Lionofdjungle:
One of the things that made me join nairaland is because it's lively. One can't but laugh at those points enumerated by the OP. In fact, one can't have high blood pressure if one visits this forum regularly.

you are right brother

And it's there ever going to be a field day for women, it's always about us.
It's becoming monotonous and predictable

M4gunners:
They will start bring their property one by one to your house. I hate this.

hahahaha roflwkmf


Baba this one too funny oooo

quiinnBee:

cant believe it got to front page

maybe because the mods already knew it would generate much traffic

It sounds funny. However it's factual...there's god o!

Adasun:
Counter thread indeed

Some ladies has no shame.

Omo brother e get one kind smell wet go come ooze sotay your third leg go just relax... D babe go set ask are you not attracted me. Na b.. I can't stand you

odinese:


No one even mentioned it in this thread, some are blindfolded with all kind of p*ssies.?

When it happened to me, after that day bro, that was the end of our relationship....but if they see u acting strange in whr they are, they starts crying ( ( saying after the smelly sex he dumbed me) not knowing the kind of pain they've caused to the innocent guy.lol

quiinnBee:
cant believe it got to front page

Cant believe l just did this!

uche92:

Omo brother e get one kind smell wet go come ooze sotay your third leg go just relax... D babe go set ask are you not attracted me. Na b.. I can't stand you

Hahahahaha.. True

women are just the instruments of the mass and world destruction

henrylowe:

6. When dey get under your boxer & you mess up, they go unclad at midnight&start raining curses on u

This number 6 cracked my ribs

octopusfreaky:
of course u wouldn't know and such curse stick pendinn on the girl..lolss

ma'am.. I'd later find out.. and trust me, she is dead..

tosyne2much:
hahahaha roflwkmf


Baba this one too funny oooo

But that's the truth.

Dey will start telling their frnds dat u re a one(1) minute man, d worst part is dat it will b ur nick name to dem or decription name to dem.

Oyind17:

Were you expecting your girl to lie about your joystick size? I don't get it.

Truth, but some do make mockery of u wit it or tell der frnds wen dey go outing. (d most annoying part of it)

Shaadey:
quite true sha especially dat no 6

Dats my lady der, i like woman who see d fact nd accept it

Cully408:
Truth, but some do make mockery of u wit it or tell der frnds wen dey go outing. (d most annoying part of it)

Lol, this is kinda funny

1. Just because many of them ave only sex to
offer, they wait for pay back by taxing u

(see oo is there any marathon event without price)

2. They tell their friends u are lazy in bed

(And so who b superman for such vocation)

3. They try to start controlling your life after get
under ur boxers

(na waoooo no b who joy stick dey hand control game more.)

4. They start acting like ur wife after getting under
your boxers

(Men really need compulsory bible class to understand dat when two join 2gether they become one)

5. At any slight provocation, they make reference
to it. That is, only if you did not sleep wit me

(Before nko! After all d campaign promises non was fulfilled becos the smart guy don see aso rock)

6. When dey get under your boxer & you mess up,
they go unclad at midnight&start raining curses on
u

(Yes na. she must use d shrine u consulted to appease d angry gods)

7. They take dangerous medicine. Some use
alabukun and 7up after getting under your boxers

(Funny dat some people still dey ignorant. Hw u go chop no wash mouth abey u want pelvic decay)

8. They push another person's pregnancy on your
neck, just because they have gotten under your
boxers

(Do not blame her, d new policy TSA- Treasury Single Account encourages all in one account)

9. They start treathening you with marriage, saying
that calamity will befall u if u fail to marry them

(Yes, U cnt throw away d baby & basin after bathing her)

10. Feel free to add the last one

(Any man woman born, must respect d woman unless na catfish born u)
cc
Tosyne2much

11. Your life change for the better or worse
12. They start farting like a man

Oyind17:
nonsense

yes.!!! I know it will. be nonsense. to u...what OP has stated is true..I have seen many of dose list been played out by girls...It is not new under d SUN

6fit:


i blame it on APC who promise youth job and yet to provide the job till date...if not some niggas will be too busy for this

Yourself included. But sorry to disappoint you : I typed this from my office. Political bigots everywhere. Smh

Fourwinds:
yes.!!! I know it will. be nonsense. to u...what OP has stated is true..I have seen many of dose list been played out by girls...It is not new under d SUN

How can a girl discuss the size of her bf joystick? its strange to me

Oyind17:
How can a girl discuss the size of her bf joystick? its strange to me

some girls can do it..so

#noted

this is why I always Bleep away my sorrows on them. most of them are just useless entities but not all.

there are a lot of lessons to unfold in nairaland

hmmmmmm dis na serious expo. well me i be rev fr. so i be no go area for babes o