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Memoirs of a fustrated gentleman

AlienStar:
Hello Nlanders i will like you to share/ tell how to know if you are in love and with the right person!

wen u always forgiv him or her wen he or she wrongs u.

Show me a cute girl and I wil show u a guy who is tired of bleepin her

sinaj:
what has tribe got to do wid diz nau

lol a lot. Ur very sensible and tactible enuf not to get deceived just because he proposed to u just after sex

Attention seeker! Dis topic has been created and recreated so many times! Na wa oo

sinaj:
hpe u rily understand wah diz thread iz abt... incase u dnt dere iz no marriage

u must be an igbo girl

He who finds a wife, finds a good thing. So wit this statement, I'd say that both sexes got it right.

She must be ireneony

Dyt:
Shot there?
Now that's funny

lol I wonder how he wil poo

alberto2k:
Iceberylin - sometimes i just laugh at that Nigga's post for no reason

Ronald4lif - if he was a football, the gee go b world best, intelligent and humble Nigga'

Naijaboiy - his bashing skills

Orijin & stephenqueen - two drunkards + weed smokers, funny guys mehn

Tosyne2much - intelligent Nigga + listverse wannabe

Ipledge & falconey - woman wrapper skills, falconey is a cheerful giver (shares)

Viktoh & fabdedon - their hilarity

Kingtom & Enegod - bleeping hilarious Niggas'

Ireneony - her attention seeking and trouble making skills

Missclassy - i think He/she's related to Mr Patrick Obahiagbon

Cutehector & tallesty1- smart and intelligent igbo men

Twaci -

Boiledcorn, Hsinclair & cokacoola - andyblaze wannabe trolls

Mehn... got alotta 'em, juss dah hand don dey pain me

lool. Ur head dey thr. Whch kyn drink u dey like?

Op sef u be mumu.

rubey:
Its not just "that moment", it is every moment! Especially whenever I look into the mirror and see those eyes

lol dose shiny big eyes

D day I became the president of d federal republic of nigeria in my dream

Beamborla:
On it, sir

good

Beamborla:
I like money

lol den u hav to hustle for it

MrsChima:
What if my husband ask me again during coitis? Do I laugh or wooze him?

wooze him!

Beamborla:
Oh faith! Very much alive but I don't wanna live like her

I tot u like excess money

Beamborla:
Nah!
my father is a farmer

doesn't mean ur kids will be farmers! Whr is ur faith

kitnah:
Nice nipples.

let's see urs

Beamborla:
I can't afford it

I think u can

Lol. Beware of a sex starved man,

Xiadnat:
This is pirate English. You no learned in skool?

odiegwu

She rather wear white bra and panties instead.

Xiadnat:
Burn*. Bra, I gotcha in the first place. I was just being goofy, punk !

I reside nowhere where ye are, does that answer you querries?

pls write in english. not in pirate language

xreal:
These Chinese cloned phones and their wrong pre-installed autocorrect sef.

SMH.

lol his krase cannot be cured.

Xiadnat:
Watcha mean? Right there, look around.

lol u see, u dnt even understand ur own language. . Whr do u reside

Xiadnat:
'cause that's how I hang......I mean roll.

lol where r u hangin anyways?

Xiadnat:
Gotcha. Ok. Hang in then.

lol wats wit u and d hang word.

alberto2k:
i be pope
i no need wife

me too .

ggrin:

do u need me to explain?

ggrin:
loolI knw dats how u wr thought how to spell and pronounce speak as spake.. Typical mumu ibo boy

duuh. I put d grin face to let u knw I was makin a jest! Whr is ur sense of humour? U just dnt hav any point

One mistake u wil make is to get forced to marry. U wil regret ur actions soon.