₦airaland Forum

kbsheshe:
I will go for LG G3 i so much love that phone.

bros I swear, u sabi better thing!!!! Hw much is d fone anyways? No mind all dese ppo wey dey mention nonsense samsung lubbish! Dey havnt seen machine yet.

wtech:
no dear no even half d cost price , 7k as d first bidder

5K. Dats wat I can offer

3000

Adesege:
I live 30 mins drive away from Lagos. Im a web developer also. We can meet if you're interested.

lol I stay in ajah!

Wetin do d fone wey u wan sell am

Wen judgement day comes, we shall all knw weda gambling was a sin or not.

mikketech:
am not in lagos. But I can teach you web design online. By been ur mentor. Just contact me

dnt like onlyn teachn. Want it physical. Anyways forget. Wil fynd someone else

goldenvicky:
u ryt

lool I knew d answer already

Hahahaha I saw dat. All d garri wey I dey drink sef

Wats d diff between web design and web development?

mikketech:
hire someone to render the service to u. I can design a site like Nland for u. Contact me on whatsapp:08039710459 or pin:21CB6207

watsup bro, mehn r u in lag? I wana be trained on web design. Hw much wil it cost me

I think my toilet will be ok....

Yes u can..by breakin into the exam and records office and changing your scores

ghost1718:
can u imagine ??

lol i can....

ghost1718:
that rope ??

or little worm

francizy:
Buhahahahahaha, I leave that one for you!

last tym i checked......u do all types of women...

Lool guys guys guys....dr is no need fighting cuz of a sweet funny girl in this thread.... One love

francizy:
Who cares about some poetic gibberish when I have a mhood that stands the test of time and can satisfy any girl/lady/woman?

even a madwoman?

ghost1718:
i don laff fall from eloplan and i still dey laff because those ones na just friends me is in charge

ooh..i love it wen ppo like u mention my name

francizy:
Lol.. Poetic justice

yh....most girls love guys who r poetic.... I think u need to update urself

Maxcollins042:
Yup

naah i dnt think so

francizy:
Come oh! 14 confessions I wan ask u, how many bf/husbands you get self, thought it was iceberilyn now na cutehector?

When my turn go reach?

#patientlyWaiting

lool.... Until u stop havn hidden intentions...

Confession14:
no no...we cant afford to miss u nau....ok stay...u may get ur kiss today

no..he doesnt hav to get a kiss... I wouldnt afford to share you with anyone...

Confession14:
Something tells me we gonna be contributing magabite to send to iceberylin....his megabite just had an accident

i would pity him doh..since i gat unlimited megabytes

francizy:
Buhahahahaha, who cares? Love poems are strategies employed by the weak..

u might nad knw if she likes poetic guyz.. U dnt even knw wat she likes doh

joseph1832:
That's why its called Love, because it defies all sense of reason and logic.

thr is a thin line between being in love and being stupid...

chimerase2:
u knw amu a man of God so I knw de bible
U no dey wia de children of God dey chow unleaven bread
So u no knw say dos 10 naira aki bread puff puff we have now is de unleaven bread the children of God ate

what do u think unleavened bread means

Maxcollins042:
Ok bro buh can you state a fact to support ur objection?

do i need to...

francizy:
Lol.. Hmmm, see what pastors, like me, and reverend father's are going thru ba?
Girls/ladies will come to us and confess their boring sins to us while they confess love to these guys..
No wahala sha.. At least I have Angelina to confess love to

see u..be thr dulling wen ppo like richard is busy stealing ur crush EroticAngelina from you.. He even wrote her a love poem in nairaland... Keep on dulling....

Confession14:
merci cherie

u welcum... So wad r ur plans for today?

chimerase2:
I didn't see wia dey say its a sin in the bible

ur bible is very outdated...

Confession14:
hahahaha just ma own lil way to put a smile on ur faces

i think i lyk ur sense of humour