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celemel:
Genius is d ability to do d extra-ordinary in ordinary ways. If this boy has d mtel gprs settings, let him share it or keep d peace forever. Knowledge is meaningless if not shared. The most things we find on the net here are posted by other humans like us so that we may share and learn and grow with them. Whomsoever does not want to share his 'little' knowledge or 'tiny' information with others should rather stay and brood in his bedroom than come to an open forum such as this to brag unnecessarily. Boys, ignore the boy and lets move ahead. Someone else would have the settings very very soon, (that is, if he himself has anything like it at all, or if mtel even has the service running. Who knows?)

Peace to all men of goodwill,

Well said

Right

Female

A young Yoruba man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan
officer.  He tells the loan officer that he is going to Lagos on a
vacation, for two weeks, and needs to borrow $5,000.  The bank officer
tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so
the Yoruba man hands over the keys to a new brand BMW 6 series.  The car
is parked on the street in front of the bank.  The yourba man produces
the title and everything checks out.

 
The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.  The
bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the yoruba
man, for using an $80,000 BMW as collateral against a $5,000 loan.  An
employee of the bank then drives the BMW into the bank's underground garage and
parks it there.   

Two weeks later, the yoruba man returns, repays the $5,000 and the
interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are
very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked
you  out and found that you are a successful business man. What
puzzles us is,why would you bother to borrow $5,000?"
 
The Yoruba man replies: "Where else in New York City can I park my car
for two weeks, and pay only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I
return?"
The bank employees watch as he pulls out of the garage, windows down
and sunroof open. Juju music blasting from his car, as he pulled away.

I confess i'm a shy guy

How are we lost?

Welcome sexyangel

How do i come in here now?  

Whom did you ask then?

Hot

Tall or short

Why ask me?

Dictatorship

Single or pair

You

Fiction or non-fiction

Are you the only one here?

drought

What question?

Neither

Angel Jolie or charlize Theron

Plenty food

Poetry or drama

Staring at the world through my rearview

flower:
Naked

Green

Introvert or extrovert

Muslim


Dressed or naked

What does that suppose to mean?

Wrong

Can't you see the answer above?

Fried

Beans or Garri?

Yes, o! We need those settings

babagana:
@cushman where are you?

My guy, i've been around and about. What's cooking?

@smiler, I feel youbut you are wrong; I'm not supporting what is happening.

Fill

egoldman:
cushman i lived in maiduguri for 9 years ,and i would like to say that i understand the feelings of muslims because of this cartoons,but then throughout my time in maiduguri i never heard of or experienced any incident of bornu christians saying or doing anything agaisnt muslims,they have been very peaceful people,
now tell me how does that sound when the muslims who are right to feel wronged go about and kill this christians who have done nuttin to them actualy,or do u think that the christians in maiduguri have a hand or some hands in what the news paper wrote in denmark ? i don't think so ,so u can clearly see that to burn houses of christians,their churches and other things are not the right reactions except if u can directly link them to the cartoon,
the problem here is that some muslims simply don't know how to show their unhapiness with what they don't agree with ,mind u i say that its right for them to feel bad about the cartoon ,but the reactions we see today is not right,
i live in mumbai,india and we also had muslims here protesting agaisnt the cartoon ,but it was very peacful ,they went to the danish embassy ,and showed that they are not happy ,that is how it is done.do u know that even some christians are against the cartoon ?
ofcos i know that there are muslims that are rational ,what i expected that u woudl be agaisnt is the hadrliners that always instigate their followers to go about and indulge into violence stuff to justify their fundamentalism.
calling people from the north "animals" is purely wrong,two wrongs would never make a right ,we have christians in the north too,we also have muslims in the north that are agaisnt this protests though they feel bad about the cartoon,now how do u think this people would feel when u blanket every notherner as an "animal" ,let common sense rule .

You've said everything. Thank you.

jclord:
@cushman,

If Muslims believe Jesus is a Prophet how come they don't follow is teachings of peace, forgiveness and love?

Ofcourse Muslims believe and follow the teachings of Jesus christ.