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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by saaedlee: 9:22am On Sep 27, 2015 |
On my way to write my promotion exams I paid for the whole back seats of the Benue Links Taxi just to impress this beautiful lady, by the time I got to the exams hall, I found out that she is one of the invigilators. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:22am On Sep 27, 2015 |
F 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 9:23am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Afta sch i jst strted wandering abt in a street ive neva bn to till arnd 5 in d evnng. I got tired in front of a gate actually my attention was drawn to the gate by a dog tryna enta d aous! Shii, was so scared, strted regrettng den i heard d gate opening and i swear wit Allaah's name, there she was! Nothng cud describe my joy. U knw, many thngs wia attached ego and ol. We dated till ss2 when she left our sch, we tokd 4 a few mnths and we lost ol contact. First love, it hit me hard. Lemme stop hia. Was really silly at sch weneva she is arnd. Part of d reason im no lnger too introvert. 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:23am On Sep 27, 2015 |
peterswagg:my god!?! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:25am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Aminat508:wat did he do? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by justplainpaul(m): 9:27am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Mine was taking my girl n her friend to the beach in school. My boxer was kinda transparent so I bought another one at d beach there not knowing that d boxers pee hole was bad. Omo as I was teaching my babe how to swim na im my di(k pop out. Come see laugh. Her friend n some other girls just dey laugh like mad people. Though my girlfriend no notice d embarrassment but her friend fit give her d tory for house. Since that day anytime I n my girlfriends friend come across, she burst out laughing. The fair bitch won't just give me a break. 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:29am On Sep 27, 2015 |
johnsonjosbles:na dia make u dey,dey speak english....
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:33am On Sep 27, 2015 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Johniyke2flex(m): 9:38am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Lmao! Mine happened when I was in uni. I used V i a g r A on my bae overnight nd I had to attend a 7 O'clock class the following day. Mhen while in class the effect of the viagra I had taken came calling, my dick became so errect that I couldn't concentrate on any other thing. I was so lost in class. In fact my dick was vibrating. Then the awkward happened, out of the blues I just noticed the lecturer was pointing at me, before I could comport myself he had ordered me to stand up and come to the front of the class. The thought of running out of the class immediately crossed my mind, but no...I couldn't try that with Ezeife, it wld have been an outright F in his course. As I made for the front with my left hand in my pocket (I was shielding my protruding John Thomas), a whisper came from behind...guy comot ur hand for pocket o, out of concern, my friend had reached out to me in thin whispers, but I couldn't, even if I wanted to. I was sweating despite the early morning breeze. As I advanced further, in my mind all I could hear was "e don be for you today, who say make you use viagra". And funny enough, all I wanted was just to impress my bae, to let her know that I am as much man as those niggaz we had watched in a blue film. The sex had gone pretty well and I was full of joy when the words came from her mouth...baby, baby, baby, I will die o! Hmmmm, viagra had done the magic. Like a horse I kept going, not afraid of the journey coming to an abrupt end. But there I was, few hours later, in front of a class of 120 students. "Now face the class and tell us all you know about electromagnetism." My world came crashing at that moment, cos I knew at that point that Ezeife was no longer the problem...the problem was the fact that I would have to face a class of students that I knew would demand what I could not do. As I turned to the class to explain what electromagnetism is I heard a voice from one angle..."Guy comot your hand for pocket naa", another one came..."Guy na pose u dey pose?". I was humiliated! Long story short, I learnt how to stay away from anything that starts with a V and ends with an A! 11 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:40am On Sep 27, 2015 |
JudgementHammer:SMH.... |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:42am On Sep 27, 2015 |
donbabade:hanhan,.,.,,,people can lie!?! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Ifebazz(m): 9:43am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Aminat508:Dry clean it next time before giving, okay? |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(m): 9:45am On Sep 27, 2015 |
midassultan:so funny! |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(m): 9:47am On Sep 27, 2015 |
ibullem:very funny story! Hahaha |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 9:49am On Sep 27, 2015 |
When men were boiz, each time we notice a girl around that's when u see me and my friends fighting karate but the saddened part of it be sey we go burst our mouth with Chinese kicks and those small small girls go just laugh comot, abeg who lose 3 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by stunna111: 9:53am On Sep 27, 2015 |
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by scantee(m): 9:55am On Sep 27, 2015 |
...Lol mine was crazy and emberrasing, i met this pretty gal @ a friends birthday party, then i was waiting for Nysc call-up, so i was living with my uncle in Abj, I asked my guy about the babe while we are on his birthday party, he said the babe is his elder sister's gf that both base in UK, he told me some intimidating stuffs about the babe, how classy, educated and rich she is, omo my river go down by force, so after the party we all went home, the next day i started mapping out a plan how i can get her number before she traveled back, fortunatly she will still stay up to three days 4 my guy their family house, so that early morning i rush down to business centre to design attractive complementary card to give her so i could get her number, oboy come see overhyped-lied comp card. "i claim to school abroad in the comp card, (E.G) Engr Ken. BS.c,MS.c,Nate, etc. (Conventry Uk) when i eventually met the gal that evening in ma guyz house they were chatting outside the compound, i sent my man to help me wishper to her, as she came to meet me oboy my river go flat again the combo goes thus: Me: Hi how are u doing? She: i'm good, to cut the long story short i just told her that i learnt she base UK so do I, she was like oh yee, to avoid she asking me many question that will fall my hand, i just told her please i will like to disscus something very important with her but unfortunately i am already late because i am going to somewhere but i will like to talk to her on phone later, so i brought out my lie packaged comp card and gave to her, i told her please call/flash me later in the day so we can talk before she goes back, she said ok and took the card from me, as i was about rushing outside the gate to avoid any questions/answers from her when she glance on the content of my comp my card, oboy my guy just called me back to ask me some silly questions about the combo...that gave the gal the time to glance on the card and she noticed that i graduated from her school CONVENTRY, she was like hey Mr Ken sorry you graduated here? Wahoo which department/course/year/ which side of the campus do you live bla bla, oboy i became deaf and dumb only manage to mention any year, she alearted her gf my guy sister that i graduated from their school, the gal was like WHO? haaa haa Mr Ken funny guy, oboy my guy sister know me home/abroad chai chai the girl come finish me join...i don't know how i manage to ran out of the compound, my guy/her sister/the new babe, all laughed hell out of me. The gal eventually text me her number after a day with a funny message. GUESS WHAT? "TODAY ALL THOSE LIES ARE NOW TRUTH" i eventually accomplished it all, and i dateded that same girl for 2+ years before i sent her packing, though we are still close friends. What a life. 11 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 9:56am On Sep 27, 2015 |
There was a time I met this aunty, a very popular presenter Ni sha, I don make mouth for her sey I will handle her badly on our first date because I've not met her but we talk on phone, I make her feel my super active sex drive while on phone, now the D day we met, u gat to see how I melt seeing an aunty wey old pass me, my hand fall so she picked me up in her car and we drove down to her house, I don dey shake gan and she said boy if u stand there looking down nothing will happen as u always promise on phone , the first meeting I gave excuses that I can't perform and on several occasions when we meet, I just dey shiver until aunty vex and broke the relationship but now Omo guy don dey nack wella o shout out to all the sugar mummy |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Electronzeez(m): 9:57am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Exceller: Aluwe oja sinu gutter ewa wo koto lolo |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by denedene(m): 9:59am On Sep 27, 2015 |
gabinogem:hahaha! taxi de hardly pass that side |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by situationroom: 10:04am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Fortunate017: guy u got me cracked up...mehn |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by NiRfreak(m): 10:22am On Sep 27, 2015 |
When she came in, i went to the bathroom to bath(while bathing thinking hard on how to drill her)....came back unclad without my towel.....with a strong forward pointing gear....she screamed and close her eyes....then i turned my bare ass at her...caught her lookin at it........u know the end of the story. happy ending. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Electronzeez(m): 10:33am On Sep 27, 2015 |
midassultan: I am not a good writter but if you continue writting like this, I bet you won't be able to spell your name. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by ibrokola(m): 10:37am On Sep 27, 2015 |
EnigmaticEnigma:It's not funny but necessary! Sniffing the panties enables you to determine the hygiene of where you are about to enter! 2 Likes |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Cully408(m): 10:42am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Mine was writting a sex letter to my primary sch classmate (a female) , but unfortunately d letter got to her mum so she brought d letter and show it to my dad but fear of my dad couldn't make me agree i was d one who wrote it, so i lied dat it was my frnds who knew nothing abt it dat dey re d ones who wrote it den my dad took it nd show it to my frnds dad nd behold d next morning wen i saw my frnd his head was swollen due to d beat he receive from is dad bcuz of d letter he knew notin abt, believe me my frnd almost strangle me to death dat morning. just can't stop thinking abt dat day each time i think abt my frnd. Rest in peace bro 9 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by fairygeh(f): 10:44am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Vock:We ll,now you know go and sin no more |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Taku555(m): 10:55am On Sep 27, 2015 |
My best friend asked me to deliver a letter to his girlfriend back in secondary school days, I tore n read. After tearing it, i saw 200 which I removed n gv a complaint that the letter was on the way. May he forgive me. Remember, he was a village guy while the girl n I were in the city. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by bashsani(m): 10:56am On Sep 27, 2015 |
donbabade:the girl next door |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Waylexy(m): 11:04am On Sep 27, 2015 |
LOL told her am on my menstrual period |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by danbrowndmf(m): 11:08am On Sep 27, 2015 |
Babaken:Lmao... R.I.P to her. |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Rixy007(m): 11:19am On Sep 27, 2015 |
I could remember looking at a girls azz nd nearly fell in d gutter.... UI babes nd dem big ass 1 Like |
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Rixy007(m): 11:25am On Sep 27, 2015 |
This one is like the craziest of dem... It takes confidence to do this.. My friends nd I were going for class unfortunately we didn't take money for transport. About four of us we boarded d bus anyways.. When d driver asked us for money a guy amidst us told him to collect it from a lady sitting in front dat known of us knew.. She looked back to see us nd we were already thanking her for what she hasn't done... She paid at last, ah no fit laff dat day 2 Likes 1 Share |
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