Shaadey:
quite true sha especially dat no 6

Dats my lady der, i like woman who see d fact nd accept it

Oyind17:

Were you expecting your girl to lie about your joystick size? I don't get it.

Truth, but some do make mockery of u wit it or tell der frnds wen dey go outing. (d most annoying part of it)

Dey will start telling their frnds dat u re a one(1) minute man, d worst part is dat it will b ur nick name to dem or decription name to dem.

mike404:
CONSULT YOUR DICTIONARY BRO

Y nt help me dude?

Mznaett:


That word "beloved"just made me weak now

But if it is just husband eh..na to let am know say hunger no dey kill rather it makes one stronger No be person go tell am to go find food chop

Lolz, u re really one stubborn lady i must say

Mznaett:


Na hunger go finish am na
abi dem write grand~chef 4my forehead ni?
Like seriously,both of us gonna solve that sh!t out

Wow, so u will let ur beloved husband starve to death rite?

ellabooz:


I can be very friendly as to send you my pix,facebook ID or even my digits but that certainly wouldn't go for because you are a cheap con, busrted.

Dats too harsh pretty nd i think dat G demand an apology from u

starlingslimnet:
NCS Una see your life

I quess she is just bluffing

starlingslimnet:
ok keep it up till you expire

women nd their ego. Tomorrow she will b d 1 to create a thread on nairaland dat my house maid has stolen their husband

Mznaett:


God bless you

I am nobody's slave to start cooking daily.

Mtcheeeeew

What if d man can't cook?

Proudly urhobo

Darus05:
U'll be surprise tonight,we have been unbeated at home in UCL and wolfsburg are not breaking that record.

Am telln u, ur head dey der

donstriker0:
Mine was that i was trecking along the road and i wasn't concentrating on the road instead i was busy following one of my friend with a big ass na for there i just miss leg ,oboy na ground i for con see my self .it was so embarrassing

lolz, bro neva u underestimate d power of a woman. Feel ur pain bro

Mine was writting a sex letter to my primary sch classmate (a female) , but unfortunately d letter got to her mum so she brought d letter and show it to my dad but fear of my dad couldn't make me agree i was d one who wrote it, so i lied dat it was my frnds who knew nothing abt it dat dey re d ones who wrote it den my dad took it nd show it to my frnds dad nd behold d next morning wen i saw my frnd his head was swollen due to d beat he receive from is dad bcuz of d letter he knew notin abt, believe me my frnd almost strangle me to death dat morning. just can't stop thinking abt dat day each time i think abt my frnd. Rest in peace bro

Plz my follow nairalanders am here to make good friends and nt to here to battle wit any one over something that has no benefit in it. Thanks

shokky24:
Op dey write essay ni

Must u add ur (ni) in every word u type? No offence, just asking

shokky24:
Op dey write essay ni

Really?

shokky24:
Op dey write essay ni

really?

400billionman:
Guy looks like a welder..

Aboy..

Your thought

ajademola2000:
You should have respect for people you met here

My sincere apology

IamLEGEND1:


who says "middle finger " anymore?

Fûck you bro,FÛCK YOU!

Calm your self lad nd act mature

IceDude:
Mekpe vwe Oghene.........Oshare vwo flexi o

Asa vor wor mle flexi na

IamLEGEND1:


No....

just ur stúpidity.

middle finger for u

IceDude:
Oshare welcome.........Wetin dey for ur guy na?

mavor na

IamLEGEND1:
so must we know that you're new here?

Do u have any issue wit dat dickhead

williamsean:
oh thought u were using it for outing and that shoe thou

seriously u must b a comedian

Omotayor123:

Bashing is Allowed

surprise, isn't it what u were expecting

STFUareyouGod:
On NL, new day, new drama!
Who dey even help write una script?
Welcome sha

NB next time, try wear protective gloves and Glasses

Thanks for the tips

SenhorSean:
me sef new here

welcome

Sveen:
Are you erm, working in PSP or something?

I dnt get u

Omotayor123:
If I talk now them go say I too talk

feel free to speak bcuz we re in a democratic country nd bashing is allowed