₦airaland Forum

Nneka123:
Monkey feeling cute, Biko gerra here mehn.

its my thread.. Snake

I want tea

JewelDiamond:
Ask Don Jazzy.". Omo u don make me fall in love o"

abeg whr u hear dis ur music from? Na dbanj sing am na.. Shooo

Nneka123:
o giwa ka Isi na adiro nma.

mgbeke feelin funky.. Biko Si eba puo

U guys r just crazy..... Thinkn nonsense... Some people even think weda Jesus ddnt even hav girlfriends...

sinaj:
not true i dont jore

hw do u knw u don't snore? Do u watch urself sleep?

Nneka123:
You boys get fervid over silly issues. op sounding as if he's about to cry over this


You have hands you can wash the dishes, washing the dishes was never meant to be only a girl's job.

so u go chop food finish expect me make I fly come wash ur plate for u ryt? Odi ka ishi adigimma

Enegod:
first impression matters nau

Na when you knack all her sisters join, their eyes go open

looool... Her sisters r like in their 30s tho.

LadyBoss1:
Chai
Poor girl
See peanuts wey the guy steal ... Nah wah
But dat think happens alot in dat gt bank , heard few stories ... People should just be careful and banks need to up their security .. Like how can u steal inside bank ... Smh

lol.. Who would u blame?

LadyBoss1:
Morning
Lol u no dey sleep

am always on my system.. Writing codes...

Enegod:
say they wan kidnap or kill you?

When they get to know you better and accept you, fear no go the catch you again

as in eh, sotey I begin to yarn d chic abt church tinx....

lilmax:
@op your post really pain some lazy women .....

I swear.. Especially dat lazy ireneidiva

LadyBoss1:
Op they might want you to come to their house doesnt mean he wants to bang! Or has funny intentions if the guy no b rapist its up to d chic if she wants anything to happen
Its how u carry urself .
Also its a cheaper option n safe bet for guys these'days.. He might want to know the type of chic the girl is .. And not want to spend money yet.

My opinion

now tell me why u won't get a good man in dis life wit all ur wisdom... Nice comment

Swagloverss but u will be d first person to remind ur fiance why he hasn't taken u to his house to see his parents...


Dumb ladies everywhr... If the invyt dem na problem, if dem no invyt dem, na still problem. Dem go feel say him dey hide somethin. Mtchew

Enegod:
lma0

enegod ehen btw, e get one babe wey invyt me ova to her house o. Her mumsy and all her sisters dey.. All ov dem jus sitdon for palour like this.. Fear begin catch me..

Singin in fela's voice

Na you fault be that!

Don't u realise u aren't suposed to gv anyone money who isn't sittn down on teller room?

Evry night in my dreams
I kiss u
I feel u.......



I feel for her tho

ivyT:
Just cos they want to stick their 3rd leg into sumthing.....maleSpecies=sex=disgusting

is sex disgusting?

Enegod:
mess never wake you up before?

if she mess, u mess your own to counterbalance

sinaj:
Daz why derez ear muff...


for snoring bae


I dont snore though

u do...

Enegod:
I can deal with a snoring chick, but a chick that farts like a camel in her sleep is a NO NO

hw u go take knw say she dey mess na.. Abi u go dey awake all nyt dey watch am sleep?

Tashaamania silently viewing

Deeeebie:
Take me out ?? ... E-outing ?

whch one is e outing.. R u dat so dumb? He wants to take u out.. Out out out... Jeez!

Wats bad wit sex on a first date....

AfricanApple:
what do you think, men will always be what they are

yea dats right

I want u to b my girl.

So the remainin three whr dem fly go?

Mhizkel:
Nah..I prefer sugarcane.

hahahahahhaha mhizkel. I lyk dat! Savvy

whizzzz:
yeah I think that is a great advice. but my fear is he all think I back stab him...b'cos he comes to me for advice.

bakstabbin is a bad thing. Ok why not tell d gurl dah see, ur bessfrnd is so madly in luv wit her and why isn't she gvn him d greenlight. Play the matchmaket. Mk her see reasons why she should say yes to him.

No matter what happens, let no girl cause quarell btw u and ur bestman.... She aint worth the scuffle.. Buh u could talk to him, seek his permission to try ur luck on her...

Am only qona break break and break break ur heart........

Try harder obadiah... I knw ur tyrna mimic a troll buh u just too dry