₦airaland Forum

Luedave:
wow! U a real lady.... Fair anof in which book, chapter and verse pls. Inaddition i supose jesus died for me and u sins, so therefore this great guys( g.ays and lesb) and doin anytin bhad.;-)

will u remain in sin because my grace abound? Godforbid! Says d lord

Seems her body dey sweet am

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Interesting [/color]

I think she likes u...

The problem isn't getn married to a cute yoruba lady, d problem is the in laws...

I have given them away to their sexual perversions, so that wat they do seems right before their eyes.. Says the lord

Lord hav mercy... what a horrible way to die...

redgem:
I can't even imagine a church where the pastor would seek virgins...

Funny picture though

Hehehehe fp

Nothing special about it sha

I dedicate it to my Nl crush

his name

misspicy:
Not many young girls have vibrators i agree with few tho

lol u can't say... I stick wit many...

Investment banking.

TrAshy

MrCork:
IF HE WANNA GO THERE THEN I GO THERE:

HOMEBASE GUY TOASTING A FEMALE:
SCENARIO
Homebase Guy: Darlin. Please can I no you coz think I no u from some where. ..Darlin can I have yor nomba? (This is there favourite chatuo line)
Homebase female: huh?? ...which nomba??... F*** NO... ..... GET THE STEPPPING!!!!


THE LONDONER TOASTING A FEMALE:
SCENARIO:
Londoner: Hey Sugarpie, yor gloomy eyes moves like an ocean movin from River Nile while yor smile feels like the Mountain beggin for Vocano..May I have yor number?

Homebase Female: Really?? OOoooo Thank u so much & hear is my nomba. Please call me!

..My professional advise: Don't hate the Playa..Hate the Game!!(no oofeinse)

ewu

I feel lyk gvn u a slap!

tosyne2much:
Personally, I believe lectures are more promiscuous than doctors


Some lecturers don't hide the fact that they bleep students.. Last week, a lecturer in my sch told the whole class that bleeped a lady and still gave her a C/O

d babe been dey d class?

Na dvd player?

Who is rick?


I said who d fvck is rick?


So you mean ur busy fvckn rick in my bed?


Get the fvck out of my house and go meet the fvckn rick ! Fvckn LovePeddler

Go fvck urself

sweettease:
Lmao

Wetin happen? Na soakaway?

the bae nose dey percieve smell 5meters away

angieberry:
Hian! This is serious.
Lol @ I am sparta

lol so fvckn hilarious am still laffn till nw...

Rat bEen die insyd him mouth or wetin?

Because they think the bearded guys will tolerate their unshaved pu_ssy and armpits!

Bros... I hail you!

Nneka123:
Okpo. You are the only who looks unkempt. You look more than unkempt, there's no word to describe what you look like.

Nonsense.

why can't this illiterate spell unkept correctly for once...

LadyBoss1:
Bank security
Cuz over here d kind hidden camera we get
N cctv follows u everywhere..

in as much as there would be a lot of cctv cameras in d bank doesn't make one to throw away thr common sense.

pbs4real:
u write codes?

yup

?

Nneka123:
I guess that was your first time going to the beach @ your dp

Are you that dumb that you can't figure out the right outfit to wear?

You look unkempt. unkept

lol.. In ur beach, men wear suits and d ladies wear wedding gowns... Mumu


Its a beach darling... We all look unkept!

Nneka123:
And you look like a hyena

hw does a hyena look like? Hav u seen one befor? Oops, I forgot, u live in d bush! Bush girl

ireneidiva:
You are lucky I'm in a good mood.

lol I'm lucky? Inform me wen ur at ur worst mood... I'd gladly come make u run madt!

CaptainJune:
Mister, that gal is on a long tin if she takes up that assignment. Once she steps into that house the devil will begin to minister to the Reverend daily until in the end the Reverend's only excuse will be, "The Devil made me do it."

Avoidable tragedy

I pirry yall mehn..

Nneka123:
Well your thread reeks of dumb _shit.

why would a shi_t lover not like whr there is poo... Look here, am nad one of those guys who tell u nice things u wana hear.. Btw yu bera change your dp, u look lyk a skank.

Its surprising many young girls hav viibrratoors..

sinaj:
I want chocolate

what kinda chocolate