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Zenith bank don cast.... Yesterday of all the five atm"s in d gallery, only one was working....



Up Gtb...

Surgical procedure dat can remove any of d organs...

tinziemaine:
yea its bothering me because I disvirgined her

because she eventualy will do dat if u break her heart so strive to love her... Love is pain and happiness combined... Thre r hard times, and lovely times... If ur so quick to break up wit a gurl den u ain fit for marriage, cuz u may end up havn a good number of divorce cases...


So bro, just see the good in her...

Why not break up wit her in a cemetery.... Nonsense...

U don't want a nakked gurl to curse u bro...

They will soon have....

Why can't the nigerian army do classified operations for once...


The masses aren't suposed to hear this... The army is too too open..


Pardon my english...

Op yes listen to mbkite.. Don't joke wit a woman dat loves u.. U won't get her typ anymore.... I"m speakin frm experience...

Cuz am yet to find someone like my ex....

Cux he was entrapped wit the aura aand charm of her two water melons....

U hav to do more work bro.....

Hmm... He was lucky he Ddnt find himself in d indian ocean....

Lol reminds me of a millenium development goal


Halt and begin to reverse the sale of dollars across the country....

DharmyYinks:
Chai!

Oga cutehector I hail u o

Ride on sir




*runs out of thread*

lmao.. U aint seen anythn yet

Gurgle:
hm ok

being able to sit together in silence without it being awkward and uncomfortable

long drives to nowhere in particular

being able to go a while without speaking or seeing each other without it causing problems. like we can have our own space at times

giving each other thoughtful gifts

having an understanding of each other that nobody else has

being able to be honest with each other about anything

u must be exceptional

Most ladies can't go on a while without speakin to thr boyfrnds or seein eachoda... If d guy doesn't call for days, they start getn annoyed and angry... And d worst part is, they dnt even call to find out wats wrong, and d next tin u receiv is an annoyin text sayin, shey you hav forgoten me ba...

I really hate dat shitt...

winetapper:
Mistake Guys Make While Cooking

Written by : Winetapper
Inspiration: Awon Werey 100%

all of dem is true....

Cc' introvert

MrsPhyno:
I have read it yea. She's a great author mehnnn

I'm into only Igbo names too these days. If I was to pick an English name it would probably be biblical and more Hebrew-ish. There's one name in the bible I liked since I was small, Barsillae. So yeah I agree with that Igbo thing. But I would try to find a more rare name not all these over used ones lol

nebuchadnezzar

chomytex:
That's how we roll...crazy bt intelligent

wats ur current gp in school?

Gurgle:
oh

hmm that's hard to answer. whats your love language? maybe I can get how to answer from yours

teasing togeda, returnin my calls, dinner at eachoda"s house.. Long hours of texting

chomytex:
I no hate my name jhur...we're just crazy..

u r really crazy..

chomytex:
Emmanuella,kamsi,uchenna and and ermm chisom,in no particular order sha.

Ah no go name my pikin chioma..crazy set of ppl

ah ah.. Look who is nw sayn she hates d name chioma.. And I was here apologizing... Mcheew

chomytex:
I hate u.

I knw .. I get that all the tym..

Gurgle:
what do you mean

those gestures dat make u like someone easily

2dice:
lol
Dam u looklike an enveglist for real
Being Bad is not Goood at all

you r wrong.. Being bad is good afterall....

Gurgle:
Lol, I don't know sha. its for somebody to work out

got a love language?

chomytex:

no hard feelings.... Am sorry...

Gurgle:
Lol im sorry not to be loose like you said but I cant be snatched, only gently persuaded

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alryt... Gently persuaded in whch ways?

MrsPhyno:
Goodnight ooooo

My name.... Lol its one Chi name like that

lol, u'l tell me tomoro....

chomytex:
I no like nneoma n nnenna

so... I dnt like mary either... Or chioma

Gurgle:
Lol, it wasn't me it was another NLer who started calling him my husband. then it just stayed like that sha

im starting to like this signature lol

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so I can snatch u away from him ryt?

MrsPhyno:
My phone is actually overheating from use o

I do believe. Otherwise I could name my kid Iroabuchi

goodnyt dear.. I ddnt get ur name...


Byee

Gurgle:
Maigida lol

btw you know I was joking right, I was talking about IamLegend1 as my Fulani husband

bae sorry to call you unnecessarily, will start getting some of those weird letters soon

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lmao..... Why not get married to him for real? Seems like u like to dwell in fantasy