₦airaland Forum

Shezhawt:
Well I don't know what to say.... Oh here, stop viewing my profile.... Advice enough.?

lol yeah. Its nad a crime to chat wit u ryt?

rokiatu:
nope not a chance. Lol. And it's gonna be small even. You look too babyish.

lol Its not my fault dah am too handsome. Hw long do u tink my rod is

EroticAngelina:
nope! Dats the guy I'm wif ryt now

angie why not try my love detector idea in my topics

countsparrow:
Thank God u said dream...

lol dats d guy EroticAngelina sleeps wit in her dream

rokiatu:
Good di..ck

cheks my deek to see if its good.

Midehi:
fair,height & broad chest

like batista abi

Please leave inner beauty out of this!! Unless u want to date their skeleton!

Let's not mind d bashin and confess abt physicall appearances dat attracts us to d opposite sex

Mine is pretty eyes!! And kissable lips.

Pretend like I ddnt seee

phlio:
is that how to toast? God will not give u do

badbelle go and sitdown and learn.

I wonda wat d next style of posin in pics will look like. Befor in those days it used to be one squattin

divAnnie:
I 4give u

hav I commited any oFfece dat warrants ur forgiveness?

Xiadnat:
This is how I would feel. Pic is worth a thousand words....

Mind you, it also depends on "level" of friendship...

looooool. U sef.

Fraih:
I mean the back arrow automatically presses-without touching it,
By doing so it backs/clears wat I'm currently doing...e.g if I am viewing a picture,the back arrow on the phone presses itself and the screen leaves the gallery to the home screen,even while messaging or dialing a number,the back arrow presses itself and whatever I am doing at that point erases
It got so serious I couldn't do a single thing on it because this back arrows presses automatically and backs whatever is on the screen
HELP

u need to change the flex or d scrEen.

neurologist:
even if he is not thinking of sex when speaking to her on fone..what will u say abt dat

thr r some things I wouldn't want to say in nairaland. Pls pm me

Fraih:
Samsung duos GT-S7562

The back button turns on every 2seconds to back everything on the screen

ddnt understand wat u wrote

I guess.... D mind controls d member

klepto2015:
To what end exactly? Touch another person's lips with mine? And achieve what? Too much shenanigans associated with romance these days... Crap!

hav I slapped u before? Goat

Shezhawt:
That would be?

I hav a soft spot for ladies wit cute eyes. Help me by reducin d intensity of it.

dharay99:
plz teach me, how do dey steal kiss.?

wen ur talkin wit a gurl and all ur staring at is her lips and ur mind is just not in d conversation and u can't help it but take a short kiss from her lips without her consent.

Wow. Ladies dnt sweat as much as guys do. Do u shave a lot? Ur armpits and ur lower dichotomy? Do u rub rollon?

Shezhawt:
I would do all.... But 312.....

lol as long as u returned the kiss, d slap wouldn't matter at all

Father, forgive them, for they know wat they are doing, but don't give a damn

Shezhawt:

can u do me a favor?

Ladies, what would be your reaction if a male friend of yours steals a kiss from you?

A. Act like nothing happend
B. Slap him
C. Kiss him back.

Guys, we knw we all wish to steal kisses from some of our female friends, but givin d right moment, would u try it?

Ladies, any guy dat asks for a fwb rship wit u, pity his girlfrnd and future wife. Say no to FWB!!!

Shezhawt:
Ibo churches? No kidding.... :-/

no b small femme fatale. U damn gorgeous!

Any girl dat likes me should subscribe for me....

stingbreed:
Playing mind games is against d rules,,, not advisable

dr would be no drama if games weren't involved

Bros no dey speak long and short english, tell us d price in naira

Krase dey worry u. Whch one be igbo churches? Mk amadioha no slap u for dr.

Lmao. D problem na if marie.olae go fit date ur bro

ojnnaco:
Thank God am a repented Soul

we all sin everyday bro.