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I will terminate the wedding like terminator

I dnt drink alcohol. Thank u!

bettercreature:
There is nothing wrong with you

yea I knw ryt

Who r crushin on me in nl sef

Ur dad must be a deeper life pastor

Reasons why she said no.

U came too quickly with the "I want to spend the rest of my life with u"

Acted like a "brother" and not like a boyfrnd

U weren't tall, dark and handsom

U weren't buyn her gifts

Girls like bein filmed durin sex I guess.. Makes dem look nutty..

I want a baybee ryt nw!!!!!!!

Attraction won't help wen one spouse likes to watch Ellen degeneres show on dstv and d other one likes to watch E! Channel..


That's why am always particular abt askn d girls I date on their interests and likes... In all aspects of life

MizMyColi:
Good thing he took my advice.

unto say u be him special adviser..

The reason why the petrol ignited because the heat insyd d bus was so enough to initiate its flash point...

That's why we all need to sensitize people on d dangers of overlooking harzardous scenarios.

They hav carried their witchcraft enta classroom na

MrsChima:
Why not dear?

I will take her home to momma if d tatoo isn't a permanent one cuz she has to remove it.. Buh if its permanent, I won't cuz I can not compromise my standards in choosin a wife

Singin, if ur girlfrnd no dey do u well...... Away!!!!

Isn't dat simple

Well I could date one buh am nad gona take her home to momma...

Am just waitin for a celeb to walk the streets completely unclad.. Witout no damn revealin outfits

Watch Madea ( a film by tyler perry) and come bak to thank me later

Any nairaland babe dat will lie on dis thread eh, I will expose dem...

Yes whr u meet ur lover matters..

justmag:
In my sweet dreams...

I wonder hw many millions of sperm u don waste for dr

Adaeze003:
What if m the younger sister? You want to bust/catch me with all the rubbish I say sometimes

hahahahahaha ... I really like ur sense of humour.. Cmon, just friends.. Plleeaase

Nneka123:
What's tapioka?

its a western delicacy

Nneka123:
If you use those boring lines on me, you will get a big NO.

shhh. U wey na tapioka I go use ask u out

What greater love there is, than for a man to lay down his life for his frnds..

Who wants me to die for dem..

Blackett:
[color=#150000]You're an _idiot. [/color]

thanks

Blackett:
[color=#150000]Kids.

Your parents travelled? [/color]

the topic is meant to cover all ages.. Dats why I had to put d one for teenagers befor u start thinkn abnormal

Ivanspring:
None of the above

lol seriously.. Can u help us out?

Samsung galaxy at work..

25omega:
depends on the woman. usually hey would you like to go out for coffee or dinner usually works.

lmao! Coffee? In dis hot nigerian weather. Lool if na me be d babe I wil shout a resoundin NO

U see a girl u like, and u want to ask her to go out wit u for a date, maybe u wana take her out for a drink or just for hangin out .. Whch of these do u think is suitable without her turnin down ur request.

1. Hey beautiful, r u busy today? I tot maybe u and I could go take a couple of drink.

2. Thr is dis new blockbuster movie whch is so interestin, would u like to accompany me to see d movie?

3. Wat r ur plans today? Am bored at home,my parents travelled. can u come ova?

4. What u doing now? I tot maybe u will be free so dat two of us will go out nd enjoy ourselves

5. I want to go for shopping to change my wardrobe., I tot maybe I could go wit a friend to help me wit good fashion.

Shey I don graduate, get work na, dey live on my own.. Make I see any babe wey go come form for my side...