacts of sellers of some items in Lagos. If anyone can help, kindly send me pm or comment.

Also, we can discuss the service charge. Thanks.

Travel › Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Crookesmore: 8:59pm On Aug 31, 2020

ThatEdoFemme:
I posted exam expérience under my 2nd monier @asusaddict. Go back a few paes to read.
No drag and drop. Jut click to select.
Not MS word. A bit like bon patron.

I have read your post but you didnt sayanything about whether you had headphones or not for the CO

Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Crookesmore: 9:56pm On Aug 30, 2020

Skymoore1004:
lol, what a clown. Phd really? Anyway it’s your “Bar”... Goodluck though.

All these ppl sha. 9ja too much sabi dy kill us.

Thanks for your last sentence.. grin

Mr clown

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Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Crookesmore: 7:17pm On Aug 30, 2020

mattfeuter:
BAR-man , I hail thee

Are you sure you’ve been to the UK?

Oshe omo. 100% yes sir. I dont need to proof anything to anyone. This is my own personal experience

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Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Crookesmore: 7:16pm On Aug 30, 2020*

DMainMan:
I can see you want to self-sponsor for PhD. I wont advise it as you dont have enough money. Even if you have, I wont advise it as it appears that you dont even have interest in PhD. You just want to leave naija. Seek for PhD scholarship instead. You must have interest for PhD research to be successful.

Also, your main aim of doing PhD is to leave Nigeria when there are many other ways you can leave naija cost effective. With that allotted money, you can secure Canada or Australia permanent residence if you follow the guidance so dont waste money. Also, instead of doing PhD, you can do another Masters since you dont have money for PhD and obtain PSW then follow through.

Good luck.

Thank you for your contribution.

Have you checked how canada dy do us these days.

Australia is another story but i have my plans.

Also, concerning the second masters, I am not quite sure of this "progression rule" ish. So i would prefer to just go for a phd to show progression.

Thank you once again.

Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Crookesmore: 7:14pm On Aug 30, 2020

mattfeuter:
Maybe its the Sheffield Hallam in katsina state.

The guy is clearly not ready!

Ehehheheh

me no dy vex, na me get my BAR, Nobody send me go uni

Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Crookesmore: 7:12pm On Aug 30, 2020*

LaaJiblik:
I know they will soon come after me, but this is RIDICULOUS!!

You were in SHU for at least 1 FULL year.
You were there as an Adult, for a MASTERS.
You come to a forum of PROSPECTIVE applicants, most of who have not stepped out of NAIJA on a tier-4 visa before, asking for a list of schools?? Are you for real??

I can answer your question on how to get PhD admissions in the UK. But this your current question is outrightly ridiculous.

Bro/sis chill. I have been on laptop all day. Its not bad asking for infos.

I have searched up to 30 unis. And applied to 3. I may have missed something out

Chief i forgot, i don apply to teeside as well.

Please if you have any other unis that tends towards my request dont hesitate to post sir/ma grin

Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Crookesmore: 7:09pm On Aug 30, 2020

donmanuel1:
Please for those living in UK, these questions are for you guys...
In all sincerity is it advisable to migrate to UK?.
Is it easy to get a job after schooling?

Your last question is a very WRONG question to ask..lol. I have friends who have not gotten jobs in 9ja for 8years after BSC, so why would you think it will be easy to get a job in another man's land

From my own experience, it depends on the type of person you are and the type of family you come from.

Note: Anything I write here do not concern kids from rich families and "politician kids"

100% it is advisable to migrate to UK but no go dy do pass yourself grin

I had my masters in sheffield hallam , paid half fees before resumption and i was able to work and pay my balance as well. Not by 20hours jobs of course, there are other side jobs you can do and get paid in cash "IF YOU ARE A SHARP GUY"

Points to note, not in any order.

*At least 5-6 out of 10 Nigerian students in UK do CARE/SUPPORT JOBS.

*For me, I did neither of these as i do not like these type of jobs. I started as a warehouse operative at asos, later moved to amazon. Did this for 3months after which as a sharp guy grin

i tire for these jobs. I checked around and started looking for other less stressful jobs. I worked at a bar as a glass collector..ohhh. i missed that bar, worked as an office cleaner, after which i applied for a cover supervisor job + teaching.

So basically, you need to be an hustler if you are not from a rich background. I had a friend who did not apply for a NI number throughout her 4years underg study in UK (all fingers are not equal)

*People have migrated from Nigeria without schooling in UK but the chances are higher for people in the health sector.

*If you entering the uk via study route and your intention is to migrate... i have friends that packed their bags and left immediately after their exam but we hustlers still worked pur 4 months o. Chinese ppl no even dy see break for eyes.

My advice, get married grin

Start a masters course..2years
With the proposed 2years post study you get **4years
If possible after that, do your phd 4years.. post study 2-3years
**6years

10years...yeeeeeee!!!!!!

Your spouse can also switch to masters + phd.

*******All these no be by mouth, requires hardwork and dedication. Na hustling and ppl are doing it day in and out in UK. I know many ppl. But like they do say, 9ja ppl no dy talk, dm sabi keep info...lol

"If" all these works out huh

?research on the answer

Have a kid so he/she can be 8years by then....

No be everything dm dy use mouth talk. When you land, check for infos, dont just start taking pics and do notice me + pepper dm on IG and FB

Note: leave my english as e be, i am here to enjoy myself

***For me any English speaking country apart from naija

ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!!!

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Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Crookesmore: 6:38pm On Aug 30, 2020

Hello guys

Pls can anyone give me universities in cities with "large population" that have cheap fees of around £10k - £12k

*****London out pls

Had my masters from sheffield hallam

I am applying for a phd and i really need to apply to a lot of schools. Already applied to sunderland uni, BCU, LHU because i wan leave this our 9ja..e don tire me.

Note: I am self sponsored and i may not be able to pay £18-£20k pounds for 4years grin

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Travel › Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Crookesmore: 5:21pm On Aug 29, 2020

ThatEdoFemme:
It was QWERT . There will be a virtual keyboard you can open on the screen thats azert. Just use Normal laptop
And bonpatron.com

Hello,

Pls for the CO, was there a headphone or was the recording played on loudspeaker? Was there any part that involves dragging the pictures for the part 1 or it was just to click?

For EE, was the platform a normal microsoft word? I tried the accents with microsoft word, want to know if the same method works with for the exam. Were you able to write your addresses on both side of the page for your letter or you wrote it all on one side?

Also whats the exam order? Was it CO, CE, EE?

Pls any other thing to expect for the e-TEF?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Crookesmore: 5:43am On Aug 22, 2020

The writer must be a Chelsea fan.

Travel › Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Crookesmore: 5:00pm On Aug 09, 2020

Mamaroon:
I hear AF Lagos and Ibadan are having exams in Sept. Call them and check. Details in link below

https://www.nairaland.com/4672912/all-tef-candidates-canada-immigration/81#86382618

Thank you very much.

Travel › Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Crookesmore: 10:09am On Aug 08, 2020

Hello,

Please do anyone have any updates about TEF examination in Benin Republic or Togo or Ghana... I am planning to go for the examination ousite Nigeria since it seems Nigeria centres are not opening soon.

Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Crookesmore: 8:11pm On Jul 23, 2020

Blackbishop:
Boss it depends on the location? But mostly when tranny oil is leaking the tranny oil pump is the culprit

But I will be at Ibadan on Saturday I can come over to run diagnosis

Ok. I will chat you up.

The trans oil is leaking under the vehicle, in drops, usually overnight.

Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Crookesmore: 7:30pm On Jul 23, 2020

Blackbishop:
It depends on what you need sir

Wiring
Panel
Upholstery

The gear oil is leaking, i took it to a mechanic and he did it but still leaking.

Also the check light is on.

It's just over six months I bought it as tokunbo. All has been good except this oil leakage.

Car Talk › Re: Mechanic Roundtable by Crookesmore: 6:56pm On Jul 23, 2020

Can you recommend any mechanic in Ibadan for corolla 2011?

Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Crookesmore: 8:48am On Jul 13, 2020*

justwise:
Are you currently in the UK?

No Sir, In Nigeria at the moment.

Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 4 by Crookesmore: 6:33am On Jul 13, 2020

justwise:
Each time i see a question like this my mind goes to...do you actually have money to study in the UK?

Hmmm.. This is deep

Sir, i want to ask about the chances of getting a study visa for a second masters in UK.

My wife and I already have masters in UK. But I am thinking of taking the 2years post study visa opportunity.

Car Talk › Re: Maintenance Tips On Cars. by Crookesmore: 3:41pm On Jun 28, 2020

Pls i am having an issue with my corolla 11

The engine oil is leaking everytime, not much but it happens everyday. I took it to a service centre and I was told I have to change the oil filter.. note, it was serviced less than a month ago.

The filter was changed and the engine oil changed again. But today it leaked again overnight, few drops too.

Anyone can advise on what to do?

I bought this car told 4months ago. All was okay but this has been happening since the first time i serviced it.

Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by Crookesmore: 6:42pm On Jun 25, 2020

Lajiniran:
I don't speak Queen's English. But report writing won't be a problem at all.

You know how it is here, I don't have work experience in area of study. 1 year as admin officer at a University, 1 year as admin officer at an IT company and 5 Years at a paramilitary organization.

I don't get the message at the bolded part. Kindly explain

My forecasted CRS score is 470 alone, if my wife applies to doing wes,ielts etc, we will get to 650.

But we are considering studying in a college for her cos she has science background, to study practical Nursing diploma even though she has Bsc Biochemistry (Science Lab Tech option). We assume, this will help her get good job easily and ultimately have a career in Health sector.

So, the Study visa, after months of study, she will apply for open work permit for me to come over, then I can bring our 3 kids along. I don't know if that plan makes any sense, but as expert you may understand.

But my fear like I said is my field getting jobs, I don't want to be at the mercy of a working woman in a no mans land.

Thanks

650 CRS score... How did you get that? Your last paragraph, your mentality is "wack" angry

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Romance › Re: Meet Benita,the 16 Year Old Influencer Gaining Popularity For Her Stunning Shape by Crookesmore: 6:02am On Jun 21, 2020

Is this not a sex object lipsrsealed

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Travel › Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Crookesmore: 7:35pm On Jun 12, 2020

ayandee:
I have replied

Thank you.

Travel › Re: All TEF Candidates For Canada Immigration, Let's Meet Here! by Crookesmore: 6:50pm On Jun 12, 2020

ayandee:
I wasn't allowed to even take notes. I had only the question paper

Congrats on your TEF result.please I sent you a pm. I need your help

Romance › Re: I Have A Boyfriend But I'm Falling In Love With Someone Else. by Crookesmore: 6:04am On Jun 09, 2020

Dm go f**k this one tire o. You are banking on Texts and Words.

Phones › Samsung S20 VS Iphone 11 by Crookesmore(op): 5:05pm On Jun 05, 2020

I want to get either of this phone soon, which is the best

I really need opinions

Note : My current phone is Samsung S7 edge, been using 2016.

Career › Re: Which Income Level Do You Belong? by Crookesmore: 9:07pm On May 17, 2020

FFucking upper class

Adverts › Re: Withdrawal Service For Your Limited PayPal Account by Crookesmore: 8:46am On May 08, 2020

Had a deal with Joseph

Very accurate, fast and responsive

Thanks brother.

Webmasters › Need A Good Web Developer For A Simple Website by Crookesmore(op): 8:56am On May 07, 2020

I need a website up and running.

Very simple website that will integrate bitcoin, payoneer and paypal payments. Thanks

Computers › Re: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by Crookesmore: 7:14pm On Apr 13, 2020

udemzyudex:
Call this number 0805575 3116, is office is at challenge,tell him from engr udeme from Lagos.

Alright sir. Thank you.

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Computers › Re: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by Crookesmore: 7:06pm On Apr 13, 2020

udemzyudex:
HP doesn't have up to 8 blinking code ,only 6 unless it is continuous blinking which stands for insufficient power.

I'll advise you take to another engr,it is probably a motherboard issue.
Major market in Lagos are on Lock down now but if you're not in Lagos,post your base let me see if I have someone there is can recommend.

I meant, 5 slow blinks and 3 fast blinks immediately after the 5 slow blinks.

I am based in Ibadan.

Thank you.

Computers › Re: Post Your Laptop Problems Here And Get Solution To Fix It Yourself by Crookesmore: 6:16pm On Apr 13, 2020

Hello
Pls kindly HELP
My HP Pavilion - 14-bf054sa is not coming up.

The caplocks light blink 5times slowly and 3times fast, making 8 blinks

I took it to a computer engineer, he worked on it for a day but no result. Seems he is clueless about it. Can anyone help?

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