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Mzflexydeeva:
when

so u wana tell me all the money we spend for dinner and lunch and airtym and gifts on u girls r for fun ryt?

God fearing heart

Adaeze003:
Aiit...

so I guess this is the part whr we follow each oda and exchange contacts

Reminds me of the movie "catch me if u can" starring leonardo di caprio

Babe pls come again..

No!

Why do we hav to buy sex wit money

mekaboy:
May thunder fire the girl that will refuse my mothers food the first time they meet. Love gbakwa oku (love burn to ashes). Maybe God used that to show me a sign she is not the one.

If i was the guy, i wont even wait for my mother to tell me before i knw.

What nonsense? There r several ways she would have gone about it.

1, mummy my stomach is full, i will only lick soup with meat.

2, mummy my stomach is full, can i only have meet?

3, mummy my stomach is full, i cant eat one plate, let me share with my man from his own food.

4, mummy i can only take a hand full.

Na sophistication dey kill some girls, over packaging. Once my mom says she does not like her for that, by next weekend i will be coming to show her another girl.

thats why its not good to put all ur eggs in 1 basket.

Igbos will say ada aju nri na oku (You dont reject food offered that is covered in the pot without knowing what it is)

u are the true son of ur father.. . No mind all dese unreasonable comments.. As in eh, me sef I go join query d babe.. Tell her say for her life mk she no try am at all.. If she vex, den I go show am d nearest wall.. Wat rubbish

softysparky:
For him to turn down my parent's food means that he honestly doesn't want to eat and my parents will perfectly understand, in fact they will give him a drink or kola to take home(oji ruo ulo).

What if the guy man was purging

my sister, mbanunu.. If he was purgin den he shouldn't hav sheduled dat day to meet ur parents..!! I duno abt u, buh as for me, if my mother inlaw gime food make I chop, I wil gladly eat it.. Wit pleasure . Weda I just ate previously or not..

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MRBrownJ:
this story makes no damn sense.... if they were going to meet the mother then why did they ate before getting there? and if they really did then why the BF ate again at mum's place? its either they both dont eat or they both do.

if BF told his mother prior to they arrivals that they were coming then OF COURSE mum is gonna cook and therefore they had no business going to eat befopre getting there. he should have forced his gf to eat, however little it may be.

way forward: beg mama for forgiveness by telling her that HE made the mistake by taking her to some eatery before going to meet her, and with time mama will understand.

my broda abeg u be betta person.. No mind all dese unreasonable comments here..

softysparky:
And the mother pretended that all was well yet went behind to oppose their marriage.

Don't worry she will soon get one "eye service" lady that would finish her food and kill her son for her.

lol its not like dat .. Hw would u feel if yur man turns dwn ur mum's food wen u take him to see ur parents? Knowing fully well u guys are goin for a dinner at there house.

softysparky:
What kind of yeye test is this one naa, dats how people end up eating stuffs they are allergic to simply because they don't want to offend mama.

my dear, tradition and more especially courtesy demands u take wateva ur host offers u.. Even if u hav eaten befor comin, it won't hurt if u just take a lil to fulfil all righteousness..

My own is dat if am takin any girl to meet my mom, I won't advice her on anythin.. If she likes let her go thr and fumble..

After they will start callin witches frm dr villages.. Simple tin yes I will eat ma. Even if its little..

Even if am d man, I will side my mom.. Yes!!! I dnt care.

It was a test, and u failed woefully..

Dnt drink semen, if u drink it, u will die!

Where is the key

Madness

And Goodluck Jonathan was braggin he ddint wearr shoes Pfft!

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robosky02:
that exactly what i mean men keep the lady waiting

and the biological time keep rolling up and the guys will say shes 30 +

lets look for a new catch

they r d ones dat keep demselvs waitin..

alberto2k:
Nwoke u and woman matter ehn. . . i no pray make my cousin sisterz even hear ur name cuz your name fit give dem belle

name ur price

robosky02:
been carefull til you reach 40 abi

duuuuh... Am d one buyin d ring remember? I can marry at any point in time

We aint bein scared, we are just bein careful...

alberto2k:
Bad human being

lol d gospel has to be spread to d ends of the earth

Hw I wish our sisters can introduce us to thr friends

Xbabangida:
Later dem go talk sey na you people clean pass

By the way, the story is extremely funny tho

hw does cleanliness get to do with common sense? These guys had to think of a very fast way to escape bein arrested, dats why dey thought outside of d box to escape.. Lol and yeah, its soo funny.. I wonder who does dat lol

Xbabangida:
This Igbo people sef....

we make use of our wisdom

see my teeth.. Am laffn harrrrd

swaggzo:

SHE SAID THEY'RE TOO CLOSED TO START ANY RELATIONSHIP.
SHE FORGOT TO MENTION THOSE PARTS YOU MENTIONED
INCLUDING THE PART THAT SAYS HE'S ETERNALLY BROKE,UNROMANTIC AND UGLY,

OP.. SHE'S KNOWN YOUR FORM FROM DAY ONE AND SO SHE DON'T THINK ITS PRETTY YOU BOTH START TO PAM.
GET YOURSELF TOGETHER MY MAN, TRY ANOTHER DAY!

lol