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Romance / Re: Share Ur Experience Of Students Caught Romancing During Night Class On Campus by Crystasluvee(m): 7:10pm On Mar 01, 2020
The experience I won't let go of was one I experienced while visiting afriend at his lodge. He stays close to school. We were in year three then for LASU. We didn't have school hostel so everyone had to get a crib off campus. The place ma guy stays had all the basic infrastructure that could make any bannie throway cap.
Although the rooms are majorly self cons, with had both male-female, female-female and male-male sharing rooms to save money. The incident happened when I went visiting on one sunny day. We were practically guitar together when some strange faces enter the compound.
They were like 5 weird looking guys. Three just Waka pass us into the building as if them Sabi someone insyd. Two came to us and said Una no Sabi greet? My friend was like who are you looking for ? Before we could say Jack Robinson, the kind slap dem troway for my friendz face. Gave me the hint we don buy job. They brought out two short guns. Trust me sharp Ijebu Boi I don dey dey ground dey speak in tongues. They ransacked the whole building going from rum to rum. Na him dem enter up wherel plenty girls dey. One chick way we dey call Alhaja was the first they say. She was saying who are you? What do you want? She's does business sha. She sells gold. The slap they gave her we could hear the echo downstairs. The hand was imprint on her face for days They took all her goods. Went to the next room and saw two ladies with just tops on. They collected their fon first n decided to take a taste of their merchandise. Those guy raped like 10 girls that day. Dem pack us guys outside. Come dey take turn dey enjoy orgy sex inside the building. Wen dem finish dey didn't even rush. They locked us all in from outside. We all ran upstair to check in on all the girl to my bewilderment. All of them up don already package like nothing happen. They were like nothing happened, they explained, we were just begging those guy not to hurt us. Me cum dey look the other guys ike why we cum dey hear lots of moaning sound for down. Two finally confessed that they need to get to hospital. Others cum dey cry make we take them to hospital too. Now Imagine we cum get hostel for school. That was ma worst experience for school
Health / Re: Stop Calling It 'gap Teeth' Or 'open Teeth, See The Real Name For It by Crystasluvee(m): 5:52am On Feb 18, 2020
Diastematataaaa be this....lolzzz

Romance / Re: Basketball Legend Kobe Bryant Killed In Helicopter Crash by Crystasluvee(m): 9:53pm On Jan 26, 2020
Such a sad end to a sensational story. Such a legend
Sports / Re: Kobe Bryant Dies In A Helicopter Crash by Crystasluvee(m): 9:12pm On Jan 26, 2020
justnock:
Godforbid! It is untrue.. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Oga its true oo
Romance / Basketball Legend Kobe Bryant Killed In Helicopter Crash by Crystasluvee(m): 9:11pm On Jan 26, 2020
Kobe Bryant killed along with four others in Calabasas helicopter crash

The 41-year-old former Los Angeles Lakers basketball star’s death was confirmed by TMZ.

The outlet reported that Bryant was traveling with four other people in his private helicopter when it crashed, killing everyone on board.

Officials with the Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department responded to reports of the crash near Las Virgenes Rd and Willow Glen St in Calabasas at around 10 am after a fire broke out.

The cause of the crash is under investigation. It is unclear where the chopper departed from or where it was headed when it went down.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/10824592/kobe-bryant-dead-in-fiery-helicopter-crash-in-california-that-also-killed-four-others/

Sports / Re: Gianna Bryant & 3 Others Killed In Helicopter Crash With Kobe by Crystasluvee(m): 9:07pm On Jan 26, 2020
This is so Sad. Huge loss

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Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Crystasluvee(m): 9:35pm On Dec 30, 2019
General is here...

Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Crystasluvee(m): 9:31pm On Dec 30, 2019
imiski:
where is your location cayptain

South West Border Black Raw Uncut region Sir
Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Crystasluvee(m): 9:30pm On Dec 30, 2019
We die here

Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Crystasluvee(m): 9:24pm On Dec 30, 2019
imiski:
tango to team alpha please state your rank and base over perfectdanny

Captain Spinning Dick report Sir
Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Crystasluvee(m): 9:23pm On Dec 30, 2019
airmax16:
Thank u sir Chopper's land
Men of steel bck to base we shall defend our land
Back to base over

For Cum n Country

Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Crystasluvee(m): 9:20pm On Dec 30, 2019
Alpha Calling Captain Nackson.. Enemies are.recruiting new hands. Spy situation report over

Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Crystasluvee(m): 9:18pm On Dec 30, 2019
Roger Roger Calling Base.. Send in the Calvary over.

TWO SCROTUM BOMB OVERRR

Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Crystasluvee(m): 9:13pm On Dec 30, 2019
Popoye Team is taking heavy fire amidst heavy cum rain.. RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. OVET N OUT
Romance / Re: Pu§§i Wanna Kill THis MEN (PHOTOS) by Crystasluvee(m): 8:42pm On Dec 30, 2019
Every sweet Toto needs a dick. Toto need dick eehn = Tonto Dikeh
Family / Re: Dear Married Men by Crystasluvee(m): 8:02pm On Dec 30, 2019
Gbas gbos
Romance / Re: So I Went Out On A Date With This Guy I Met From Facebook by Crystasluvee(m): 7:12pm On Dec 30, 2019
lavylilly:
So I went out on a date with this guy I met from Facebook, he made it clear to me he is looking for a mature and God fearing lady to settle down with. Everything seem like it was going so well, he looked mature and responsible, we were having a good conversation with laughter and all till he said to me "baby can you do me just 1 favour?" I was like "sure" and he went on to say..

"You actually looked bigger in your pictures, please can you add some more weight for me?"

I thought he was joking and told him that my plan is to lost and not add more weight. He went on rambling on how he love them big and bold. That was about the last time we saw.

I began to wonder how he could forfeit the nice time we had over extra flesh?

It brings me to this point, when it comes to looking for a partner a lot of people say they are looking for someone with good character, mature, god fearing and all the bull crap because they feel that is what is expected of them but in the real sense what they need is big ass, hips, big boobs and light skin.

I have been observing posts in this wonderful platform, I see big boobs, ass, light skin even with the dumbest captions having 1k plus like and comments with a lot of guys shamelessly shooting their shots while there are post of some very beautiful sisters with interesting profiles with much lesser likes and comments.

In as much as I respect people's choices I just hope we are not getting it wrong when it comes to the criteria for choosing life partners because the rate of divorce is becoming alarming nowadays.

Having said this, I would only appreciate friend request from mature singles (38 years and above). Please note: If you live at Bora Bora and have no plans of visiting Nigeria soon, please don't come and waste my time with online love. Thank you �

Facebook love sucks just like blind dates. Miniature chances to success.
Family / Re: Dear Married Men by Crystasluvee(m): 7:10pm On Dec 30, 2019
lavylilly:
Dear men,

It is NOT the duty of your wife to take care of your aged and sick parents. It is the duty of you and your siblings. If your wife decides to help you, she is being nice. But it's YOU and YOUR siblings' primary responsibility, NOT your wife's.

I've got my parents. It is NOT the duty of my husband and brothers inlaw to look after my parents. It is the duty of me and my siblings to look after our parents. If my brothers inlaw, sister inlaw and husband decide to help us, they are just HELPING and we will be grateful.

I'm sick and tired of reading men who think it is their wives' duties you nurse their old and sick parents.
I've never seen any woman who thinks it's her husband's duty to nurse her sick and old parents.

If tomorrow I nurse my mother or father inlaw, it would be because I want to be nice. It is DEFINITELY NOT my primary duty to do that.

I totally disagree with this skol of thought. The moment you say I do to a man. Instinctively your family ties doubles. Ur spouse family becomes your. Which implies your dad is now 2 and mum also doubling.

I do not believe your tend to their needs out of mere courtesy but outright responsibility. Do your husbandz /wifez kins the way you want then the reverse to do to yours.

Two they say small become one. When true love beckons you won't mind all this things you hold so dear as duties but selfless act of love to those your call parent irrespective spouse they belong.

If I do marry you, I will do unto your folks what I do to mine without second thought cuz WE ARE FAMILY

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Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 4:51pm On Dec 26, 2019
Obainoneandonly:
they do it deliberately

Not all though
Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 3:14pm On Dec 26, 2019
Lolz
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Meaning Of Boxing Day? by Crystasluvee(m): 2:58pm On Dec 26, 2019
Holiday for Slaves or servants, errand boys etc to unbox gifts from their masters

The name is a reference to holiday gifts.
A 'Christmas Box' in Britain is a name for a Christmas present. Boxing Day was traditionally a day off for servants and the day when they received a 'Christmas Box' from the master. The servants would also go home on Boxing Day to give 'Christmas Boxes' to their families.

In Britain, it was a custom for tradesmen to collect "Christmas boxes" of money or presents on the first weekday after Christmas as thanks for good service throughout the year.[5] This is mentioned in Samuel Pepys' diary entry for 19 December 1663.[6] This custom is linked to an older British tradition where the servants of the wealthy were allowed the next day to visit their families since they would have to serve their masters on Christmas Day. The employers would give each servant a box to take home containing gifts, bonuses, and sometimes leftover food. Until the late 20th century there continued to be a tradition among many in the UK to give a Christmas gift, usually cash, to vendors although not on Boxing Day as many would not work on that day.

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Sports / Re: CAF African Champions League Final To Be Replayed. by Crystasluvee(m): 7:31am On Jun 06, 2019
ZombieTERROR:
Buhari effect on the continent


Confusion everywhere

Someone need to format your brain
Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 6:26am On Apr 28, 2019
sisisioge:
Well...most of them are true to self...not much plastics seen there. Now I feel fat grin grin grin

Hails to all the lepas of the world cool

Lol
Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 5:23pm On Apr 27, 2019
Obainoneandonly:
they do it deliberately


Hmmm
Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 5:40pm On Apr 25, 2019
sisisioge:
Well...most of them are true to self...not much plastics seen there. Now I feel fat grin grin grin

Hails to all the lepas of the world cool

You are so funny. Took a glance at your profile, U look stunning enough with a perfect body.

Salute
Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 5:39am On Apr 25, 2019
Obainoneandonly:
they do it deliberately

Don't tell you haven't heard news of how some actually cried, Kristen could walk out to collect an award cuz of this. Lindsay lost so much cus of her dress sense n constant wardrobe malfunction.

Should I continue?
Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 6:55pm On Apr 24, 2019
Someone just said celebs reveal too much to trend. That school of thought I certainly won't argue with but certainly not all. Some are mere errors beyond their control. Look closely to see ma point bruv

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Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 6:46pm On Apr 24, 2019
DamonSalvatore:
nothing show for zendaya own

Take a zoom on her chest. U will be amazed
Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 6:12pm On Apr 24, 2019
Mmm-mnn.

Romance / Re: Take-a-peek My Greatest Celebrities Wardrobe Malfunctions Of All Time by Crystasluvee(m): 6:07pm On Apr 24, 2019
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