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misssclassy:
[color=#000050]What do you know? Are you any better?

I can bet my last penny that you are dumber than 95% of Nigerian girls[/color]

ok.

queenzibah:
no ! Wats dat ?

lol its not frm me u will hear it.... Ur a good girl, I dnt want u to be bad

Rapmoney:
Most of them will say '2.1' but we know how they arrived at that!

The 'golden hole' in-between their legs did the magic for them

lool rapmoney na u yarn dah one ooooo .


Well u can't blame d situation, some are trapped by some wicked lecturers....

queenzibah:
or nw I see, so pls tel me taught its two for jollly ? Y 3 nw

eva had a 3 some?

Rapmoney:
You would be shocked that the 'beautiful' girl you are dying for knows nothing

lol ... Tym go come wen I go dey ask dem what did u come out wit in school

All all what dey knw is kim kardashian and victoria secret

queenzibah:
Two gay nd I'm seeein 3men lie everywhEre

r u blind? D op wrote 3 gay men

Cruelty

MhizDeedy:
Ah! Runs to report to Bishop

dnt u like it?

MhizDeedy:
Come nd help me cova it now big head

wit my lips? Runs wit full speed

Johnny dickshot

Lol dat painful moment wen a sexually activ girl denies u sex...m

I just can't phatom what will make me cheat on my spouse

shachris:
Lol. hector u no go understand.

even d gbagaun sef kill pass d real bullet

MhizDeedy:

cova ur mouth befor fly enta insyd

Na ppo like introvert dey go this kind church..

Op ur english sef jus dey make me laugh... Whch one be "has shoot"

BraniacX:
La he la

Na today tortoise dey wear cap carry bagco super sack?

oya receiv sense

Her luck.....

Captainswag225:
dey dia,,, some fat men get fire power pass u soo called slim men. Leave onila alone oo, we will be planning our wedding soon. Lmao

for whr u and onila wan take marry?

BraniacX:
Don't be gweedy mehn!!

Am planning to seed the sphaggetti with brain cells for an artificial intelligence sidekick of mine, no it will be noodles for you, though you can choose the spice that comes with it

And abeg no konk me oh!

No go dislocate the noodles from the water inside my head oh!

so afta all the brain wey u get, u stiil dey plant indomie for ground make e grow....

redgem:
ya....lol I'm from IMO

really me too

Captainswag225:
lol, die oo, who talk u say all fat men get small tin? Onila will cry blood.

ehen na.. All fat men get small prick.... Onila will still cry because she virgin pass virgin maria sef...

Wen a good girl gets bad eventually, she is worse dan the worst

prettythicksme:
Dunno

or ur shy to tell me...

Captainswag225:
hahahahahaha, at first onila will get hurt but with time she will get used to it.

lmao... So ur small prick will make onila cry.... Laff hav kill me

redgem:
I'm allergic to rain....I get reactions

for real? Am gona buy a car den

So whr u from?

prettythicksme:
damm!chubby guy have..... i have repent

so u been bad before

BraniacX:
Bwahahahahahaha because i got all the brains and i just took most of yours during the exchange am gonna give you noodles instead

But seriously, even my advanced programming no prepare me for this one oh!!!

Hope am forgiven sha?

if I konk u... Gv me spaggetti instead....

Captainswag225:
Onila, WILL U MARRY ME AND BE MINE FOREVER?

are u sure his prick will even enta d narrow gate?

prettythicksme:
If u fat,then what will happen?

den my prick will increase by 2inches to d original size