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Mprex:
lmao! You are looking for a way to get around huh? I definitely wont give you what you are looking for too

mprex durling

If it is nonsense nonsense post, d mods wil put it in front page. See better correct topic wey charles create we supose dey frnt page, e no dey. Wen I will be tellin Oga seun to change the mods in romance section, he won't gree. Hmmm

This reminds me of the movie "He is not just into you"

texybaby:
@ cutehector.......
Reallyu speak hausathrow more lines...that is if u can

yauwa. Ki na da kyau, ke yarinya ce mai kyau. Kina da kyau, kyawon gaske. Ina nbukatar ka.

tosyne2much:
[i] You feel on top of the world when a lady tells you FASTER FASTER FASTER !!!!!

as in eh. Its only d mumus dat wil be falling for I love u because dey r wastn dr time buyin her flowere and useless gifts.. Wen u can take her to heaven and make her cum, anythn she confesses out frm her mouth is the truth. And the ladies can testify to dat cuz dey knw am not lyn.

emusmith:
Why do you say that?

u must tell me how ur topics get to d front page

tosyne2much:
hahahahaha lwkmd roflwkmd lmao

Hahahahahahhha

lol d tin can shack brain eh. U wil just feel lyk a real man

PunkyBrewster:
It's a cartoon character, used to watch it while growing up.

u like cartoons, I see.

Judechukwu5n:
Am not sure u are because you don't even know the teachings of the Catholic church or the Vatican 11 council. U can't compare a church founded by Jesus to that founded by man

u r crazy. U knw dat. U bera live a good lifesltye if u really wana mk heaven. Foolish hypocrites

PunkyBrewster:
IMO = In my opinion.

Nods @ your response.

lol thnks. Btw, ur username sounds hilarious. Punkybrewster. Hw did u come abt it

PunkyBrewster:
IMO, there are different kinds of lies. What I'm talking about here is, when someone strings you along & feeds you a whole lot of empty, syrupy horseshyt for only God knows why. Man, it makes me wanna torch & blow them up without any remorse whatsoever

hahahahahhA I get d feelin. Wateva happens swthrt, dnt be d victim. By the way, wats d full meanin of IMO

Pls Op retract ur statement. I am a practisin catholic and the catholic faith does not teach that. Even d jews who had Jesus as their own crucified him. Jesus said, on d last day, people wil come from all tribes and races, they wil be drawn from north, south, east and west to sit down at the great table with father abraham. Salvation comes frm ur lifestyle and not ur outword appearance or because u are tagged d name catholic.

emusmith:
We see them everywhere. Everyone does.

It looks as if it's not easy to look beautiful. Those days, our grand moms didn't really go through all these sha

Even babies cry when their hair is been made. All they are trying to say is, "Must I look beautiful? Na by force ni?"

Babies have evolved into Ladies.

What Are The "Stress" Ladies Undergo To Look More Beautiful?


NB: Of course, this is just an observation. Don't be too serious


1. Sitting Down For Painstaking Hours Making Her Hair

Like 5 girls surrounding one girl, Haba! All dragging her hair They may even have body odour sef


2. The Stress Of Applying Mascara.

The day a fly will enter into your mouth enh... We go know...

3. Walking On High Heeled Shoes On A Hilly And Waterlogged Pathway


The desire to look tall or taller is the reason o..., maybe a trend...
The other day, I saw a lady and I couldn't recognize her in a hurry. She was taller than me How nau? Since when?


4. Wearing Short Tops To Later Be Adjusting It In Public.


Hian! Didn't you look yourself in the mirror before leaving the house?



5. Receiving Insults Because Tiny Strands of Brazilian Hair Are Entering People's Eyes and Obstructing Their View.


She sits right in front of you in a bus, get ready to get some of those in your eyes. It may also be distracting you from seeing forward because she won't pack it...New hair things
Of course, people will tell her and she might get offended.



6. Having To Often Go To The Restroom With Her Make Up Kit For Renewal Of Looks


I used to wonder why my colleagues used to visit the restroom with their hand bag. Most times, they come out new as a coin. Don't ask me, I observed.


7. The Stress Of Bum & Butt Pads.


Haven't seen it. Don't know how it looks like. But I know surely, it looks awkward "fixing" it yourself. What goes on your mind as you are doing that? Maybe, "Today, they'll think that my bum or butt is this big"

You even risk guys noticing and afterwards tagging you falsely
( I'm not trying to convince you o )



Hope you're having a good evening?

I swear down u r definitely a mod!

Rajjah:
gettin married soon

wow. Goodluck on dat. Congrats in advance

Rajjah:
dat shud b btwn u guys to sort.

alryt. Fair enuf

Rajjah:
Its a sin. Instead of dat, get married. Enuf pls u can go to religion thread to read more.

lol I guess ur in a rship nw.

Rajjah:
u kno u re to decide weda to convert. Afta u do, den u re to follo d rules n regulatns of marriage rites.

so wat if I dnt want to convert, and her parents dont want to okay d marriage but she loves me so much

alberto2k:
Hope u paid for this advert

lol yea she did. She don settle d gods

Rajjah:
evrytin has its rules in islam

I wanna knw. But its against islam to be doin boyfrnd and girlfrnd. Buh many muslims r doin boyfrnd and gelfrnd. Why

Juliaann:
Sleeping with my besty

damn. I command u to hate infinitely any guy dat does dat. Its so hurtful

Rajjah:
i knew dat was where re goin to. its a personal decision u re to mak. no one is forcin u. Islam is a beãutiful religion.

r u serious? So its not a must dat the guy wil hav to recite d quaran befor marryn her?

Rajjah:
its against Islam

lol watelse concernin dat aspect is against islam?

Rajjah:
I min wat particular character re u tlkin abt dats makin it hard to date muslim gals?

wasn't talkn abt the character. Muslim girls hav good characters. Most ov dem, if not all.

Rajjah:
wats difficult dia?

makin him to recite d quaran and convertin him to muslim.

Rajjah:
lol

lol ur laffn ryt. Don't do it ooo. Drawin ur ears

praxs:
Cheating

lol dah one dey pain and it usually ends up in retaliation by cheatin on her too whch makes u commit d same sin again

PunkyBrewster:
Being lied to/played is a sure way to get me to do a swift emotional switch from love to hate, instantly.

comon punky, dnt tell me u havnt lied to ur boyfrnd at a certain point in time

Rajjah:
Not all muslim men av more dan one wife. I av aunties whose husbands re married to jst dem Same goes to my guy. only a women's character wil cause ha husband to eida stick to ha or get anoda wife.

I wasn't talkn abt muslim men havn more dan one wife. I mean d strict procedures of a christain marryn a muslim

Rajjah:
ough!Disgustin.

yeah very disgusting. Don't eva try such. unless u want to knw between good and evil

Rajjah:
bt wat aspect of character re u referin to?

u mean d good character?

Rajjah:
whats BJ?

Mouth Action. Givn ur guy oral pleasure by suckn his joystick

My knowledge just got increased.