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Romance / Re: 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by curvysola(f): 2:01pm On Nov 30, 2016
9. “I got you new shoes.”

There’s no such thing as too many shoes, and every girl would be excited to get new shoes from bae.

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Romance / Re: 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by curvysola(f): 2:00pm On Nov 30, 2016
8. “Your hair looks nice.”

It takes a lot of effort to make hair look nice, and every girl loves hearing bae say her hair is awesome.

Romance / Re: 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by curvysola(f): 1:58pm On Nov 30, 2016
7. ” I have a surprise for you.”

Girls love surprises, and hearing those magical words will excite any girl.
Romance / Re: 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by curvysola(f): 1:56pm On Nov 30, 2016
6. “Your makeup looks great!”

Girls put a lot of effort into their makeup and having bae acknowledge that is really amazing.

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Romance / Re: 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by curvysola(f): 1:55pm On Nov 30, 2016
5. “Baby”

Being called baby is just so cute and sweet, and makes girls feel all warm and tingly inside.

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Romance / Re: 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by curvysola(f): 1:53pm On Nov 30, 2016
4. “I’m proud of you."

Every girl loves it when her man is proud of her achievements and lets her know he’s super proud of his baby girl.
Romance / Re: 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by curvysola(f): 1:52pm On Nov 30, 2016
3. “You’re beautiful.”

Every girl knows she’s beautiful, but there’s just something extra special about bae saying it and making her feel like she’s the most beautiful girl in the world, especially when she has no makeup on.

Romance / Re: 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by curvysola(f): 1:51pm On Nov 30, 2016
2. “Check your account, I sent you some money.”

Sometimes, some money from bae is all it takes to brighten a girl’s day.

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Romance / 10 Exciting Things Every Girl Wants To Hear From Bae by curvysola(f): 1:49pm On Nov 30, 2016
Love is sweet.

Sometimes, all it takes is a few sweet words from bae to make your day. Here are 10 things absolutely every girl loves to hear from bae.

1. “I got you food.”

Food is awesome, and getting surprised by bae with lunch or dinner is one of the best things ever, especially if you’re a foodie!

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Romance / 13 Common Childhood Insults We All Used When We Were In Primary School by curvysola(f): 1:28pm On Nov 30, 2016
Primary school was such a silly time in our lives.

As kids, we were so innocent and precious and usually involved in some form of mischief or the other. There were awesome trademark insults that everyone in primary school knew. Getting these insults was the most painful thing ever, and here are the most common ones we could remember.

1. ‘Bombastic element’


2. You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?


3. ‘Tear Tear, Patch Patch, Omo baba shoemaker’


4. ‘American dusting powder’


5. ‘See your scatter scatter teeth like James bond bullet’


6. ‘The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am’


7. ‘You mess, akpu fly gate.’


8. ‘Monkey banana’


9. ‘The strongest man for your village na akpu kill am’


10. ‘You mess for church, Jesus statue wey dey for crucifix cover hin nose’



12. ‘Kuli-kuli attack your village, nobody survive’

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Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Nigerian Woman Who Wears Wigs Can Relate To by curvysola(f): 1:16pm On Nov 30, 2016
8. The feeling you get when you take off the wig at Night is the best thing ever.

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Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Nigerian Woman Who Wears Wigs Can Relate To by curvysola(f): 1:15pm On Nov 30, 2016
7. The elastic band can be really uncomfortable.

When the elastic is too tight, you just have to smile through the pain.
Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Nigerian Woman Who Wears Wigs Can Relate To by curvysola(f): 1:14pm On Nov 30, 2016
6 . You can’t let bae play with your hair anyhow or do too much rough play.

He’s going to see that you’re not the girl he thinks you are.

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Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Nigerian Woman Who Wears Wigs Can Relate To by curvysola(f): 1:12pm On Nov 30, 2016
5. When you remove your wig, you immediately transform.

You go from looking like Jenifa, to looking like Suliat.

Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Nigerian Woman Who Wears Wigs Can Relate To by curvysola(f): 1:11pm On Nov 30, 2016
4. You can’t dance as much as you want to at Owambes

You have to dance carefully when you have a wig on, and not komole too much, or this could happen to you.

Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Nigerian Woman Who Wears Wigs Can Relate To by curvysola(f): 1:09pm On Nov 30, 2016
3. The heat makes your scalp itch all the time

Nigeria can be terribly hot sometimes, and it will have you tapping your wig like:

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Romance / Re: 8 Things Every Nigerian Woman Who Wears Wigs Can Relate To by curvysola(f): 1:08pm On Nov 30, 2016
2. Great wigs are expensive

Unless you want to wear darling yaki wigs, good weaves cost a lot of money. At the end of the day, you’ll slay, but you’d also have to soak garri for a few days.

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Romance / 8 Things Every Nigerian Woman Who Wears Wigs Can Relate To by curvysola(f): 1:07pm On Nov 30, 2016
Wigs have saved millions of Nigerian women’s lives and hair lines for years.

What I love the most about wigs is the flexibility and the ease that they provide. Wigs are stress-free, all you have to do is wear them when you need to, and take them off when you’re done.

The best part? You don’t need to spend hours in a salon! As much as we all love wigs, there are some struggles that accompany the wig life. Here are some of the most common ones.

1. Wigs love to fall in public and disgrace you and your entire generation

Once there’s a little wind, or you’re on an Okada, your wig can decide to show its lack of home training and disgrace you just like that!

Romance / Re: I And My Side Chick Have Ended Things (pictures Added) by curvysola(f): 10:55am On Nov 02, 2016
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Romance / Re: Lingerie Experts Identified 9 Different Types Of Boobs. by curvysola(f): 6:11pm On Oct 11, 2016
very immature display of ignorance angry

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Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 6:08pm On Oct 11, 2016
thesuave10:



Any change done in this buhari period might not be good so we'll stick with iit wink tongue. Get ready for karate toasting (all the way) grin
i have been training karate girl tongue
Romance / Re: Which Song Do You Have On Repeat Right Now? by curvysola(f): 10:58pm On Oct 09, 2016
rihanna - love on the brain
Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 10:50pm On Oct 09, 2016
Benita27:
Hehehehe, like seriously @curcysola, you mean Nigerian should adopt her own english?, i guess pidgin isn't enough for you.

That movie bored me as hell, can't even remember the few scenes i saw.

Nollywood is 100 years behind.
no jor but its a fun way to make people laugh while gisting
Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 10:49pm On Oct 09, 2016
thesuave10:


Well you never know till you.... future tip: use your pic for more effectgrin tongue
kunfu toaster tongue you will never change abi?
Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 10:25pm On Oct 09, 2016
thesuave10:


Sure. Lol, the apartment should be around maitama . :PTell your mum and brothers you'll be moving to a business house cheesy
joker

Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 10:18pm On Oct 09, 2016
thesuave10:
Sure thing... one of my favorite african tv shows. So Sola you sat down In your abj apartment to check alll these out abi grin
no jor, saw it on a site
which abj apartment did you give me?
i am staying with my mum and brothers cheesy
Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 10:12pm On Oct 09, 2016
Beamborla:

Oh com'on! angry

This is just like a sitcom... Don't ruin the fun, pls.
I don't do telemundos myself... they irritate the living out of me
very true

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Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 9:56pm On Oct 09, 2016
7. “I Am Priding In You” – Meaning I’m Proud Of You

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Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 9:55pm On Oct 09, 2016
6. “It Is You That Sabi” – Meaning It’s Your Problem

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Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 9:54pm On Oct 09, 2016
5. “How Is Your Parenting?” – Meaning How Are Your Parents?

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Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 9:53pm On Oct 09, 2016
4. “Henemies” – Meaning Enemies

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Romance / Re: 7 Catch Phrases Nigerians Have Adopted From The Jenifa Series by curvysola(f): 9:51pm On Oct 09, 2016
3. “Wanever” – Meaning Whatever

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