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jagugu88li:
I am packing my belongings and moving to Antarctica, regardless of the fact that mases are not allowed. Trust me we are all doomed. AMERICA IS THE TRUE WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION, a true definition of the phrase "all that glitters is not gold, in this case its stupidity. The rest of the world are just porns of the game.

You'll still find people cheering this nonsence, yet we all know that legalizing marijuana was not meant for meducunal use, No. It actually is legaluzed as drugs.

See the ignorance in your write up. Alcohol and cigarettes have been in existence right before you were conceived and they've done more damages than weed but you didn't relocate. Ordinary Las Vegas legalised weed and you want to move to Antarctica!? Do me and mines a favour, move out of planet earth.

Spectre007:
pls which site can i get the clear version of the movie?

Bro, have the fear of Jesus Christ na!

sladonery:
and then they said Namibia is in West Africa.. Lol

Lmao! Didn't even catch that part. Micheal Bay really did cook sh*t up this time.

Lalas247:
Ok so I saw that crap called John Wick 2

Completely dead ! Deader than dead
Like wtf is that just fight aimlessly ! Storyline weak AF
Infact it is a 3/10.
The scene with common and John ( cringe worthy)

Complete waste of time ... like watch an old skul van dam movie ..

Correct. I feel you jor

Transformers: The Last Knight

This movie storyline is disjointed therefore making it look stup!d. You see 12 knight that transforms into a 3 headed dragon, Optimus butchered two yet they still maintained their 3 headed transformation.
Or
Should we talk about how the beginning of part 2,3,4 and 5 don't correlate.
Or
The fact we saw cybetron's destruction in the end of part 3 yet that planet manages to survive?
Or
How can we forget megatron abi galvatron. The one true bad guy that always come back without an explanation. That bad guy no dey die sef?
Or
The fact that Josh Dhaummel's charcter and agent Simmons came back yet Shia LaBeouf and tyrese characters just off like torch?
Or
Witness the part where yeager stopped the Killing of Optimus by deflecting a knight sword with his!? Cool I no go lie but na wa o! Have you tried striking your arm against a moving truck...go figure.
Or
I don tire sef

Action - 7/10
Total package - 5/10
Just some bullsh*t about conquering the earth again but guess what? Exactly you guessed right....prime saved the day.

Micheal Bay be like "thank you for watching my nonsense. Hope we get to see you again cos megatron is still not dead".

Me be like let's go fire some blunt cos this movie is just awful.

obixcel:
Lol...Pretty? The one that looked like a tiny star fish..haha. And did you just say "grown and stood face to face? See as you dey make me shiver now, me I don't ever wanna meet Calvin face to face jo!

See if me and ma guys see Calvin face to face, we will beat it like a Cherokee drum. We will kick it to Jupiter. Calvin scary!? Something that looks like Ghanaian octopus.

Power Rangers vex me no be small. To smurf abi to morph na wetin make that film reach 2hrs. So super lame!
2/10

Chips: 6/10
This one is funny

obixcel:
makes one to wonder what Life is all about

Lol! Calvin is one pretty creature. I'm just angry that when Calvin was all grown and stood face to face, why didn't three of them just beat the sh*t outta it....like strong general beating

obixcel:
LIFE 2017 HD has to one of the creapiest space movies and of all other movies in general so far this year, just watched it for the Second time and d creapy effect is still stuck in my head, jeez!. The place where any one would dread to die in this universe is Space.

True wish, I rather die up there than down here with these 8billion modafuckers.
LIFE had no happy ending sha na wetin pain me pass. 6.7/10

Fast 8: 7/10

Black panther: This one have to end with our popular "To God Be The Glory" or "Watch out for part 2". They have to have our naija "babalawo" too.

COD Black Ops, Modern Warfare and Ghost.
Splinter Cell
Assassins Creed
Hitman

Prototype is one silly game. The worst game I've ever played.

Quinn22:
Wagbayi!

Whatever that means just come let's shoot ourselves to stupor.

All my life I've only met 2 female gamers and they were brutal. One kicked ma ass in Mortal Kombat while the other hammered me in soccer and I'll be damned if I let another take me out in COD.

Quinn22:
No body can challenge me in COD!

I mean no one!!!

Bring it on

Free Fire - 8/10
A Lot of mad characters in it.

Kondomatic:
Nice story but this is not true.

I was born and raised in the east, I learned trade in the west, I learned work in North Central, started life in another north central state and relocated to real North some years ago.

Work has taken me to "at least" 15 states in Nigeria So I have mixed with Nigerians enough to know when you're lying.

No, Language does not reduce price of goods in North, knowing how to bargain with a northerner does. Here's what I mean, in most cases, when a northerner tells you that the price of good is let's say N1000, the actual price is well below N500.
Bargain with any language of your choice and you will still get price reduction.

Also note that some of them are farmers, they sale based on the urgency of their need and they do not know how to preserve some of their goods.

I once bought 35 tubers of yam from a farmer in Ikobi (Benue state) with just 3000. Reason? I bought directly from the farmer and before he harvested them. I did the harvesting myself.


Mind you that this price reduction isn't applicable in well established stores that document their sales.

Coming to Igbos, what you said is true. An Igbo man has a fixed price for any good and he doesn't sell below it except if he's going to buy more goods the next day.

Why? Because majority document whatever they sell and calculate, gains loss expenses at the end of the day.

One important thing to note is that an Igbo man will refuse to remove N10 from the price of an item but the same igbo man will give N200 bike money when you're going.

Business is not charity and northerners do the same thing in well established shops.

No need bringing Yorubas into this so I will stop here but write it somewhere in your hearts that Yorubas are among the nicest people I have met on earth.



You started nicely, please don't tribalize your own thread.

Beautiful! So you fit write like this yet you dey mix yourself for all this tribal brouhaha.

My advice; Get off this tribal slur and write about your many travel experiences and the nice people you've met. I love wide travellers.

seguno2:
Because we prefer to pray for God's intervention rather than remain engaged with the president to ensure he delivers on his campaign promises.
In the US, where the oyinbos also have just one head, Donald Trump is about to get impeached.

Don't compare us to them white people. Their great grand fathers planned their future for them and what you see today in those developed countries is the result. We, our great-grand-fathers bested king Solomon in the act of polygamy. They thought not about the future of their unborn grand-kids but about irrelevant things.

See the average Nigerian (about 70%) isn't thinking about the president or who he answers to, his/her thought is about surviving the day, month or year.

luminouz:
Na this kind yeye advice dey vex me! Were u drunk when u read d post or what? What yeye questions do any sane being need to ask again on top blood ritual matter?? Don't u guys read what u post ni?

First, you're not smart.

Secondly, I don't believe anybody want to use anybody for any silly ritual. There's this thing called mood swing. One minute you are loved by someone, the next minute you become public enemy number 1 of that same person.

And how do you people come to the conclusion of ritual? Because the op entered a trance or because you see everyone as diabolical.

seguno2:
Are you saying that the president of Nigeria does not have a boss?
Was he not employed by the votes of the citizens who can also sack him?

Nigerian president answers to no one but himself once his tenure start.

charles009:
Bro's, he is the boss. He is the group MD.

So you're telling me that your boss does not have a boss! Is he the president of Nigeria?

You should investigate as to why your boss would do such a thing to you.

Ask yourself
1. Is he doing you a favour by letting you go?

2. Is he under pressure by his own boss to let you go?

A man that replaced your 2010 SUV with a 2015 SUV won't just ask for your resignation letter except been pressured by someone or something.

After getting super super baked today, I and a friend settled for Logan again.
3/10

Look like someone hit buhari on the face with little wayne

If it's naija, we'll start blaming our innocent village people. Who should these guys blame for their stupidity? Their dead ancestors!?

Naimolawale:
The way i see it, is kind of their way of life were words can easily touch them. They tend to speak freely even without torturing them. It's the matter of mind, That's their way of life i think. More reason why you see them going for counseling for little issue that can solved within themselves. Try counseling an African man, he won't tell you nada.

Not convincing a bit

Question. In the movie "GET OUT", how do that neurosurgeon transfer consciousness from one body to another?

Anybody with a convincing answer can just set me straight.

GET OUT.....1/10 till I get ma answer.

jiggar:
"Taps mic and clears throat"

Sorry to quote you.
I don't have any iota of problem with your ratings, but if you don't mind, reduce that of Logan, to maybe 3 or 3.5.

Thanks.

"Drops mic and leaves"

Lmao! 5/10 will do

kennedy09:
it's obvious you only like cartoons and comedy.

4 out of 7 are just average movies.

Before I Fall........2/10

Beauty and the Beast......5/10

John Wick.......6/10

Fist Fight.......7/10

The Lego Batman Movie.....8/10

Logan......6/10

The Boss Baby.....8/10

Blu-Ray > Web-DL > HDrip > R6

Advice her to change her dealer cos his sh*t is too strong for her.....connect me to the dealer cos I've been looking for something powerful that can alter my reasoning.

MJBOLT:

Fate of the Furious 10/10
Superman Returns 10/10

Which of the Superman Returns? The one that Brandon guy featured in or a remake?


The Bucket List - 8/10
Old but touchy. Made me cry a little.

handelex:
I love War Room.

Na so dem use the name take deceive me.

God is watching u pple sha

Boy! I so love it when Ronaldo silence ma dad, brother and uncle. It makes the house so calm.

Headless chicken mixed with jumping frog

Singapore1:
you obviously missed something from A DOG'S PURPOSE TOO
you gave it 5/10 ( i hate you )
my best movie so far

So because it's a movie about cute dogs and then what?
In fact 3.7/10 will do.