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How many of u guys and girls are guilty of these funny acts

1: looking at the mirror to cram a perfect smile dat u wil be using to deceive ppo

2: cramming what to say wen u want to meet someone special for d first time

3: checking ur breaths to see if dey are actually smelling wen u wana go out for a special date

4: spraying perfume all ova ur body like say na shetos u dey spray wen ur goin to c a guy or girl

5: forming cute voice when a lady or a guy u r dyn for calls u on d fone but switches to broken english wen someone u already knw maybe ur paddy calls u.

6: sayn oh no its notn wen a girl or a guy u r dyn for mistakenly does smth awkward to u buh wen its another prson dat steps on ur shoes, u go wan kill am.

7: keeps a chair for ur guy or babe wen they tell u to keep seat for dem buh wen suddenly some fine fine girls or fine fine boys come and ask u if the sit is taken already and u get lost by their beauty or handsomeness and u forget dat ur keepin a seat for ur frnd and let it out for dem to seat next to u

8: durin sunday service, wen u enta d church, u start lookin for pews whr fine fine girls or fine fine guys r sittn down and u actually sit next to dem just so wen its time for peace offering, u wana shake dem so dat after church, u strike a convo wit dem.

Funny but true!
Number 3 works for me.
No 2: Not exactly that. It was an interview tho..I had to cram some series of lines that didn't work out.
No 4: hmm...well..maybe I have once or twice.
No 5: okay short story.. I called my paddy with a strange number she picked and started forming all girlie voice, I was like "babe it's me o! Ur friend..." she was like "O! Na you sef..lol. I was expecting a guy call now so I thought he was the one calling" me: "lol, okay o!".

5 - i av a sweet natural voice
8- it happens not because i planned it

Lol....so true. No 1-5 so common.

I am a confident, self assured, independent woman
I do non of these

TrishaP:
Funny but true!
Number 3 works for me.
No 2: Not exactly that. It was an interview tho..I had to cram some series of lines that didn't work out.
No 4: hmm...well..maybe I have once or twice.
No 5: okay short story.. I called my paddy with a strange number she picked and started forming all girlie voice, I was like "babe it's me o! Ur friend..." she was like "O! Na you sef..lol. I was expecting a guy call now so I thought he was the one calling" me: "lol, okay o!".

hahahahhahahhahahhahaha trisha. Looool. U hav modified ur comments up to 3 times lol. It shows u r natural. I lyk dat.

missjenna:
I am a confident, self assured, independent woman
I do non of these

oh please, spare me such galaxy lies

Cutehector:
oh please, spare me such galaxy lies

Excuse me

yinkus4u2c:
5 - i av a sweet natural voice
8- it happens not because i planned it

lol did u put sugar in ur voice dat its very sweet

yinkus4u2c:
5 - i av a sweet natural voice
8- it happens not because i planned it

Hehe he tell me it happens every time...


Pleeeassseeeeeee

Guilty as charged

Blackett:
It takes more than one date to know someone who is special.

Some of these things I naturally do, not necessarily trying to impress one girl. . . Hellooo?

lol yh I get it. But we all do it anyways

Guilty of most but not all

lop...but guilty of a very few of dem..

I didn't read the op.. In a hurry.. Must have about 500 posts today.. As a new guy

cutieberie1:
lop...but guilty of a very few of dem..

eh berie u can lie eh

Guilty of some, but number 3 ehn! Never

Cutehector:
eh berie u can lie eh

oh hector how do u know..lol...bt m nt lyin tho...

cutieberie1:
oh hector how do u know..lol...bt m nt lyin tho...

oya whch and whch do u do?