9. “I got you new shoes.”

There’s no such thing as too many shoes, and every girl would be excited to get new shoes from bae.

8. “Your hair looks nice.”

It takes a lot of effort to make hair look nice, and every girl loves hearing bae say her hair is awesome.

7. ” I have a surprise for you.”

Girls love surprises, and hearing those magical words will excite any girl.

6. “Your makeup looks great!”

Girls put a lot of effort into their makeup and having bae acknowledge that is really amazing.

5. “Baby”

Being called baby is just so cute and sweet, and makes girls feel all warm and tingly inside.

4. “I’m proud of you."

Every girl loves it when her man is proud of her achievements and lets her know he’s super proud of his baby girl.

3. “You’re beautiful.”

Every girl knows she’s beautiful, but there’s just something extra special about bae saying it and making her feel like she’s the most beautiful girl in the world, especially when she has no makeup on.

2. “Check your account, I sent you some money.”

Sometimes, some money from bae is all it takes to brighten a girl’s day.

Love is sweet.

Sometimes, all it takes is a few sweet words from bae to make your day. Here are 10 things absolutely every girl loves to hear from bae.

1. “I got you food.”

Food is awesome, and getting surprised by bae with lunch or dinner is one of the best things ever, especially if you’re a foodie!

Primary school was such a silly time in our lives.

As kids, we were so innocent and precious and usually involved in some form of mischief or the other. There were awesome trademark insults that everyone in primary school knew. Getting these insults was the most painful thing ever, and here are the most common ones we could remember.

1. ‘Bombastic element’


2. You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?


3. ‘Tear Tear, Patch Patch, Omo baba shoemaker’


4. ‘American dusting powder’


5. ‘See your scatter scatter teeth like James bond bullet’


6. ‘The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am’


7. ‘You mess, akpu fly gate.’


8. ‘Monkey banana’


9. ‘The strongest man for your village na akpu kill am’


10. ‘You mess for church, Jesus statue wey dey for crucifix cover hin nose’



12. ‘Kuli-kuli attack your village, nobody survive’

7. The elastic band can be really uncomfortable.

When the elastic is too tight, you just have to smile through the pain.

6 . You can’t let bae play with your hair anyhow or do too much rough play.

He’s going to see that you’re not the girl he thinks you are.

5. When you remove your wig, you immediately transform.

You go from looking like Jenifa, to looking like Suliat.

4. You can’t dance as much as you want to at Owambes

You have to dance carefully when you have a wig on, and not komole too much, or this could happen to you.

3. The heat makes your scalp itch all the time

Nigeria can be terribly hot sometimes, and it will have you tapping your wig like:

2. Great wigs are expensive

Unless you want to wear darling yaki wigs, good weaves cost a lot of money. At the end of the day, you’ll slay, but you’d also have to soak garri for a few days.

Wigs have saved millions of Nigerian women’s lives and hair lines for years.

What I love the most about wigs is the flexibility and the ease that they provide. Wigs are stress-free, all you have to do is wear them when you need to, and take them off when you’re done.

The best part? You don’t need to spend hours in a salon! As much as we all love wigs, there are some struggles that accompany the wig life. Here are some of the most common ones.

1. Wigs love to fall in public and disgrace you and your entire generation

Once there’s a little wind, or you’re on an Okada, your wig can decide to show its lack of home training and disgrace you just like that!

very immature display of ignorance

thesuave10:



Any change done in this buhari period might not be good so we'll stick with iit . Get ready for karate toasting (all the way)

i have been training karate girl

rihanna - love on the brain

Benita27:
Hehehehe, like seriously @curcysola, you mean Nigerian should adopt her own english?, i guess pidgin isn't enough for you.

That movie bored me as hell, can't even remember the few scenes i saw.

Nollywood is 100 years behind.

no jor but its a fun way to make people laugh while gisting

thesuave10:


Well you never know till you.... future tip: use your pic for more effect

kunfu toaster you will never change abi?

thesuave10:


Sure. Lol, the apartment should be around maitama . :PTell your mum and brothers you'll be moving to a business house

joker

thesuave10:
Sure thing... one of my favorite african tv shows. So Sola you sat down In your abj apartment to check alll these out abi

no jor, saw it on a site
which abj apartment did you give me?
i am staying with my mum and brothers

Beamborla:

Oh com'on!

This is just like a sitcom... Don't ruin the fun, pls.
I don't do telemundos myself... they irritate the living out of me

very true