₦airaland Forum

geeez: It's census dumbie

You responded to my first post on this thread which gave reasons. I'll post it again but this time, show it to a twelve year old and ask him/her to read it and explain to you:


Seriously there's nothing wrong with a state trying to identify its residents and create a database that will help in better administering the state. It will serve the following purposes:

1. Effective Tax Monitoring
2. Effective provision of infrastructure
3. Provision of adequate security. (Since you know which areas have the most population)
4. A database for the unemployed with a view to establishing a social security structure
5. Provision of effective health care
6. Prioritization of transportation routes, links and means
7. Education for school aged children

Ati be be lo

shymexx: Let me indulge you...

Mr. intelligent cu.nt, can you please tell us what needs to be done to transform Lagos from the snarl-up cesspit it's at the moment to a megacity??

shymexx: I concur!

The state needs to generate more money by taxing the elites more for their exhibitionist lifestyles and distribute the wealth... All the shanty houses in the state also needs to be demolished - and the funds accrued from the taxes paid by the exhibitionists should be used to build well defined housing estates around the state for the poor because every sane society needs a mix of the rich, middle class and the poor... However, to qualify for a flat in the housing estate - you've to either be from Lagos, be born and raised there, or have lived there for a period of time(preferably 10 years straight)... All those who can neither afford to pay the taxes nor live in Lagos - should be made to leave the place...

shymexx: Please, don't feed the troll...

geeez: ...but no matter how hard you hate, we still lead

Shollypopz: What d fvck are u saying, u demented goat!! Lagos will be Lagos with or without other tribes! Now shut ur pie hole, I've had enough of ur silly talk!

Shollypopz: spoilt fish u mean?
Nah, it's squeaky clean baby! Check ur breath, dammit!! Have u tried mouth wash?? It helps with the smell

geeez: Now this guy needs to have his head examined.

coogar: shut up, please!
don't address me with your brainless remarks and idiotic rants - find someone else to play with! i have a zero tolerance for simpletons of your ilk!

geeez: A resident of a state is a person who lives and works (or hopes to work) in that state. Hope that helps

Shollypopz: U can see those people against the idea are the Igbos and Hausas. They clearly do not want the best for Lagos as a Yoruba state.

If it hurts u so much that Lagos is making progress, go back to your state and implement the same law!! Shikena!

coogar: the ghost residents overloading the power transformers and the other amenities in the state! governor fashola is too lenient - there are tough measures he can introduce that would decongest lagos......the smallest state in land size is the most populous - very bizarre!

Shollypopz: I was a toddler in 1996. Sorry, I can't recall much that happened back then

Shollypopz: I am proud because of the Yoruba history, crafts, talents, and our achievements as a tribe!

yeah rite, like they invented the ipad

Fvcking Liar!! For years, I've been living in the U.S, I've never boarded a plane with a Nigerian where the whole plane was smelling of fish. Shut the fvck up cos what u said doesn't even make sense. When did they start allowing you board a plane with fish in ur handbag or small luggage?? When??!! mtcheew!

geeez: It's for residents. Is that so hard to understand?

If you will be living in Lagos, you need to get registered so the state can make adequate provision for you. Is that not what it is?

If you are visiting, you won't need it. Will Chevron issue you a staff ID just because you wanna come in for a meeting?

geeez: When someone calls himself cuntdestroyer, you can be too sure he's had a brain damage

Shollypopz: That must be your breath! Crest baby, it works magic!

Baby mama: The problem arises,who is a Lagosian?
Can a Lagos resident who moves to Abuja or London continue to carry his ID card and can a JJC who just arrived Lagos get an ID card?
Of what purpose is this ID if I may ask and how do they verify that the individual is what he claims to be?
Is there a means electronically to verify an authentic I D from an oluwole
this is just a money making venture someone thought out and I see it being a tool for harassment and extortion and nothing more

Shollypopz: GBAM!! I love ur use of Ati be be lo instead of etc

Shollypopz: It'a fvcking good idea!!

When it's time for census, those Igbo and Hausa ppl will go to their village to be counted. Can u imagine the level of illiteracy??

For years, Lagos state has been trying to increase the amount of funds allocated to the state. Since funds are given based on population, I think.

Can you imagine places like Kano and Kaduna getting more funding from the federal government than Lagos state. When we all know the population in Lagos is way more than those states.

You get counted in ur state and then come to Lagos to overpopulate the state and share the lil funding it receives, Illiterates!!

geeez: Great move

So we know how many Igbos live with us and where they are and how to deal with them decisively

But seriously there's nothing wrong with a state trying to identify its residents and create a database that will help in better administering the state. It will serve the following purposes:

1. Effective Tax Monitoring
2. Effective provision of infrastructure
3. Provision of adequate security. (Since you know which areas have the most population)
4. A database for the unemployed with a view to establishing a social security structure
5. Provision of effective health care
6. Prioritization of transportation routes, links and means
7. Education for school aged children

Ati be be lo

shymexx: Those people are a waste of space...

It's better to bribe your way through and pay an insider than waste your time by going there to apply for anything...

The place looks like those warehouse churches in Peckham Rye and Old Kent road...

coogar: immigration cannot be tackled - security is the target!
fashola cannot control who comes into lagos - but he can make lagos unbearable for the immigrants in such a way that they would lose the appetite to stay in lagos! fashola should up the ante - make 80% of lagos roads a congestion zone.....build more toll plazas, make the resident's ID card compulsory or introduce incentives to having one.....for instance, .people with the IDs get 10% discount on their transport fare or free toll till 2015.

cap28: One thing you must understand about the civil rights movement is that it died in the 1960s along with MLK and Malcolm X - almost every single radical black leader who tried to rally black americans during this period was either murdered by the US govt, incarcerated for life or in permanent exile . The survivors who agreed to co-operate were bought off (Jesse Jackson, Rev Sharpton)

Today any black leader who tries to speak out is demonised, ridiculed and discredited (like Rev Wright and Louis Farrakhan).

ever heard of COINTELPRO (counter intelligence programme) it was a covert operation conducted by the FBI and one of its many objectives was to PREVENT THE RISE OF A BLACK MESSIAH:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=Zejpx_1Fs5w&NR=1

shymexx: Cunt_destroyer/ODB/Ghosfacekillah is a mulatto/mixed race troll.....

shymexx: It's to get the accurate number of people living in the state, so as to provide ascertain the number of people the government would be responsible for... It'll also help the government know what to plan for and how to curb net migration...