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lolipopandy:
Coconut white rice and chicken sauce

I like your food

Just chat her up..

youngest85:
Register her on GNLD

guy you wicked

stupidity:
[s]Been asking this bae out and she finally agreed to go out with me today on the condition she’ll come along with her friend. I said no wahala.

I got to TFC before them and they came in 2 minutes later. We ordered drinks at first and chit chat a little, then ordered something to eat. All these while they were snapping photos like they some kind of celebrity. As we were about to leave, I asked if they wanted take away. One of of them suggested shawarma, the other girl said same but she doesn’t want “hotdog” included.

Her reason, hotdog is made of dog meat!! .

Then the argument started. This babe nor wan gree, she said she’s very sure it’s made of dog meat and if she mistakenly eat hotdog, boil will catch her in her armpit. And to make matters worse she didn’t keep her voice low. All eyes were on us and laughing as well.

This same babe is using an iPhone with a valid subscription which she was prolly using for Instagram and the likes.

Finally told her to go on google and do a search. At first she refused. Said she knows what she’s saying, later she did the search and still wasn’t convinced. Even before we left there, she stood her ground. Hotdog is made of dog meat[/s]

you, the girls, the waiters, the fastfood restaurant, including the customers are stupid.

Nonsense thread... Throws up.

joyberry:
.wow you are in choba ph,been looking for any nairalander in my area.post your phone no so we can connect

ok wow.. That's nice.

Here have it.

pedrilo:
u will remember me wen u r bn slapped up and down by ur military wife. goodluck with that

oh really, just like you are being treated? Arent you so ashamed of yourself?

pedrilo:
Only a stubborn fly,follows the corpse to the grave. Make sure to MARK TODAY'S DATE.

please take your pessimism and insecurity and low self esteem to your grave..

joyberry:
Oga please there are pretty military ladies. Just look well and find the right one

would like to date an airforce lady or naval lady. Pls connect me to any of your military friends... Thank you. If you need more details of me, I'll be willing to share.

Good day

I need a skilled content writer who resides in port Harcourt for immediate engagement. This position requires creating awareness for the company and sending messages to media outlets of the services the client carries out.

Requirement

The person must have good writing and communication skill.

Task

Use your innovativeness to create high quality contents that tally with company's goal.

Ensure to be up to date with new tools/software and stay ahead of trends in the world of social media

Use online tutorials to equip yourself on digital marketing

Ensure to be up to date with strategic areas where display ads can be placed to reach out to customers

Ensure to pitch to media outlets where target markets visit. E.g. Nairaland, Facebook, blogs

Ensure to keep up with customers via email/text marketing.


The right candidate should reside in Port Harcourt and should be a very social media savvy person.

Send your CVs only to firstben94@gmail.com with the Title of job as Subject of mail.

Thanks.

Good day

I need a skilled content writer who resides in port Harcourt for immediate engagement. This position requires creating awareness for the company and sending messages to media outlets of the services the client carries out.

Requirement

The person must have good writing and communication skill.

Task

Use your innovativeness to create high quality contents that tally with company's goal.

Ensure to be up to date with new tools/software and stay ahead of trends in the world of social media

Use online tutorials to equip yourself on digital marketing

Ensure to be up to date with strategic areas where display ads can be placed to reach out to customers

Ensure to pitch to media outlets where target markets visit. E.g. Nairaland, Facebook, blogs

Ensure to keep up with customers via email/text marketing.


The right candidate should reside in Port Harcourt and should be a very social media savvy person.

Send your CVs only to firstben94@gmail.com with the Title of job as Subject of mail.

Thanks.

Printerscanner:
Do you have a relative there that you want to help escape?

yes. You in particular.

So this is what the society has turned to.


Instead of them to find how to evacuate the body, idiots are just there snapping pics.

Foolish people

adeniyisamuel59:
Anathema Maranatha

maranatha like seriously

Sorry, what level are you in?

Do not reject the days of humble beginnings

skarlett:
Thank you Prof Cutehector

you are welcome Darling

I can do it if its abroad, but in Nigeria, sorry I will dump the masters degree like say na pure water sachet

izzou:
I actually think there could be a probability that he killed her unintentionally

It's possible that it was a mistake. But why not own up? Why not take responsibility?

Disposing her corpse like trash makes him no different from a terrorist.

mehn. Its just difficult to own up to one's crime in Nigeria with respect to the way the society handles it. By the time one thinks of youths rounding him/her up and lynching, no be person go tell am say make he hide the crime.

Hahahhahhahahhaha

Cosplay:
*4 months and a couple of thousands of dollars later*

*In Nairaland Autos Section*

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Na wa... U no go mind ya business..

Alot of unanswered questions.

The neighbours said they acted like good couples outside...

And then the stabbing. That's a lot to process.

Explorers:
The only circumstance that can sink this ship today is human or human error.

I can even say Titanic went down due to human error because the crew were warned severally of icebergs ahead their course but they ignored.

Attached is the bridge of Allure of the Seas and Oasis of the Seas.

On the screen, the crew can see and forecast anything coming days ahead(Hurricanes, Tornadoes, Storms, waves, earthquakes, eruptions, tsunami, cyclones, thunderstorms, meteor shower, anything).

I learnt they can connect and communicate with space satellite from this bridge.

please thank you. Skarlett doesn't seem to learn new things

Buhari should have a nairaland account.

I hardly go on dates anymore....

LivingFree:
Husbands will line up

I'm good thanks hun... How's Ramadan treating you?

is that the lie you tell yourself when you dress up half unclad on the streets?

Morning foodies

Nairaland is giving way to much negative information about Nigeria to other countries

khiaa:
LMAO Check out his DP how many of these guys are thinking that is a girl when it's a doll. Awww! Interracial love.

lmao I even saw that. The guy is just a learner sha.

Can kirikiri prisons be jail broken?

That one concern you

The last thing I would ever do in this life is to lay down my dignity