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Choi, Pastor bolted first! Instead of attacking the "devil" with da blood Roflmao!

bolagabriella:
You are right that everyone has a right to their opinion and the fact that i got the names wrong does not mean i am stupid and that i know not what i say, i am just not good with faces and names and even dates but one thing i know and will continue to point out is that the movie is pure poo. The storyline seems great but the whole thing was not well structured. They could have done better. I wouldn't advice anyone to waste his/her mb on downloading it but if you can see someone who can share then you can go for it. How i wish you've watched World war Z, then you will understand what i mean by well structured.

Thank you @koice for the correction

Cell - 1/10

oyetpel:
Is Lady bird bad?

I don't know because I just can't describe it in terms of rating, You might like it though. Remember, different strokes for different folks

Your ancestors will never forgive you if you let yourself die by the hands of a woman you supposedly love.

Lady bird
Can't even rate this one.

3 billboards outside ebbing Missouri - 7/10

Thor is next

JeffreyJamez:
It shows morning,afternoon and night. Sunday to Saturday sir.

Not here in Port Harcourt sir!

When they decide to show black panther in the afternoon, they should halla me. Me cannot go and watch feem in the midnight cos of hype....never!

ScienceWatch:
Many movies are the most horrible, grotesque, powerful, satanic, indescribable, treacherous, revolting, productions. Words cannot describe the terrible effects that horror movies and pornography has had in our entertainment field.

It is well known that fear and lust is the root cause of serious psychological/spiritual problems.

Horror movies Fill the observer with fear and opens the heart up for demons to enter. This is the goal of each horror movie.

Oga, behave!

Please o! Is penalty not part of Football?

Ronaldo on da beat

Madrid and Psg dey do love play while Liverpool dey rape Porto

I know person wey conduct this report. Na the same person wey conduct end of the world 2012 report.

Ah bros, she don't use sex finish your sense. Pirry yourself o! Disappear with the last energy you got left.

Daddy's home 2 - 7/10
The darkest hour - 7/10
Coco - 8/10 .... Didn't see that twist coming

This is news because.......

You know what, you guys should just have sex and after that you'll know what you want and what he wants.

Wonder 9/10
Only the brave 6/10
Roman J. Israel Esquire 7/10
The Star 5/10

Lmao! Rotflmao!

Please bear in mind that this is not charms or any way fetish but work of nature discovered by some wonderful northern women.

And yet the men from that region marry 3 to 4 wives. Abeg carry that concoction and pour it inside the gutter.

I wish this country had the right to possess firearm law just like Texas. Both foolanis and their cows would get shot when they trespass into my private property.

People think marriage is a joke. Because he/she writes what gets to you and you think you both have this marriage compatibility and are made for each other. The real world is out there watching you guys with binoculars.

WTF is a promise ring?

Wait o! How can someone compare Paul Pogba of Man United not of Juve with Kevin of Man city?

Please eh, Kevin ain't his mate this season.

Bede2u:
Fulani

That guy is a staunch northerner and also a terrorist sympathizer.

plessis:
We must not sell coutinho.

Coutinho is what makes our attack deadly.


I can't believe Liverpool aren't even bothered about letting him leave.

Countinho is lost. We're trying to build a team with boys willing to play not trying to make one unhappy id!ot happy. All Klopp needs is a decent AMF and a striker.

Justice League was dope! 8.5/10
Steppenwolf couldn't land supes one decent punch and he was the bad guy!? Is that one befitting for a justice league bad guy!?

The Last Jedi
I literally slept all through. This one was a big let down from the others I've seen. Should have seen jumanji

Damfostopper:
Armed Assassin.... 6.5/10.....


.dunno y some people wey condemning it...

but it's like Yu guys are .....like why did the used that guy that act the MAZE RUNNER for the leading role... yu guys wey expecting someone tight to be a leading role in Armed assassin right? .....well Dylan O'Brien tried.... he is a human too......

still wondering y that fine girl kill herself after the kind tortured brien put her true.....


upnext..... GEOSTORM

Armed assassin!? Bro, have you heard, seen or read about an unarmed assassin before?

Dunkirk
WTF was it about? Survival or patriotism or both? Movie weak me sha

Kingsman The Golden Circle is super dope. 7.5/10
Some scenes had me roflmao!

Fox: what about people who were just experimenting? Folks who self-medicate? Functioning professionals? Kids?

President: oh, spare me the crap, Fox. The fact is, this presidency has just won the war on drugs

General McCoy: Congratulations sir.

President: Thank you. And that deserves a toast.

Fox: this is totally unethical sir

President: Fox, Shut up!

And this

President: can you give me any assurance you can get it out there in time? And where is it going to come from? And how long it'll take to distribute?

Poppy: I wouldn't worry about that. I have secure stockpiles hidden in every major city worldwide and when I enter the access code, my fleet of drones will distribute the antidote immediately. So don't dilly-dally signing that document cause time is running out.

President: *closes his laptop and laughs in a hysterical manner* You dumb bitch!

Alwaysking:
A sensible movie like Mechanic resurrection should be an example of a good movie, not a dull and uninteresting one like the one you gave 8.

Mechanic Resurrection a good movie!? Are you sure your village people is not doing you something?

Alwaysking:
You don't know good movie period!

Your example of a good movie would be?