₦airaland Forum

shymexx:

The same Obama you lot are stuck on his nuts don't give two fvcks about neither AAs nor Africans...

What's in this crap for Nigerians, anyway??

listen here you scrawy hand fark, those hill billies would have had you strung on a tree because unfortunately you are black like us.

but none of us here would have given a fark over you.

WE HAVE TAKEN OVER TENNIS (WILLIAMS SISTERS) GOT THAT GOLF COURSE (TIGER) AND THE WHITE HOUSE WHATS LEFT IS THE HOCKEY RINK AND THE WHOLE DAMN WINTER OLYMPICS!

BE PROUD OF YOUR RACE AND HERITAGE.

SAY IT LOUD! AM BLACK AND PROUD


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r_-NcCrXwM

eve was BLACK!

Julieccentric: @Cuntdestroyer.....Your name speaks volume.

I destroy em like a tasmanian devil on heat.


moar superior race. BLACK POWER!

Obama: I put it to you sir that mah d1k is longer by a foot

Mitt: don't go there. Thats racist!

dabrake: you will be banned for 24 hours. Believe me

yaeh yeah..You be preaching to the choir I have a pending ban till 2135.

moar superior race.

celebrating BLACKNESS

In as much as I dont subscribe to the obama hype, this sh1t makes me want to kill red necks!

afam4eva: Miss Bayero University - Abdulwalid Fareeda

rubbish!

mens dept: My guy u dey craze.

So you are happy that? After how many tears since the war, or since the 4th republic (1999)have the Igbo had to create there own Abuja (Obiaku City)? But of course, "I have a home in Abuja because I am important".

Fix your region abeg

jealousy and NO AM NOT IGBO! But I sure am more comfortable around an Igbo (chic or dude) than any of your Niggerians[sic].

annawhite: I don't care o? Nutting can't be compared to finger licking isi ewu; and chilled beer

my type of girl. keep it real all the way.

i sent you a pm. but unfortunately i cant remember the email address i used for this account on NL.

How was your day? this is awkward and I know but you are so cute .

what's with the broom in the background of your pic? do u take nite flights? lol.

and NO am not a 45yr old bored man.

holler back.

am waiting ................................

annawhite: back to topic

I cried the day our househelp ran away with my milo tin savings . . . .
obama tears . . . . Tears of joy

hi

annawhite: aw bout Iya basira joint !

if thats what you want but remember you are what you eat

annawhite: I am! *frowns*
When are you taking me to MR Biggs

never!

for you it's fine wine dining.

jus name the place

seanet01: Ndu mugu go figure
Tinubu as a Nigerian have every right to own a company!!!

He has the right to establish a tax consulting Firm!!!

Notwithstanding the fact that he is an ex-governor, his company are not in any way excluded by the laws of this federation from collecting tax on behalf of any state government.!!!

Therefore i have not seen him do any thing contrary to our laws!!

if you are not satisfied with what is happening in Lagos as per tax collection, you have the undeniable right to write a petition to the appropriate quarters with crystal clear evidence.!!!

EFCC is there!!!

stop making noise [/b]

and I also have the right to date your sister and dump her

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.

To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,' 'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize' will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up 'vocabulary').

2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the elimination of '-ize.'

3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.
4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not ready to shoot grouse.

5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline) of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer, and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.

10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys. Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's ears removed with a cheese grater.


11. Asking for a 'doggy bag' in restaurants shall no longer be permitted. Restaurants shall serve portions that Her Majesty could devour on a good day.

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket, and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting out of their deliveries.

13. On a related note, waiters and waitresses shall no longer act as if they are very pleased to serve you. Like in England, it should become acceptable that serving staff is sullen, miserable and uninterested.

14.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

15. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

16. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, with saucers, and never mugs, with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

annawhite: it wasn't rite for u to call nigerian women such a despicable name
If we weren't precious stones ;guys wouldn't be coming back home to pick a wife! . . . .

ok. NOT ALL NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE HOES. ANNAWHITE IS NOT ONE.

You happy now, baby?

annawhite: u are talking a nigerian LovePeddler?remember !!!!

So how do u want it?

anyway you want baby

nice pic

annawhite: flirt with some gay guy on nairaland ?

baby... whats my name?

annawhite: ;Dit wasn't a compliment silly!

was it a flirt?