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As in eh. All dese pentecostals wey dey create song anyhow. Lol one other song dat makes me laff is dis one. Ancient of days, as old as you are, as old as you are, you will never change. Loooooool. Remember wen a grown up kid is very stubborn and d mother wil reprimand him and she is like u dis boy, as old as u r eh, u will neva change. Loolz.

Out of sight, out of mind. Rest in peace goldie.

Ewww. Yuck.

Better to live with a lion in d desert dan to live wit a nagging wife. She should beg and beg and beg and weep. Lool. Den he wil forgv her

vfactor:
after u my bro. Credit expensive dis days.

lool I'm not lookin for a wife thanks

vfactor:
Chai!

u wil not rush and call her abi, u r dr doin chai.

Wooow. Ur hole needs to enta d guiness book of records for d most bleeped veejay

I-car

Nonsense. Dats how u guys go abt writing nonsense. Nonsense!

SkinnyDude:
yes. staying alone can be boring. but the problem in having a room mate is too much.
unless the person is my relative.

I rather stay wit a roomate who isn't my relative.

Mprex:
wish you the best dearie. That would have been super romantic dear but its not neccesary. I understand

cool. I wanna get to knw u. Hope u dnt mind me sendn a pm

MrTeymee:
are you a learner?

haha I guess so

MzzTega:
lol....you see.

wait a minute, dah means nigerian ladies r interested in money and sexxx

PrettyEmy:
I know, I was good with it untill he started acting weird

give him space. Dats all I can tell u. If u try to complicate issues, u'd end up spoilin d whole tin. Just act like u dnt care, he wil b d one to come see u. Its just common sense

PrettyEmy:
Does that exist?



Hmmm, but is that why he won't let me see him during the day?

emy dnt sweat it. If he doesn't want to see u in d day, den he doesn't want to see u. He probably is busy and is always free at night. So why dsturb urself.

armadeo:
Nope. shes a side chick.

maybe or maybe not. She should stp seeing him for a while I guess.

lolaxavier:
Being expert in sex counselling doesn't make you an expert in bed

r u sure? So who den r d experts in bed? Ashawo girls ryt?

He definitely is a vampire

Sex expert! Wow. Her husband must be a lucky man.

SmartChoices:
not worth the stress I have stranded friends in the UK

thank God u r my witness. Nigerian government Is just wack! I prefer company scholarship

chimerase2:
Dos days in secondary skul ma first gal friend bought me romantic talking clock, frame, watch, boiler she spent a lot in getting me dese fins
I was really astonished
But nw see as dese gold diggers just de flash flash my line
Even for bbm na so so ping! Ping!! I dey see
No wia to hide na him I cum nairaland I knw say amu free like air here

hewwo. Chimerase u can lie eh.

wasak:
The next girl u meet is d exam. Best of luck

hahahaha.

menix:
Bro if u take smirnoff ice then u did join d league soon, cous on various occasion I quit I then knew smirnnof nd Snap..

When ur pocketz re blessed u did know wat am talking about..

lol wen my pockets are endowed, I'd be taking cocktail drinks.

wasak:
Ok. Bro, but take d lesson

alryt I'v taken d lesson. When wil d exam be?

MrTeymee:
Once a girl says she wanna come over and asks if u stay alone, u answer yes and she says she z on her way, bro run go buy durex......

loooooool. I'v neva bought a condom befor tho. I dnt even knw hw much it costs. I guess they wil get wat dey wish for. Wen dey come ova, we wil be singing praises to the lord and doin house fellowship. Haha

wasak:
U never ask a lady about her relationship status. If you want her just go for her. That question is an insult.

wasak please. Not now. Am done wit all dat thing.

menix:
Praying to stop soon buh I did prefer it to d female folks.
Maybe datz y am still dere...

lol if u keep prayin to stop soon u won't stop either. Just be who u r. Females do drink tOo. Lol they always say I dnt drink beer but I take alcoholic drinks like smirnnof ice, nd I just laff at dem

edobor108:
Dnt understand

oops. Whr is ur sense of humour?

MrTeymee:
Exactly!!! That's wah most of em want buh dey wnt come out straight... Dey will be like I'm bored I jus wanna watch movies on ur lappy that's why m coming over lool all na wash!

thr was a thread someone created sometime ago on what do ladies think wen they visit a guy's house and the suposed guys dnt touch dem. Most of d comments from d females wr I would feel I am not wanted. U can imajin. I just wish sumday dey wil come straight.

edobor108:
where can i gt it

in a pharmacy. Am sure u won't go nd mention u want unclebiotics lol

Nonsense. Wen u finaly get the schorlaship, few months to ur graduation wen u r abt doing ur thesis, they stop payin and u r left stranded.