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Welcome the idea bro! U'v got urselv anoda free wife!

dharay99:
I know na, at least e no deny me of job opportunities..

like bus conductor

dharay99:
plz 0p, pishuuur or....

bros u wowo!

Are we gona flog her and stone her to death?

Ladies r just easy. Buh wats hard abt them is dat they demselvs are caught wit some kind of illusion

Because we think sex can be bought wit money.

dharay99:
I'm coming u hear..

seems like ur ancestors were ifa priests.

She should get bleeped by a horse instead.

Rapmoney:
Does that moniker belong to a female?

dunno

dharay99:
hain.!! 0losho muh standing...

so u r one of dem

Vote buhari!

Fear of God, very important. Why is it dan wen ladies want a boyfrnd, they go for d ones who very bad, den wen dr biological clock is tickin, dey need a God fearin man. One can't reap whr he or she hasn't sown

sinaj:
've bin processed... he shud get a cloth on.

alryt.

sinaj:
ur armpit look lyk a pusssy

sinaj haba. R u dat raw?

Well he should go marry a reverend sister den!

My smile endowed!

Rainess:
I think I'm beautiful because I have nice eyes and long, soft hair.

u r indeed the most pretty girl in nairaland

rubey:
Am I pretty?

ur lips r too big.

Old enuf to gv u a huge floGging

My own will be in venus

Evil spirits

Would return d favor.

Food

pinky21:
from ur story I guess she ended the relationship. she felt u mgt still ve a little love for her n decided to play with ur emotions. you answer her wella. pple like her my language calls udoboro ki maami(pls don't ask d meaning).

hmm. If she was d one dat ended the rship den I would hav been d one disturbin her. I call d shots in any rship I am in! dats why I am d man!

SkinnyDude:
op, why you dey wear sunshade for inside house?
we did that when were teenagers

receive d gift of understanding!

alberto2k:
I'll book space first... now lemme read your poo


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I just finished reading the poo and i have nothing to say hermano

b like say u drink shhhit dis mornin

rubey:
I don't know #eyesrolling#

lol. U see ur life. Hw old r u now? U need to get engaged!

falconey:
I have comment now let me read.

Impressive! though I find it hard to read due to lack of paragraphs but still I comprehended well.

OP you said something like when we were teenagers, one must pass through some stages before he or she get to the final stage which is marriage, I think you are a step above her.

she was like, she knws am pursuing girls and I told her like seriously? Like I hav nothing serious to do wit my life!

rubey:
I guess its the nigerian guys that needs to start using their brain

in what aspect

So my ex gave me a call dis morning, to tell me hw I hav suCceeded in forgetting about her bla bla bla, dat am very wicked. Now dis is somebody which we had a past and I reaaly dnt deal wit issues of d past. I told her dat times have changed and that evryone now is hustling and tryn to make earns meet to put bread on d table. She started askn me unnecessary questions like shebi I'v gotten a new girlfrnd, and stuffs like dat. I told her to hold it, she has started again, dat times hav changed and it's not woman datt I wil be pursuin at d startin of my career. Also that what is on everyone's mind now is how to succeed in life , get married and hav kids.
I also re-iterated her on hw most of my female frnds who r of d same age wit me are sendn me marriage invitations on a weekly basis and so I would be happy to see her invite in my fone too daht girlfrnd nd boyfrnd tinz r for small children. I also askd her abt her fiance who she told me proposed to her and she quickly changed d subject. Lmao. I knew something was wrong somewhr. Maybe she wasn't a wife material! Lol. (Let's tell ourselves the truth ) so she started getn angry bcus I was making her see d realities of life and all dat. I knew she just called me maybe to find out if I may have gotten employment in an oil company so she wil start bookin space in my life because I studied oil and gas engineering in school.
I really wonder wat some ladies r up to tho.I knew she was upset and my airtym finished so d call dropped and I was even more happier. She ddnt call bak tho. Maybe she'd call bak in october wen I must hav finished my youth service to find out if I hav gotten oil work. Seasonal friends tho!

So to d Ladies, I really wish they could begin to think ahead and change mindset. Times are changing, there is no time for love play, or those little romantic fairytales bak wen we were teenagers. The nigerian economy is changing. So evryone has to be up and doing and not thinkin abt d past and all d fairytales. If you hv an ex whom you r still disturbin, u bera forget abt him and move on wit ur life. The only thing dat will get him shocked is wen u send him a marriage invitation! He too has moved on, and hustlin as well. If you r the typ dat stiil lives in bf/gf rship den ur really livin on a long thing. Ur game has to step up. We need to see engagement rings on your fingers by now, we need to see u havin ur own establishments like a makeova company or a event management establishment. U don't need to be sulking abt heartbreaks!! D street is military!

No!