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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by saaedlee: 9:22am On Sep 27, 2015
On my way to write my promotion exams I paid for the whole back seats of the Benue Links Taxi just to impress this beautiful lady, by the time I got to the exams hall, I found out that she is one of the invigilators.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:22am On Sep 27, 2015
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 9:23am On Sep 27, 2015
Afta sch i jst strted wandering abt in a street ive neva bn to till arnd 5 in d evnng. I got tired in front of a gate actually my attention was drawn to the gate by a dog tryna enta d aous! Shii, was so scared, strted regrettng den i heard d gate opening and i swear wit Allaah's name, there she was! Nothng cud describe my joy. U knw, many thngs wia attached ego and ol. We dated till ss2 when she left our sch, we tokd 4 a few mnths and we lost ol contact. First love, it hit me hard. Lemme stop hia. Was really silly at sch weneva she is arnd. Part of d reason im no lnger too introvert.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:23am On Sep 27, 2015
peterswagg:
mine is putting mirror on the floor in order to see her panties...that's was very long tho
my god!?!
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:25am On Sep 27, 2015
Aminat508:
Gave him a dirty slap tongue tongue
shocked shocked shocked wat did he do?
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by justplainpaul(m): 9:27am On Sep 27, 2015
Mine was taking my girl n her friend to the beach in school. My boxer was kinda transparent so I bought another one at d beach there not knowing that d boxers pee hole was bad. Omo as I was teaching my babe how to swim na im my di(k pop out. Come see laugh. Her friend n some other girls just dey laugh like mad people. Though my girlfriend no notice d embarrassment but her friend fit give her d tory for house. Since that day anytime I n my girlfriends friend come across, she burst out laughing. The fair bitch won't just give me a break.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:29am On Sep 27, 2015
johnsonjosbles:
I wrote, memorised, cramed what I want to say when I meet her, on sight of her, I experienced a memory loos infact severe brain damages then I resulted to speaking gibrish O my gosh I can't forget that awkward moment!
na dia make u dey,dey speak english....

Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:33am On Sep 27, 2015
efemty001:
mine was. see how it goes.

inserting my prick in her pvsssy
Me: baby what am i doin

baby: you are fvcking me

me: good. am i fvcking u hard ?

baby: yes u r

me: whr am i insertin my prick

babe: my pvssy

i swear down.. the inspirations comes faster dan anything..

Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Johniyke2flex(m): 9:38am On Sep 27, 2015
Lmao! Mine happened when I was in uni. I used V i a g r A on my bae overnight nd I had to attend a 7 O'clock class the following day. Mhen while in class the effect of the viagra I had taken came calling, my dick became so errect that I couldn't concentrate on any other thing. I was so lost in class. In fact my dick was vibrating. Then the awkward happened, out of the blues I just noticed the lecturer was pointing at me, before I could comport myself he had ordered me to stand up and come to the front of the class. The thought of running out of the class immediately crossed my mind, but no...I couldn't try that with Ezeife, it wld have been an outright F in his course. As I made for the front with my left hand in my pocket (I was shielding my protruding John Thomas), a whisper came from behind...guy comot ur hand for pocket o, out of concern, my friend had reached out to me in thin whispers, but I couldn't, even if I wanted to. I was sweating despite the early morning breeze. As I advanced further, in my mind all I could hear was "e don be for you today, who say make you use viagra". And funny enough, all I wanted was just to impress my bae, to let her know that I am as much man as those niggaz we had watched in a blue film. The sex had gone pretty well and I was full of joy when the words came from her mouth...baby, baby, baby, I will die o! Hmmmm, viagra had done the magic. Like a horse I kept going, not afraid of the journey coming to an abrupt end. But there I was, few hours later, in front of a class of 120 students. "Now face the class and tell us all you know about electromagnetism." My world came crashing at that moment, cos I knew at that point that Ezeife was no longer the problem...the problem was the fact that I would have to face a class of students that I knew would demand what I could not do. As I turned to the class to explain what electromagnetism is I heard a voice from one angle..."Guy comot your hand for pocket naa", another one came..."Guy na pose u dey pose?". I was humiliated! Long story short, I learnt how to stay away from anything that starts with a V and ends with an A!

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:40am On Sep 27, 2015
JudgementHammer:
Me na fart.

I blasted the thing in an empty classroom where I teach during holidays. I forgot completely that there was someone behind me. Na after lowering my bombom from the farting position and started inhaling the sweet smell that I now saw a lady walked out carrying her bag and books.

The funny thing is she doesn't even work in d sch so I could have apologized later. She was a visitor and I never saw her again since then
SMH....
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by jornie(m): 9:42am On Sep 27, 2015
donbabade:
I deliberately barged into the bathroom while my neighbor was having her bath. I closed the door and said sorry.
She came out and started raking for me.
Later she was like. Since u saw me naked. U too UnCloth. I did.u knw d rest...
hanhan,.,.,,,people can lie!?!
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Ifebazz(m): 9:43am On Sep 27, 2015
Aminat508:
Gave him a dirty slap tongue tongue
Dry clean it next time before giving, okay?
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(m): 9:45am On Sep 27, 2015
midassultan:
Mine happened wen i was in js2. I was dz introvert guy, dont talk to nobody xcept my sure g's. Then this girl just got transfered, very pretty. Aldou i dnt tok, shii i knw pretty wen i see one. We wia in a phe class sha and d phe teacher, shii too promiscous. New girl, no seat, she was told to seat bhind me the alien class monitor so said d phe teacher. Now erthang else aside, i think i like dz girl but d silent part of me wudnt make me say nothang. Days passd, dz girl wil smile and try strtng a convo bt im nt just olways in d mud. She ll drop ha pen nd stuffs intentionally dn ask me to pik it up fo ha. I lykd it bt olways pretended i ddnt, wierd tho. And dn was when dz multilinks fone was popula, i ad 1, she ad 1. Dn, she gave ha num 2 anoda girl 2 gimme, d no nonsense part of me squeezed it nd threw it in d waste bin! Clueless jerk, i knw! Funi enuf, i went bak to luk fo it when no1 was lukn! Dz was when i realised i kinda lykd ha bt weneva sm1 says abdul nd maryam like each oda, i get mad! Egoist, i ddnt even knw dah word existed dn. Lol, makes me laugh wheneva i rmemba. Called ha nd Said sori! Neva apologized to a girl b4 dat! We startd talkn on fone, then i just blurted out d 3 word and even i was shockd when i realised wha i did. Hunged d call up immediately then called bk 2 say d foolish thing, tld ha she ad bn tokn to me bro and apologized! Got all gloomy d nxt day at sch. She was crae hapi nd she came to me, tld me she loved me too, come nd see hw my face lightened up, u cud use it to fynd ur way in d dark! Ofcos u knw dats metaphoric. We got 2geda frm js2! Js3, she tld me we done, later realized she ad bn wit me frnd. D introvert me, acted lyk it was nthanh bt hell i lost i wen i got home. Lyf cntinued. End of js3 she came wit ha frnds to apologize nd i just dunno, i got attracted immediately. We got bak 2geda. One silly thng, tld ha i knew ha house when infact i only saw ha dad drive in2 a street d day earlier! She tld me 2 come by afta sch if im crious.
so funny! cheesycheesycheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Lovelynature(m): 9:47am On Sep 27, 2015
ibullem:
There was this babe I was wooing back then in school.

My crib was close to their house fellowship center, so I had taken my bath wore some nice pant I just bought and was timing her so I could meet up with her when she's going home. My guys were busy giving me morale as I stepped out.

I caught up with her on her way out and I opted to walk her home, we gisted, i made her laugh, got to her street when the unthinkable happened.. We hugged gavevne her 2go username, and And I was beaming with big smile took few steps backwards.. And I was back flat in the gutter.. My pants torn and I could here group of boys coming towards my direction laughing out loud at me.. I felt like disappearing.. Walai

She helped me up sha.. Got me water to clean..But teased me endlessly about that incident..

My guys at home that were expecting good news from the war front.. saw me stepped in tattered pants and and gutter stench and looking like a duck that fell inside palm oil.. They laughed me to scorn.. Chai embarassed
very funny story! Hahaha cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 9:49am On Sep 27, 2015
When men were boiz, each time we notice a girl around that's when u see me and my friends fighting karate but the saddened part of it be sey we go burst our mouth with Chinese kicks and those small small girls go just laugh comot, abeg who lose grin

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by stunna111: 9:53am On Sep 27, 2015
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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by scantee(m): 9:55am On Sep 27, 2015
...Lol mine was crazy and emberrasing, i met this pretty gal @ a friends birthday party, then i was waiting for Nysc call-up, so i was living with my uncle in Abj, I asked my guy about the babe while we are on his birthday party, he said the babe is his elder sister's gf that both base in UK, he told me some intimidating stuffs about the babe, how classy, educated and rich she is, omo my river go down by force, so after the party we all went home, the next day i started mapping out a plan how i can get her number before she traveled back, fortunatly she will still stay up to three days 4 my guy their family house, so that early morning i rush down to business centre to design attractive complementary card to give her so i could get her number, oboy come see overhyped-lied comp card. "i claim to school abroad in the comp card, (E.G) Engr Ken. BS.c,MS.c,Nate, etc. (Conventry Uk) when i eventually met the gal that evening in ma guyz house they were chatting outside the compound, i sent my man to help me wishper to her, as she came to meet me oboy my river go flat again the combo goes thus: Me: Hi how are u doing? She: i'm good, to cut the long story short i just told her that i learnt she base UK so do I, she was like oh yee, to avoid she asking me many question that will fall my hand, i just told her please i will like to disscus something very important with her but unfortunately i am already late because i am going to somewhere but i will like to talk to her on phone later, so i brought out my lie packaged comp card and gave to her, i told her please call/flash me later in the day so we can talk before she goes back, she said ok and took the card from me, as i was about rushing outside the gate to avoid any questions/answers from her when she glance on the content of my comp my card, oboy my guy just called me back to ask me some silly questions about the combo...that gave the gal the time to glance on the card and she noticed that i graduated from her school CONVENTRY, she was like hey Mr Ken sorry you graduated here? Wahoo which department/course/year/ which side of the campus do you live bla bla, oboy i became deaf and dumb only manage to mention any year, she alearted her gf my guy sister that i graduated from their school, the gal was like WHO? haaa haa Mr Ken funny guy, oboy my guy sister know me home/abroad chai chai the girl come finish me join...i don't know how i manage to ran out of the compound, my guy/her sister/the new babe, all laughed hell out of me. The gal eventually text me her number after a day with a funny message. GUESS WHAT? "TODAY ALL THOSE LIES ARE NOW TRUTH" i eventually accomplished it all, and i dateded that same girl for 2+ years before i sent her packing, though we are still close friends. What a life.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Nobody: 9:56am On Sep 27, 2015
There was a time I met this aunty, a very popular presenter Ni sha, I don make mouth for her sey I will handle her badly on our first date because I've not met her but we talk on phone, I make her feel my super active sex drive while on phone, now the D day we met, u gat to see how I melt seeing an aunty wey old pass me, my hand fall so she picked me up in her car and we drove down to her house, I don dey shake gan and she said boy if u stand there looking down nothing will happen as u always promise on phone grin , the first meeting I gave excuses that I can't perform and on several occasions when we meet, I just dey shiver until aunty vex and broke the relationship but now Omo guy don dey nack wella o grin shout out to all the sugar mummy
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Electronzeez(m): 9:57am On Sep 27, 2015
Exceller:
I can't forget that in a hurry.I was in SS1 then, on my way back from school one afternoon. I saw this pretty damsel walking in front of me with her friend I suspected..I quickly adjusted my posture and the way i walking to impress her....In my mind I was fantasying and admiring her beauty and thinking of all the crazy things I'll do to her .She too was flirting with me through eye contacts as we walked along and I was smiling,then she and her friend crossed to the other side of the road. So i kept watching them while walking backward and THEN THE UNIMAGINABLE HAPPENED...I fell into a gutter filled with all the watery garbage you can think off....Jeez! I couldn't even summon courage to stand up from the stinking piss I was upon and before I knew it, she rushed over with her friend and they both held me up and immediately got water nearby to help me clean up a little..Damn!! I told her point blank that she was the reason I fell. She smile and apologized..She told me her name "Love"and they just moved to our estate 3 weeks ago and that she sees me when am going to school that her house was two flats from mine and that they were going JAMB lesson...we became friends and she was given all the green light but in me, my interest died in that gutter..Fast forward two years later. She was still trying to gain admission while I was writing my jamb, so I took it upon myself to help her and she passed with flying colours and she did everything for me to date her but you know now......the interest no dey again o......She told me she fell for me since the day I fell inside the gutter...Damn!!!.


Aluwe oja sinu gutter ewa wo koto lolo grin cheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by denedene(m): 9:59am On Sep 27, 2015
gabinogem:
If I be one of the girls I for tell u make we take drop go then later when coming back u go check on the car... I for see how u for do by that time.
hahaha! taxi de hardly pass that side
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by situationroom: 10:04am On Sep 27, 2015
Fortunate017:
I had same experience.. I nearly killed myself just to impress them. Had muscle pull twice on the football field, yet i played nonsense.

guy u got me cracked up...mehn
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by NiRfreak(m): 10:22am On Sep 27, 2015
When she came in, i went to the bathroom to bath(while bathing thinking hard on how to drill her)....came back unclad without my towel.....with a strong forward pointing gear....she screamed and close her eyes....then i turned my bare ass at her...caught her lookin at it........u know the end of the story. happy ending.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Electronzeez(m): 10:33am On Sep 27, 2015
midassultan:
Mine happened wen i was in js2. I was dz introvert guy, dont talk to nobody xcept my sure g's. Then this girl just got transfered, very pretty. Aldou i dnt tok, shii i knw pretty wen i see one. We wia in a phe class sha and d phe teacher, shii too promiscous. New girl, no seat, she was told to seat bhind me the alien class monitor so said d phe teacher. Now erthang else aside, i think i like dz girl but d silent part of me wudnt make me say nothang. Days passd, dz girl wil smile and try strtng a convo bt im nt just olways in d mud. She ll drop ha pen nd stuffs intentionally dn ask me to pik it up fo ha. I lykd it bt olways pretended i ddnt, wierd tho. And dn was when dz multilinks fone was popula, i ad 1, she ad 1. Dn, she gave ha num 2 anoda girl 2 gimme, d no nonsense part of me squeezed it nd threw it in d waste bin! Clueless jerk, i knw! Funi enuf, i went bak to luk fo it when no1 was lukn! Dz was when i realised i kinda lykd ha bt weneva sm1 says abdul nd maryam like each oda, i get mad! Egoist, i ddnt even knw dah word existed dn. Lol, makes me laugh wheneva i rmemba. Called ha nd Said sori! Neva apologized to a girl b4 dat! We startd talkn on fone, then i just blurted out d 3 word and even i was shockd when i realised wha i did. Hunged d call up immediately then called bk 2 say d foolish thing, tld ha she ad bn tokn to me bro and apologized! Got all gloomy d nxt day at sch. She was crae hapi nd she came to me, tld me she loved me too, come nd see hw my face lightened up, u cud use it to fynd ur way in d dark! Ofcos u knw dats metaphoric. We got 2geda frm js2! Js3, she tld me we done, later realized she ad bn wit me frnd. D introvert me, acted lyk it was nthanh bt hell i lost i wen i got home. Lyf cntinued. End of js3 she came wit ha frnds to apologize nd i just dunno, i got attracted immediately. We got bak 2geda. One silly thng, tld ha i knew ha house when infact i only saw ha dad drive in2 a street d day earlier! She tld me 2 come by afta sch if im crious.

I am not a good writter but if you continue writting like this, I bet you won't be able to spell your name.

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by ibrokola(m): 10:37am On Sep 27, 2015
EnigmaticEnigma:
I sniffed her panties embarassed
It's not funny but necessary! Sniffing the panties enables you to determine the hygiene of where you are about to enter!

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Cully408(m): 10:42am On Sep 27, 2015
Mine was writting a sex letter to my primary sch classmate (a female) , but unfortunately d letter got to her mum so she brought d letter and show it to my dad but fear of my dad couldn't make me agree i was d one who wrote it, so i lied dat it was my frnds who knew nothing abt it dat dey re d ones who wrote it den my dad took it nd show it to my frnds dad nd behold d next morning wen i saw my frnd his head was swollen due to d beat he receive from is dad bcuz of d letter he knew notin abt, believe me my frnd almost strangle me to death dat morning. just can't stop thinking abt dat day each time i think abt my frnd. Rest in peace bro cry

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by fairygeh(f): 10:44am On Sep 27, 2015
Vock:


Oshey, I didn't know it was wrong, Mrs pastor undecided
We ll,now you know go and sin no more grin
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Taku555(m): 10:55am On Sep 27, 2015
My best friend asked me to deliver a letter to his girlfriend back in secondary school days, I tore n read. After tearing it, i saw 200 which I removed n gv a complaint that the letter was on the way. May he forgive me. Remember, he was a village guy while the girl n I were in the city.
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by bashsani(m): 10:56am On Sep 27, 2015
donbabade:
I deliberately barged into the bathroom while my neighbor was having her bath. I closed the door and said sorry.
She came out and started raking for me.
Later she was like. Since u saw me naked. U too UnCloth. I did.u knw d rest...
the girl next door
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Waylexy(m): 11:04am On Sep 27, 2015
LOL told her am on my menstrual period
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by danbrowndmf(m): 11:08am On Sep 27, 2015
Babaken:
i cant stop laughing anytime i remember that day. That very day i offended her (my gf} so badly i beg her all through the night she refuse to forgive me i dont know what do for her to hear me out she is de one That cook the food we ate that night around 2am open the door i went outside came back with bitter leave i squeezed it put it in my mouth in her present after some minutes i start acting strange i refuse to talk am just stretching all my body i turn my eyes she start calling ken ken Baby Baby i kept quite she start begging that she has forgive me that i Should Stop if am joking i still Keep mute she start crying at that time of the night she wake everybody in de house when she finally know that i was pretending Hmmm she has already cry her eye out in present of my co-tenant. The rest na story too bad that she is No more R.I.P joy.
Lmao... R.I.P to her.sad
Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Rixy007(m): 11:19am On Sep 27, 2015
I could remember looking at a girls azz nd nearly fell in d gutter.... UI babes nd dem big ass

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Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Rixy007(m): 11:25am On Sep 27, 2015
This one is like the craziest of dem... It takes confidence to do this.. My friends nd I were going for class unfortunately we didn't take money for transport. About four of us we boarded d bus anyways.. When d driver asked us for money a guy amidst us told him to collect it from a lady sitting in front dat known of us knew.. She looked back to see us nd we were already thanking her for what she hasn't done... She paid at last, ah no fit laff dat day

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