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Juliaann:
OK I wish he will ask me to marry him

awwww. Amen amen amen. I knw wat ur passn tru dear. Pls whr r my angels, oya come quick and take this wish to heaven asap.

Mhizizzy:
Very true

buh d worst tin is dat she won't heed to my advice but she wil continue seein d guy. Some girls sha

funmilayo32:
i wish u get a job

amen amen amen. Whatelse do u wanna wish for me hun?

Daresh:
I beg to differ. Such displays tend to rub off on the rest of us. A lot of men do not think beautiful women have brains, hence the dumb blonde jokes. When we cheapen our selves it rubs off on other women. I have had men proposition me and ask how much because my fellow females have shown them we have a price.

I am smart, beautiful and talented and I want to be judged for my brains and abilities and not the size of my boobs and ass.

how much?

Tandullceblog:
Lol... i'm not jor

alryt. Maybe he is waitn for d right moment

Tandullceblog:
Heheheh... okay, let me start. I wish my crush will just ask me out.

amen amen. R u sure u aint hinderin d process?

Oh yeah, wen somthing abt rship is discussed, everyone wants to drop in dr comments and also learn frm their mistakes. Its no news nowadays that one boy will like one girl and dey will just fall in love yakata and before u knw it, 9 months pregnancy don enta lol. Let's forget abt dah part jor. Lol. Now thr are some things we all are currently experiencing in our rships and we all wish that a miracle wil just happen and our rship will be as smooth as ever. Now whatever the case maybe, why don't we all pour it out here in just one sentence by saying (for example)

"I wish my boyfriend/girlfrnd will be calling me frequently coz I miss him or her" or "I wish my boyfrnd/girlfrnd will stop askin me for money or sex wehn am broke or not in d mood"
For those who are single, u can write a wish too.

Let's all be sincere tho, u never knw, an angel might be reading this.

alberto2k:
And what is this one feeling like?

na troll she be. I dey watch am closely

Yea I think u should. So ur name won't be soiled. They think ur a girlfrnd snatcher.

classicB:
Money can make an ugly woman look good. But no amount of money can build that inner beauty

r u beautiful internally or externally

Nicepessie:
11)Baby Cum and fcckk d hell out of ma punni(Infact sexx is number 1 for any guy,u will c cripple walk if u offer him sexx)

sexx work magic bware

it seems its only sex dat u can offer to any guy u like

God is a spirit! Nd not a woman! Pls do not b carried away by such nonsense. Mayb he saw blessed virgin mary

cutieberie1:
lop...but guilty of a very few of dem..

eh berie u can lie eh

Blackett:
It takes more than one date to know someone who is special.

Some of these things I naturally do, not necessarily trying to impress one girl. . . Hellooo?

lol yh I get it. But we all do it anyways

yinkus4u2c:
5 - i av a sweet natural voice
8- it happens not because i planned it

lol did u put sugar in ur voice dat its very sweet

missjenna:
I am a confident, self assured, independent woman
I do non of these

oh please, spare me such galaxy lies

TrishaP:
Funny but true!
Number 3 works for me.
No 2: Not exactly that. It was an interview tho..I had to cram some series of lines that didn't work out.
No 4: hmm...well..maybe I have once or twice.
No 5: okay short story.. I called my paddy with a strange number she picked and started forming all girlie voice, I was like "babe it's me o! Ur friend..." she was like "O! Na you sef..lol. I was expecting a guy call now so I thought he was the one calling" me: "lol, okay o!".

hahahahhahahhahahhahaha trisha. Looool. U hav modified ur comments up to 3 times lol. It shows u r natural. I lyk dat.

divAnnie:
hahahhaha. Killer smiles aint enough ooo, bt no harm in trying right?

yeah dats right

How many of u guys and girls are guilty of these funny acts

1: looking at the mirror to cram a perfect smile dat u wil be using to deceive ppo

2: cramming what to say wen u want to meet someone special for d first time

3: checking ur breaths to see if dey are actually smelling wen u wana go out for a special date

4: spraying perfume all ova ur body like say na shetos u dey spray wen ur goin to c a guy or girl

5: forming cute voice when a lady or a guy u r dyn for calls u on d fone but switches to broken english wen someone u already knw maybe ur paddy calls u.

6: sayn oh no its notn wen a girl or a guy u r dyn for mistakenly does smth awkward to u buh wen its another prson dat steps on ur shoes, u go wan kill am.

7: keeps a chair for ur guy or babe wen they tell u to keep seat for dem buh wen suddenly some fine fine girls or fine fine boys come and ask u if the sit is taken already and u get lost by their beauty or handsomeness and u forget dat ur keepin a seat for ur frnd and let it out for dem to seat next to u

8: durin sunday service, wen u enta d church, u start lookin for pews whr fine fine girls or fine fine guys r sittn down and u actually sit next to dem just so wen its time for peace offering, u wana shake dem so dat after church, u strike a convo wit dem.

divAnnie:
wats up with u guys and the pink lips ish? I get pink lips, him sef get pink lips, who b the woman? . Guilty tho, I love killer smiles

lool. Thr u go. D killer smiles. Shey its u ladies dat die for guys dat hav pink lips na. So d ones wey no get now , dem go do plastic surgery just to get pink lips. Well since I now knw ur weak point , kudos to my super powers lol. Leme activate one of my killer smiles so u wil trip

divAnnie:
An amazing character does the magic 4 me...

Bt make the guy fine small sha

hahahha u like cute guys just admit it. D type wit d killer smile, d pink lips, d height...

cokacoola:
englishmatematics you again Stop say labuish on thread

looooool whch galaxy r u from

klassiquette:
Some guys sef fit form modesty o

hahaha dey dr na.

Rapmoney:
This thread was originally created in Romance section!!! Why was it moved to this section? This is why dislike farano and her cohorts!!! One day...one day sha...

@cutehector, did u see the mail?

yeah I did see d mail. Actually I think maybe such topics r meant for the general section sha. Maybe dats dr policy.

alberto2k:
So this is the slowpoke hediot troll rapMan busted I guess

dr is one oda one, janetluv, I'm so gona deal wit dat one soon.

divAnnie:
that's cool

wah bou u? Wah kynda guy do u lyk?

Alberto2k I hav spotted him.

divAnnie:
that got me laughing hard. Btw Hector, Seal's marriage never worked out. Which would u prefer? Beauty on a beast or beast with inner beauty??

thank God for makeups... so I prefer beasts wit inner beauty.

missjenna:
...

troll

Number 14 .

Come why is my igbo name among d list of names u mentioned eh Op?